so im sitting in my fuckin room checking my fucking facebook when like every night, this nigga garrett calls me and wants to go fuckin get some god damn dollar burritos from fucking taco bell and im like FUCK YEAH NIGGA those shits are DANK AS FUCK and i ask him if he wants to chief and hes like nah my parents are about to fuckin test my ass so im like oh thats chill and i start ripping my bong before trying to sneak out.
and im like in the basement so when i go to the middle floor where all the fuckin doors are, i can hear if everyone upstairs is awake and shit, and my fuckin parents are still up at fucking one in the god damn morning im like fuck you bitches im leaving anyway and i sneak out the back door after getting my god damn keys and this kid calls me hes like FUCK NIGGA where the FUCK IS YOUR ASS and im like FUCK YOU im hurryin BITCH and i start drivin everything cool and we go to fuckin taco bell like always
but tonight theres no one even in the fucking taco bell im like what the FUCK and we start screaming shit into the GOD DAMN reciever phone thing and no one answere so were like FUCK TACO BELL and we pull our asses around to fucking mcdonals nigga
and we get to mcdonalds and were like can we get some GOD DAMN mcchikens and hes like allright that'll be 2.18 im like ALLRIGHT BITCH and then i pull up and pay that motherfucker and recieve my god damn mcchickens and we drive to bloom and we eat those fuckers. GOD DAMN those were some good motherfuckin sandwiches
and then im just like driving around being a jackass and we pull into this neighborhood i've never been in before and im like oh, a culdesac lets just turn around when BAM! TWO MOTHERFUCKING COPS TURN ON THEIR LIGHTS and shine their GOD DAMN spotlights into my car so im like FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT FUCK IM SO FUCKING FUCKED and i pull into some random ass fuckers drive way and turn off everything then he's like oh you have to get out to act like we live here im like FUCK YOU NIGGA youre getting out with me and we walk up to this random ass motherfuckers house and start ringin his fucking doorbell which now that i think about it was a really fucking stupid idea considering there was two cops RIGHT IN FRONT OF THIS NIGGAS HOSUE and then the cops drove off so we got back in my car and got the FUCKKKK out of their driveway
then i drop this nigga off and im like FUCK this shit i'm goin home and so i start going the fuck home and i'm nervous as FUCK and I turn into my road and stop at a stop sign and right as I do the SAME FUCKING COPS turn on their god damn lights im like FUCK and im like "try not to look sketchy try not to look sketchy" and i start turning and i turned into a GOD DAMN CURB i was like FUCKK GOD DAMMIT WAHT THE FUCK but then they just turned their fucking lights off i think they were looking for someone and then I park back in my parking spot and I turn off the car and I go inside and then im like FUCK i didnt check to see if my bumper was okay and i went to check and it was fine and typing this jsut now i realized i left my god damn reciept in the fucking cup holder FUCKKKK
holy shit
[editline]2nd July 2011[/editline]
i cant breathe
You have such a sparkling vocabulary bro.
[editline]2nd July 2011[/editline]
Also midnight joyrides are kickass. It's like a journey every time.
It was funny the first time, and the second to an extent... now it's just a gimmick.
That is the longest goddamn thing I've ever read and it didn't even say anything.
That's pretty fucked man.
this guy should get gold member for his great thread starting stories. Im serious these are hilarious.
What? My name is Garrett
These things get better every time, keep 'em coming.
thug lyfe
[QUOTE=Cpn Crunch21;30849992]this guy should get gold member for his great thread starting stories. Im serious these are hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't he get gold in like 500 posts anyways?
[QUOTE=Valdor;30852007]Doesn't he get gold in like 500 posts anyways?[/QUOTE]
maybe we should get him a title then
It should be something that sums him up in one word.
I got it.
the title should be "FUCK!"
"someone fucking bought me this piece of shit title for fucking $20"
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