My Friend and How He Is Obsessed with Soccer - General

Ok, before I even start, I will say, don't call me a fat fuck, or basement nerd. Because this guy has NO OTHER HOBBIES. NONE. Here we go. So, I have known this one guy since Kindergarten and ever since then and up until now he has watched, played, and possibly masturbated to soccer. It's all he does. He won't do anything else. He is constantly talking about it, trying to get me to like it, and it's really, [b]fucking[/b], [h2]ANNOYING[/h2] I don't like soccer, I never will. I have tried it. Tried playing it, watching it, everything you can do with it. I just don't like it. I don't mind my friend liking it but he's shoving in my face constantly and he never shuts the fuck up. All I do is tell me I don't like it, It's fine if he likes it's but it's just not my thing. I don't know what to do. The only other hobbies he has are the occasional basket-ball or shitty video games. I should note that half the people I know are exactly like him. Not exactly with Soccer but other sports or things I don't enjoy (weed, xbox, everything) and I am fucking tired of it. How do I finally get them to shut the fuck up. Please share your ideas. I'm not insulting sports or soccer, I just hope you guys understand it's just not my thing. Thanks for reading. [h2]TL;DR[/h2]: My friends keep shoving soccer into my face and want me to get into it, but it's not my thing. What do I do. I think this is my first GD post.

Some people are just like that, just tell him, hey mister. NO.

Fight him Also it's football :P

Heyhey hey heyhey hey hey lady lady soccer

dear god he has a hobby call the fucking police

[QUOTE=Pace.;29345058]dear god he has a hobby call the fucking police[/QUOTE] Did you read the thread? He won't stop fucking trying to con me into it.

I live in Canada and despise Hockey. If my fucking stepfather shouts something to my step brother about hockey one more time I'll snap

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345069]Did you read the thread? He won't stop fucking trying to con me into it.[/QUOTE] Use your laser eyes on him

Why are you friends with him if you don't like his only hobby at all?

[QUOTE=flyschy;29345082]Why are you friends with him if you don't like his only hobbie at all?[/QUOTE] Hobby.

Communists hate soccer apparently.

Either man up and tell him to fuck off or deal with it.

[QUOTE=flyschy;29345082]Why are you friends with him if you don't like his only hobbie at all?[/QUOTE] I was forced to play soccer in kindergarten and until like grade 4, that's kinda how we became friends, so I can't just ditch him. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Artyom;29345077]I live in Canada and despise Hockey. How the fuck do you think I feel, if my fucking stepfather shouts something to my step brother about hockey one more time I'll snap[/QUOTE] I live in Canada too.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345112]I was forced to play soccer in kindergarten and until like grade 4, that's kinda how we became friends, so I can't just ditch him. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] I live in Canada too.[/QUOTE] Think of all the soccer moms [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Rl_zvOCbqRE/R0eL8YP63gI/AAAAAAAAAKU/a8LIhNw2608/s320/glen_quagmire.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Artyom;29345077]I live in Canada and despise Hockey. How the fuck do you think I feel, if my fucking stepfather shouts something to my step brother about hockey one more time I'll snap[/QUOTE] I have the same feeling, only my solution is to say it sucks and get everyone to hate me. then say lol i was kidding. works every time.

Also, to you guys telling me to tell him to fuck off, he won't, he doesn't listen to reason, he just keeps going and going oh god.

If you dislike your friends' mindsets, why are they your friends?

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345069]Did you read the thread? He won't stop fucking trying to con me into it.[/QUOTE] I understand what you mean. I live in the UK where soccer/foot-ball is very popular. I don't really friend these people since if you don't like foot-ball "you're not a real man." Either ignore it, shove your hobby in their face or tell them to GTFO.

go to his house and shit all over his soccer memorabilia also what province are you in?

Send him to Brazil they love that shit there.

I don't see why he can't just listen. I like music, I said, hey maybe you should try out music you might like it. He said "LOL MUSIC IS GAY" and I say "Fair enough" and drop it. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Soviet Russia;29345150]go to his house and shit all over his soccer memorabilia also what province are you in?[/QUOTE] Newfoundland

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345163]I don't see why he can't just listen. I like music, I said, hey maybe you should try out music you might like it. He said "LOL MUSIC IS GAY" and I say "Fair enough" and drop it. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] Newfoundland[/QUOTE] Why don't you say al try it and if i don't like it drop it. Then do it even though you know the answer.

No wonder it's the only thing he talks about. Nothing to do in Newfoundland.

[QUOTE=johnT447;29345176]Why don't you say al try it and if i don't like it drop it. Then do it even though you know the answer.[/QUOTE] I have tried it. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Soviet Russia;29345187]No wonder it's the only thing he talks about. Nothing to do in Newfoundland.[/QUOTE] That's true. There is fuck all here.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345199]I have tried it. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] That's true. There is fuck all here.[/QUOTE] Do you have laser eyes? Cos I said use laser eyes earlier.

[QUOTE=johnT447;29345231]Do you have laser eyes? Cos I said use laser eyes earlier.[/QUOTE] No are you high?

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345163]I don't see why he can't just listen. I like music, I said, hey maybe you should try out music you might like it. He said "LOL MUSIC IS GAY" and I say "Fair enough" and drop it. [editline]21st April 2011[/editline] Newfoundland[/QUOTE] Hah, Wow. I'm in Newfoundland too, I have a friend who's crazy about soccer but he's not as obssessed with getting other people into it, although he's excellent at it.

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29345243]No are you high?[/QUOTE] Well if you don't have laser eyes then why don't you just get new friends, don't ditch him but just talk to him less.

[QUOTE=d_cover;29345146]I understand what you mean. I live in the UK where soccer/foot-ball is very popular. I don't really friend these people since if you don't like foot-ball "you're not a real man." Either ignore it, shove your hobby in their face or tell them to GTFO.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=d_cover;29345146]I don't really friend these people since if you don't like foot-ball "you're not a real man."[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=d_cover;29345146][B]if you don't like foot-ball "you're not a real man."[/B][/QUOTE]

every time time he mentions soccer, mention class equality, every time he talks about david beckham, tell him about vladimir lenin [editline]f[/editline] before i edited this, i put john lenin :holy: