• Bono injured in bicycle fall
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[quote](CNN) -- U2 front man Bono injured his arm in a Central Park cycling accident and now needs surgery, a statement on the band's official website said Sunday.[/quote] [URL="http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/16/showbiz/u2-bono-injured/index.html?hpt=hp_t2"]Source [/URL] Bono can't stay out of the news lately!
I am [I]so[/I] upset
Oh no
Tragic.
This reminds me of an article that was about Rihanna being upset over having her period.
Must be a hell of an injury to require surgery.
[QUOTE=jechtman;46509362]Must be a hell of an injury to require surgery.[/QUOTE] They're rushing him to the OR to fix his broken ego.
Legitimate question: why do news outlets choose to report on things like this? Did it just happen to be a slow news day, or do they strive to document every single facet of every celebrity's life?
Would have been better if he fell and broke his dick.
[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;46509431]Legitimate question: why do news outlets choose to report on things like this? Did it just happen to be a slow news day, or do they strive to document every single facet of every celebrity's life?[/QUOTE] He has donated a lot of money to charity, so he is very important and a good person!
By my standards that makes him a good person, whenever I see charities trying to hawk me down in the city I go on the other side of the street. I need those coins for the bus, go bother someone else
But how will he act like such a wanker with an injured arm?
this is really big news, i'm shocked and appalled that there weren't better safety precautions!! [editline]17th November 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=SuperPlamz;46509494]But how will he act like such a wanker with an injured arm?[/QUOTE] some people are ambidextrous
Looks like he go [i]vertigo.[/i] [editline]what a cunt[/editline] HELLO HELLO RANDOM SPANISH WORDS BECAUSE BONO IS SO ARTISTIC *The Edge(tm) solo*
I'm disappointed the headline wasn't 'Bono suffers booboo'. Edit: Or, 'Bicycle Booboo befalls Bono'.
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Damn. That bicycle must have been pirated. If only Apple and Bono collaborated to make a user friendly iBicycle
Onob
literally who?
Life will go on with or without him.
[QUOTE=jechtman;46509362]Must be a hell of an injury to require surgery.[/QUOTE] it's bono, he probably just scraped his arm and is demanding to be rushed into critical care
Bono can't keep his balance on a bicycle. Doctor's initially suspect vertigo as a main cause.
Breaking news: Guy from Coldplay steps in puddle
It's only news because U2 were booked all week to be the music act for Jimmy Fallon/The Tonight Show but now U2 canceled it because Bono broke his arm or whatever. Three days ago Bono's plane almost crashed, but you didn't see that in the news, did you? I don't see why everyone thinks it's cool to mindlessly bash decent people like petulant teenagers on the internet. This useless thread is a full page of trolling and nobody even read the article.
Just goes to show you that just because it's a Beautiful Day doesn't mean you have to go cycling.
Even news about Justin Beiber can be more significant than this. And that says something.
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