• You get into a bar..
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-snip- shit wrong section edit: fine - You get into a bar, whats the first drink you order
I walk up to the bartender to start bartering, but I stray just a little too far right. Right in my ear, the guy next to me goes, "YOU CAN'T GO THERE". Like I was even trying to. Gah, you're supposed to be friendly to STALKERs.
At least fix the OP.... I wanted to read.
and sit down and have a few drinks and then realize its a gay bar....(YES true story, happened when I visited London with 2 other friends.)
so this string goes into a bar and asks the bartender to take his order. the bartender tells him "i'm sorry sir but we don't serve string her, can you please leave?" the string leaves and starts beating himself up. throwing himself up against the wall and getting himself all twisted up. he goes back into the bar, sits in the same spot, and the bartender comes by. "hey, aren't you the same string who was in here five minutes ago?" the string replies "no sir, I'm afraid not"
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I buy a bunch of lockpicks.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;23557662]so this string goes into a bar and asks the bartender to take his order. the bartender tells him "i'm sorry sir but we don't serve string her, can you please leave?" the string leaves and starts beating himself up. throwing himself up against the wall and getting himself all twisted up. he goes back into the bar, sits in the same spot, and the bartender comes by. "hey, aren't you the same string who was in here five minutes ago?" the string replies "no sir, I'm afraid not"[/QUOTE] HA!
So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
It even says in FT's description that its where questions and "post your"-threads should go, but still people keep making them in GD
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