• World's Fastest Turtle
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifuGlBsUPoY[/media] I appear to be late. You can rate me clocks if that makes you feel good.
He went at warp speed. Now time for the unfunny part, your late my good sir.
Ultra turtle moves at the speed of slow-paced jog.
Hahaha that was great
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;18868626]He went at warp speed. Now time for the unfunny part, your late my good sir.[/QUOTE] Aha, so I am. My bad.
Unexpected
That was awesome.
Running turtle is runny.
That looked kinda cool.
You lookin' at me? Well you ain't now! Heh...
it is a racecar NEEERRRROOWWWW
Paint it red. Red makes things go faster.
He's got a V12 under that shell.
LUDICROUS SPEED! GO! :downs:
Holy shit. I was not expecting that.
Oh wow, did that just happen?
Damn
:psyduck:
I bet he'll beat the slowest hare in the world.
[QUOTE=NixNax123;18874538]I bet he'll beat the slowest hare in the world.[/QUOTE] I believe an average speed tortoise already did that.
An obese hare then.
It's a tortoise, not a turtle. Tortoises are the ones that are on the land, turtles are the ones in the sea.
*Flap flap flap flap flap* Then it's gone.
He went to call his allies. They will invade us. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=gmaster;18881509]It's a tortoise, not a turtle. Tortoises are the ones that are on the land, turtles are the ones in the sea.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure turtles aren't in the water 24/7, could be though.
A soft shell turtle. A common fresh water reptile. You can always see them basking under the sun by the river.
Thats a fast turtle.
Engage warp engines scotty
The hell?
It might be a fast turtle but it's turning circle is stupidly shit.
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