• Doctor Who Interactive Paint Adventure
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[B][U]Doctor Who Interactive Paint Adventure[/U][/B] [I]This is going to be a complete rip off.[/I] You know how these things work. Suggest something, I look at suggestions, I choose the best/first/most popular one and do it. This adventure has already started on the Doctor Who thread in Film & Television Sub Forum. It's two slides in. Here is the story so far. [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene1.jpg[/IMG] You are THE DOCTOR. You are currently in the TARDIS CONSOLE ROOM. You are flying though the TIME VORTEX. Sadly AMY POND fell out of The TARDIS and into a SUN. She is most likely probably NOT ALIVE. Thankfully you quickly get over it and now you need a NEW COMPANION and a PISS. [QUOTE=TrouserDemon;21384374]Go to the pool.[/QUOTE] Logic dictates if the desire to PISS arises you must visit your ships SWIMMING POOL. [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene2.jpg[/IMG] You visit your ships SWIMMING POOL. Where K9 is contemplating SUICIDE. [B]Doctor:[/B] K9 what are you doing here. [B]K9:[/B] Contemplating suicide. My varibles indicate it is the most logical path [B]Doctor:[/B] I need a piss. What shall be done?
Tennant was way better
[QUOTE=Mini Reaper;21385364]Tennant was way better[/QUOTE] No such thing as better in my eyes. They are all The Doctor. All equally good. Deal with it. And you can hardly choose favourite now. 5 years to 2 episodes is hardly a good comparison. He's never coming back, the crappiest writer of the series has left and the best writer has taken over.
Throw K9 in pool, bloody thing annoys me.
Where is Amy?
[QUOTE=Dan2593;21385386]No such thing as better in my eyes. They are all The Doctor. All equally good. Deal with it. And you can hardly choose favourite now. 5 years to 2 episodes is hardly a good comparison. He's never coming back, the crappiest writer of the series has left and the best writer has taken over.[/QUOTE] I dunno I just felt his acting was awesome.... [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6211584.stm"]I don't think I'm the only one[/URL]
[QUOTE=Mini Reaper;21385436]I dunno I just felt his acting was awesome.... [URL="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6211584.stm"]I don't think I'm the only one[/URL][/QUOTE] All the Doctors have won that poll at some point. Heck even Sylvester managed to do it. You can like both.
[QUOTE=Random112358;21385407]Throw K9 in pool, bloody thing annoys me.[/QUOTE] Agree with this, then pee in the pool
Piss on K-9
[QUOTE=Random112358;21385407]Throw K9 in pool, bloody thing annoys me.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=verynicelady;21385419]Where is Amy?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=feltoni;21385701]Piss on K-9[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene4.jpg[/IMG] It turns out K9 weighs a lot. More than your PUNY ARMS can handle. [B]K9:[/B] Pfft, Tennant was better [B]Doctor:[/B] Fuck off You are now playing as AMY POND! [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene5.jpg[/IMG] Still dead. [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene6.jpg[/IMG] You are now playing as K9. The Doctor has found a use for you. It also turns out you are WATERPROOF. However you now stink of PISS. THE DOCTOR also made an inappropriate joke about the fact you don't have a penis. He also says "bloody thing annoys me". Self esteem = Below average What to do now?
Bite off the doctors dick and wear it as a hat
Bite off the DOCTOR'S DICK
Return to Sarah Jane Smith and pretend not to be hurt by the Doctor's rejection.
Bite off the doctor's dick.
Bite off the Doctors Dick then return to Sarah Jane Smith.
[QUOTE=Sickle;21387101]Bite off the doctor's dick.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=IdiotStorm;21386100]Bite off the DOCTOR'S DICK[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jlj1;21386080]Bite off the doctors dick and wear it as a hat[/QUOTE] You VICIOUSLY DIVE for THE DOCTORS DICK. You make a DIGITAL GROWLING noise which sounds a bit like a phone ring-tone in a BLENDER. You can't go at a high speed so you actually move rather SLOWLY towards him. In hindsight, you look really SILLY. Eventually you get to his penis with your head. [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene8.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene9.jpg[/IMG] But you remember you don't have teeth. Or a mouth. And he kinda enjoys it. I would stop.
Scoot on out of there. Return to controlling the doctor, and let's go to 21st Century Amsterdam and smoke a bowl.
Leave, but have a poo before heading to 21st Century Amsterdam
ok, try not to bring anyone new in to it until I've drawn them. which begs the question, why the hell did you want a balaclava?
[QUOTE=aero1444;21390589]ok, try not to bring anyone new in to it until I've drawn them. which begs the question, why the hell did you want a balaclava?[/QUOTE] Needed plot wise. Can't reveal it here, it's a spoiler. Aero does the character drawing as I SUCK at it. So he gets credit for all characters, apart from K9 which I poorly traced. And control will return to The Doctor shortly as I move us into the plot. So far I just been testing audience reaction which isn't too bad.
surely you have death beams or something!
EXIT the TARDIS despite being in a TIME VORTEX
I wonder what would happen if you did walk into a time vortex.
damnit, I had a few characters drawn out, and paint crashed. going to have to re-do them now. also, agreed, EXIT the TARDIS.
Scan the urine sample for anything interesting.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;21390974]EXIT the TARDIS despite being in a TIME VORTEX[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=radioactive;21391011]I wonder what would happen if you did walk into a time vortex.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TrouserDemon;21391687]Scan the urine sample for anything interesting.[/QUOTE] You are now THE DOCTOR. K9 Is gently rubbing his head against your TESTICLES. This seems like a great opportunity to analyse your own URINE. [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene10.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene11.jpg[/IMG] [I]"[B][U]URINE SAMPLE[/U][/B] APPEAR TO HAVE A HIGH LEVEL OF POTASSIUM. URINE HAS THE SMELL OF BANANA WAIT A MINUTE, I'M A TIME AND SPACE MACHINE AND YOU HAVE ME ANALYSING PISS"[/I] Urine tests proved INCONCLUSIVE of PENIS INFECTION. Now seems like a GOOD TIME to exit The TARDIS [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene12.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene13.jpg[/IMG] You fall through a WELL ANIMATED time vortex. That was a BAD TIME to exit the TARDIS. You crash land on some futuristic planet [IMG]http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w154/Dan2593/Scene14.jpg[/IMG] Their is a FAMILIAR-LOOKING MAN IN SHADES who seems to be up to some SHIFTY BUISNESS. He seems to be a MASTER of his trade. You have also landed a few feet from "SUPER ULTRA CO L NIGHT CLUB" which is guarded by a single JUDOON. This JUDOON looks like he is immune to BLACK MAIL and BRIBES. Thankfully, you still have your VIP CARD from your last visit to this planet. You hope K9 has carefully landed the TARDIS somewhere despite the fact he can't reach the controls, nor does he have any ARMS. You still need to find a COMPANION. What shall be done?
By any chance Dan2593, are you high?
Ride JUDOON like a mechanical bull.
Rape everyone in the past
Flash your VIP card and enter the club. First though, borrow the man-in-black's shades, you'll need some style.
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