Kumbuka the gorilla, London zoo escapee, drank 5l of undiluted blackcurrant squash - Polidicks

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37710435[/url] [IMG]http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/11CC5/production/_91910927_gettyimages-167884840.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]A gorilla that escaped from its enclosure at London Zoo drank five litres of undiluted blackcurrant squash before being returned to his den, a report has found. Kumbuka, a western lowland silverback, made an "opportunistic" exit through unlocked doors, London Zoo added. The zoo said the gorilla got into a secure keepers' area on discovery of the security flaw. Kumbuka was returned to his den shortly after being tranquilised on 13 October. The 29st "alpha male" was kept calm by a keeper before the keeper managed to remove himself from the area. Armed police were called to the zoo and visitors were evacuated after the ape's bid for freedom.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Once alone, the animal "briefly explored the area next door to his den, where he opened and drank five litres of undiluted blackcurrant squash", the report revealed. It concluded that the gorilla was always contained in a non-public area of the zoo after the alarm was raised, in accordance with its policy. Kumbuka was returned to his den shortly after being tranquilised.[/QUOTE]

that's fucking savage

What a lad

Absolute madman

bet it wasn't even fucking ribena, the absolute beast

And he didn't even get shot!

Blackcurrant is the best

top lad, brilliant

kumbuka's an absolute top lad

Is that like, fruit juice or something? I'm guessing it's a British thing because of all the "wew lad" posts here

[QUOTE=proboardslol;51232427]Is that like, fruit juice or something? I'm guessing it'sa British things because of all the "wewad" posts here[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://i1.wp.com/i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01776/robinsons_1776883c.jpg[/IMG] You dilute it with water heavily (like 5 to 1?) because its sugary and strong as fuck otherwise

[QUOTE=proboardslol;51232427]Is that like, fruit juice or something? I'm guessing it'sa British things because of all the "wew lad" posts here[/QUOTE] its juice that you dilute with water, so drinking it on its own is generally fucking gross as its so strong [editline]20th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=FlashMarsh;51232428][IMG]https://i1.wp.com/i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01776/robinsons_1776883c.jpg[/IMG] You dilute it with water heavily (like 5 to 1?) because its sugary and strong as fuck otherwise[/QUOTE] you fucking what mate

this is the most british thread on SH

[QUOTE=a-cookie;51232431]its juice that you dilute with water, so drinking it on its own is generally fucking gross as its so strong [editline]20th October 2016[/editline] you fucking what mate[/QUOTE] I'm guessing they probably gave it to the animals as a treat. No wonder he drank five fucking liters of it

The lad just wanted a cheeky ribena break

Must have done a huge piss later on

Great now they got a gorilla with diabetes.

Oh, I thought it is just regular juice, but that is actually syrup. That is close to eating 5kg/10lb of sugar. Damn. Plus blackcurrant has an acquired taste.

Nothing worse than getting half way through making a glass of squash and coming back and necking the undiluted squash Rip your throat

[QUOTE=a-cookie;51232431]its juice that you dilute with water, so drinking it on its own is generally fucking gross as its so strong[/QUOTE] It's honestly vile, this gorilla's a legend That said, am I the only one who's ever accidentally drunk a ton of undiluted robinsons by mistake thinking it was a bottle of dilute I'd filled up with water when the undiluted stuff got down to about an inch or so left? [editline]20th October 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Doozle;51232466]Nothing worse than getting half way through making a glass of squash and coming back and necking the undiluted squash Rip your throat[/QUOTE] this man knows the pain

[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51232467]It's honestly vile, this gorilla's a legend That said, am I the only one who's ever accidentally drunk a ton of undiluted robinsons by mistake thinking it was a bottle of dilute I'd filled up with water when the undiluted stuff got down to about an inch or so left?[/QUOTE] you absolute madman [sp]i've done the same it's fucking torture[/sp]

The bottle told him to add water and he didn't the absolute bantersaurus rex!

I fucking hate dilute because I'm a massive retard and even with monumental effort I can never make a cup of the stuff that isn't either too strong or weak as fuck.

Lad just wanted a drink, no need for all the hassle. Get him a pint next time.

[QUOTE=fulgrim;51232493]I fucking hate dilute because I'm a massive retard and even with monumental effort I can never make a cup of the stuff that isn't either too strong or weak as fuck.[/QUOTE] Best thing to do in that case is make it kinda weak, then keep slowly adding until it's just :ok:

how the fuck did they stop him he should have been punching through walls at that point

I remember my first encounter with squash. I went to the tesco in Portree and picked it up a 1 litre bottle and drank it by itself not knowing you were supposed to dilute it. I stubbornly drank it thinking it was supposed to taste like that, all the while thinking "why is this shit so expensive"

If only it was vimto, i would break out too for that top notch squash

Jesus he'll be shitting funny for weeks after that. What a champ

I love this thread.