Future of gaming - huge tits, huge ass, no clothing at all, horay.
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The ingame bayonetta was hotter than most of those models
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bayonetta isnt hot
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[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;19513763]bayonetta isnt hot[/QUOTE]
The in-game model has sort of a sexy librarian vibe to her. Something that NONE of these girls managed to pull off, at all.
[QUOTE=Nexosz;19513611]Future of gaming - huge tits, huge ass, no clothing at all, horay.[/QUOTE]
Someone never played Tomb Raider.
I never knew the girl in Bayonetta had such a sexy accent. And a sexy body for that matter. I agree with zips, she's got that perfect "sexy librarian" look to her, which none of the girls in the video managed to pull off. Partly because they're all American.
I hate the librarian look personally. Oh yes, sexy book checking out action and glasses from the 50s, thank you. I'd sooner find Dante sexy than her.
Man this is one of those games that I really want but came out during a time where I have little cash to spare. :frown:
That said, they should just stop trying to promote the game with real women dressing up and instead just give us lots of sexy renders of the in-game model. :q:
That was literally painful to watch.
I find Alyx from HL2 hotter than those. You don't need Jupiter-sized boobs and almost no clothing to be hot. Oh well, they are all not real.
I personally think this is sexier.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxE6H83Xw0s[/media]
[QUOTE=Zips;19514026]The in-game model has sort of a sexy librarian vibe to her. Something that NONE of these girls managed to pull off, at all.[/QUOTE]
Zips speaks the truth again.
I'm gonna have to start a religion based on you.
Bayonetta looks a lot like Catherine Zeta-Jones
[QUOTE=JamesMay;19514076]Someone never played Tomb Raider.
I never knew the girl in Bayonetta had such a sexy accent. And a sexy body for that matter. I agree with zips, she's got that perfect "sexy librarian" look to her, which none of the girls in the video managed to pull off. Partly because they're all American.[/QUOTE]
What does being American have to do with it?
This game practically markets itself to horny sexually-repulsive nerds.
Too bad it doesn't change the game play.
Was that a joke?
Am I missing something?
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[QUOTE=thisispain;19516893]This game practically markets itself to horny sexually-repulsive nerds.
Too bad it doesn't change the game play.[/QUOTE]
The game's fun so who cares?
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;19517111]The game's fun so who cares?[/QUOTE]
I guess I do.
And that's kind of the point of a forum, write about shit or something.
[QUOTE=Zips;19514026]The in-game model has sort of a sexy librarian vibe to her. Something that NONE of these girls managed to pull off, at all.[/QUOTE]
she's way too tall
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;19517111]The game's fun so who cares?[/QUOTE]
You wouldn't play the game if it played the same and had a male protagonist.
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;19517821]You wouldn't play the game if it played the same and had a male protagonist.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I would. :q:
[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;19517821]You wouldn't play the game if it played the same and had a male protagonist.[/QUOTE]
No, I'm pretty sure Devil May Cry did pretty damn well with its sales.
Why is it necessary to mark Playboy NSFW? I'm pretty sure that's completely obvious to absolutely everyone.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;19519288]Why is it necessary to mark Playboy NSFW? I'm pretty sure that's completely obvious to absolutely everyone.[/QUOTE]
Same reason why McDonalds has to tell people that their coffee is hot.
[QUOTE=Zips;19518978]No, I'm pretty sure Devil May Cry did pretty damn well with its sales.[/QUOTE]
That was a long time ago if we're talking about DMC3 and DMC4 was already quite stale. This is about two years after DMC4 and Bayonetta's only advancement was its change of scenery. In fact, I don't think this game deserves as much hype as its getting, since it's really not all that special.
Then again, DMC was already hate-or-like it in the first place so I suppose business as usual.
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