Man mocks Alligators, Jumps in Water, is killed by Alligators. - Polidicks

[QUOTE]A man who apparently mocked alligators, then jumped in the water -- despite warning signs -- is dead after being attacked in Texas. Orange County Police were called to Burkart's Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman were swimming in a bayou and had been attacked by a large alligator. Woodward's body was found several hours later. The woman was not injured. Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price told CNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water. "He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.[/QUOTE] [url]http://edition.cnn.com/2015/07/04/us/texas-alligator-attack[/url]

Well that's just very silly isn't it

Wow. I'm not even surprised. Those warning signs are there for a reason. Fucking dumbass.

[quote]he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help,"[/quote] I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[QUOTE=Araknid;48120176]I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious[/QUOTE]Im more curious how this guy reached adulthood if he's that much of a dumbass.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;48120181]Im more curious how this guy reached adulthood if he's that much of a dumbass.[/QUOTE] By never going near an Alligator before.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;48120181]Im more curious how this guy reached adulthood if he's that much of a dumbass.[/QUOTE] It's not like our primitive days, people who would have normally died early are living, in most cases, full lives thanks to a sheltering civilization.

[quote]someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.[/quote] Fucking dipshit. [QUOTE=mochisushi;48120243]By never going near an Alligator before.[/QUOTE] It's big, scaley, got lots of teeth, is a predator and [b]other humans[/b] have put up warnings signs about it. This isn't just inexperience with the animal, this is complete and utter stupidity.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;48120360]It's big, scaley, got lots of teeth, is a predator and [b]other humans[/b] have put up warnings signs about it. This isn't just inexperience with the animal, this is complete and utter stupidity.[/QUOTE] I think mochisushi meant that's how the person had made it so far in life (by never being near an alligator before).

Darwin Award for natural selection imminent.

This guy is an idiot, but I heard if you are attacked by an alligator the best way to ward it off is to shove whatever limb you have in its mouth as far as you can down its throat if it's in water. Or push your thumb as far as you can into its eye

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;48120397]Darwin Award for natural selection imminent.[/QUOTE] Most Lucky To Not Have Been Eaten By An Animal Up Until This Point

The nega Steve Irwin.

He got what he deserved for being an idiot. I mean "blank the gators"?

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;48120835]He got what he deserved for being an idiot. I mean "blank the gators"?[/QUOTE] i have a feeling he actually said "fuck the gators" or something but cnn doesnt want to offend anybody so they go with 'blank' or some shit

[QUOTE=Last or First;48120662]The nega Steve Irwin.[/QUOTE] Steve Irwin would have jumped in there and ended up having tea with the crocodile getting to know its family and their stories I miss him :(

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;48120891]Steve Irwin would have jumped in there and ended up having tea with the crocodile getting to know its family and their stories I miss him :([/QUOTE]God, I still can't believe he was done in by a stingray of all things. Man fucked with snakes and crocs on a frequent if not daily basis.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;48121004]God, I still can't believe he was done in by a stingray of all things. Man fucked with snakes and crocs on a frequent if not daily basis.[/QUOTE] Yeah but a [I]giant[/I] stingray. I think that's more understandable. [t]http://ballershit.com/images/giant-stingray.jpg[/t]

It's like he wanted to die.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;48121004]God, I still can't believe he was done in by a stingray of all things. Man fucked with snakes and crocs on a frequent if not daily basis.[/QUOTE] Two wounds that won't heal, Robin Williams and Steve Irwin.

haha a human being died so funnee haha XD [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

There's always at least one of you in these threads

[QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;48121662]haha a human being died so funnee haha XD[/QUOTE] You go fight an alligator and see if anyone thinks highly of you.

[QUOTE=Solo Wing;48121004]God, I still can't believe he was done in by a stingray of all things. Man fucked with snakes and crocs on a frequent if not daily basis.[/QUOTE] You can't really dodge or react quickly to things in deep water. If you're swimming and some dangerous water creature decides it's going to fuck you up, you are fucked. Steve's staff always said that they were terrified of shooting underwater footage, and they knew it was going to kill him one day.

[QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;48121662]haha a human being died so funnee haha XD[/QUOTE] he literally ignored warnings, went 'fuck the gators' and now you think it's not funny to laugh when somebody does something this monumentally stupid? It's ok to feel sorry for the guy, he did something stupid and died because of it, but the way he did it, he kind of had it coming.

[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;48121704]You go fight an alligator and see if anyone thinks highly of you.[/QUOTE] what if he wins barehandedly he would be considered a total badass [editline]4th July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;48121662]haha a human being died so funnee haha XD[/QUOTE] hey, guess what happens when you play around with guns/fire/explosives/deadly animals hint hint hint bad things ding ding you got it

[QUOTE=J!NX;48121776]what if he wins barehandedly he would be considered a total badass[/QUOTE] I'll still laugh but for a totally different reason.

[QUOTE=Araknid;48120176]I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious[/QUOTE] You always hear about people saying stupid last words, like "hey y'all, watch this", but I never thought someone would [I]actually do it.[/I] [editline]4th July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;48121662]haha a human being died so funnee haha XD[/QUOTE] Would you feel sorry for a man that jumped into a lion's den while saying, "I'm gonna pound that pussy?" [editline]4th July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Dark RaveN;48120397]Darwin Award for natural selection imminent.[/QUOTE] But this literally is a classic example of natural selection. He was given ample warning that a deadly predator is in the immediate area, and instead of reacting with caution he laughed at the threat and practically jumped into the alligator's mouth. There were no tools, artificial constructions or socially-constructed scenarios that caused this, it was straight up a guy consciously throwing himself into dangerous territory for absolutely no reason at all.

But what Darwin truly cared about was passing on your genes, even if it means dying yourself.

Hey guys, you know those giant fucking alligators that can eat people over there? I'm going to hop in with them, because what could possibly go wrong?