Nazis at the Center of the Earth (a.k.a., gory stupid Nazi dumbness) - General

If you wanna watch it, you'd better do so. It got blocked worldwide because of copyright, and I disputed it, but it still says that I'm awaiting response. Hopefully the Asylum won't stomp all over this video (and if it does I'll just upload it somewhere else). [video=youtube;QsndGv9zTeo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsndGv9zTeo[/video]

I love stupid bad movies

That was fantastic. The video that is. Not the film Suddenly Tractors

zombie nazis at the center of the earth

Bad movies always have the best titles.

If you want to torture yourself more, there's American Warships, Asylum's take on Battleship.

As soon as you started to mention Hunter Prey I was thinking "Yeah, Hunter Prey had good nerf guns." THEN YOU SAID IT. I'm always right.

KT don't stop making these. Ever.

They must be making it this bad on purpose. Asylum have to be salf-aware at this point.

[QUOTE=PulpedFiction;41572368]They must be making it this bad on purpose. Asylum have to be salf-aware at this point.[/QUOTE] I just pray that they don't go the way of the Birdemic guy, who made the sequel the exact same as the original but with more forced funny because he realized people laughed at it.

I dunno, if they're actively making terrible films as a really subtle approach to comedy, good for them.

I was hoping the Nerf would be pointed out earlier, in the very first scene the Nazi soldiers had Nerf Longshots. I went back to the scene seconds later thinking that can't be right... then oh damn they were actually lazy enough to blatantly use Nerf guns.

I remember seeing this with my friends in a booze-fueled Asylum marathon better than Iron Sky 10/10

Just a heads-up: The copyright dispute I submitted got reviewed by the Asylum and they backed off, so now there's no chance of it getting blocked! Thank God. Now if only Starz would unblock my other Bad Movie from the UK.

[QUOTE=M2k3;41573174]I was hoping the Nerf would be pointed out earlier, in the very first scene the Nazi soldiers had Nerf Longshots. I went back to the scene seconds later thinking that can't be right... then oh damn they were actually lazy enough to blatantly use Nerf guns.[/QUOTE] I think the gun at 6:34 is also a Nerf toy, looks like a Deploy CS-6: [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ynWOAg4YQB0/S2iKkDRb51I/AAAAAAAABNs/xzHVhLdDkCo/s400/Nerf+Deploy+-+07.JPG[/img] its been painted mostly black and appears to have its front half still in the folded position while its rear half is deployed judging by the soldier's arm. Also, by the look of it the "camouflage" may be duct-tape.

I would have commented on all those other guns but I didn't notice them until the revolver, and as I said in the video I just write what I see. But jesus. Everything is nerf.

That was glorious. That's all I really have to say, it was actually a lot better than most videos like this I've seen.

Fetus powered mecha Hitler and the army of Nazi zombies How high do you even have to be..

The guy making hitler's face is hilarious.

Man you deserve more views

[QUOTE=Trooper0315;41571060]If you want to torture yourself more, there's American Warships, Asylum's take on Battleship.[/QUOTE] I actaully watched that. We can Take out EVEYTHING EXPECT A FUCKING WW2 BATTLESHIP THAT CAN EAT 20 direct impacts from advanced fucking alien boats that are apparently rocky on the inside and the fucking aliens have radiation guns that burn you entirely with a small beam. Of course, only on the shittiest film broadcaster called 'syfy' makers of the fameus GIANT CROCOILE VS SHARKSOMETHING WE ARE LITERALLY PULLING ANIMALS OUT OF A HAT AND mutating them!

Those MP40's have rails on them.

[QUOTE=Valiantttt;41582416]I actaully watched that. We can Take out EVEYTHING EXPECT A FUCKING WW2 BATTLESHIP THAT CAN EAT 20 direct impacts from advanced fucking alien boats that are apparently rocky on the inside and the fucking aliens have radiation guns that burn you entirely with a small beam. Of course, only on the shittiest film broadcaster called 'syfy' makers of the fameus GIANT CROCOILE VS SHARKSOMETHING WE ARE LITERALLY PULLING ANIMALS OUT OF A HAT AND mutating them![/QUOTE] Don't you [I]dare[/I] badmouth Giant Crocoile vs. Sharksomething

[I]What the fuck..[/I] I could easily attribute this statement to any aspect of this and it would still be legitimate, but I choose the senseless gore. I mean jesus christ this movie..my brain cell count just halved.

My favourite thing is that all the CGI looks shite and then the physical effects actually don't look half bad.

Should watch the SyFy Channel remake of Children of the Corn, now that's a bad movie

At least air guitar girl was hot.

I don't want to bump this thread, but can people from outside of America check to see if the video is still up? Apparently someone over at Asylum realized that they didn't block my video and didn't like that, so they blocked it under the name TheAsylumNet in a list that contains most, if not all, countries. Now, I still don't see any differences, but I'd like to see if it's still up in other countries, because if it is, I'm gonna start looking for places to upload a mirror.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;41595907]I don't want to bump this thread, but can people from outside of America check to see if the video is still up? Apparently someone over at Asylum realized that they didn't block my video and didn't like that, so they blocked it under the name TheAsylumNet in a list that contains most, if not all, countries. Now, I still don't see any differences, but I'd like to see if it's still up in other countries, because if it is, I'm gonna start looking for places to upload a mirror.[/QUOTE] Huh, I watched it like 2 hours ago and it werent blocked, it is now though. Also that movie Hunter Prey you mentioned with the Nerf guns, thank you for letting me know of that movie.

I've disputed these new claims, but I'm not sure if it'll work this time. We'll see.