• "Tiger's Wood", upcoming porno.
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[quote]He's (allegedly!) had sex with porn stars, and now Tiger Woods will be the subject of a porn. "Tiger's Wood" is the title of the upcoming adult film, which bills itself, reports E!, "as the 'official porn parody' of the non-golf exploits of the sports icon. The script riffs on the story and (presumably) makes up stuff where it might make things spicier." And it's already been cast! Porn star Kayden Kross tweeted that she has been cast as Tiger's wife "porn-Elin," and that Tyler Knight will play Tiger. Meanwhile Tyler blogged, "I'm Tiger Woods, bitches." Meanwhile Vivid, which is not producing "Tiger's Wood," is offering big bucks to any former Woods' mistress who will star in a porn. The company has also offered up to $1 million "to any paramour of Tiger Woods" who would star in a Vivid film. "Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced still holds," Hirsch continued. "It seems the chance we'll be taken up gets better as the days go on."[/quote] Source: [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/10/tigers-woodporn-flick-com_n_387198.html[/url] (Contains some NSFW pictures) Why are porn titles always so damn cheesy?
Why am I not surprised :geno:
hahahahahahahha wood. hahahahahahaahahah
[QUOTE=KanonieR;19031278]Why am I not surprised :geno:[/QUOTE]Perhaps because even the American television industry has sunk so low to the point where even it's morals are right on par with the porn industry? Oh look, an unintended golf pun.
He'll be getting hundreds of hole-in-ones.
[QUOTE=article]Meanwhile Tyler blogged, "I'm Tiger Woods, bitches."[/QUOTE] Quote of the year.
:v:
[QUOTE=Doug52392;19031312]Perhaps because even the American television industry has sunk so low to the point where even it's morals are right on par with the porn industry? Oh look, an unintended golf pun.[/QUOTE] More or less a rhetorical question, but thanks anyways! :downs:
"Tiger's Wood". oh god oh god oh god
I think this joke has gone on for long enough
Something tells me that movie is going to be a huge success
Me likey.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19031804]Something tells me that movie is going to be a huge success[/QUOTE] yes because everyone will buy a movie named after some black guy's penis
[QUOTE=Rombishead;19031471]I think this joke has gone on for long enough[/QUOTE] Nah Tiger deserves it for being such a douche to his wife. Not only cheating on her with one girl, but 14 women and counting? Jesus Christ.
Wow, that was pretty quick...
[img]http://www.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2009/12/18/1261139383272_131.jpg[/img]
:sigh: america....
I'm eligible for a million dollars?
[img]http://www.monidreams.co.uk/images/N4763-Tyler_Knight_Doll.jpg[/img] *squints* I suppose he looks a little bit like Tiger Woods
Just a little bit :v:
He doesn't look too happy about it [img]http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/125369/thumbs/s-TIGERS-WOOD-large.jpg[/img]
First Palin, now Tiger.
[quote=uncle_earl;19032822]:sigh: America....[/quote] :911:
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;19031240]Why are porn titles always so damn cheesy?[/QUOTE] IMO it's the coolest name ever lol
I'm so getting this! :buddy:
[QUOTE=ser770;19032780][img]http://www.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2009/12/18/1261139383272_131.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I [B]wood[/B] do her.
Tiger the Cheetah :smug:
[QUOTE=faze;19036763]I [B]wood[/B] do her.[/QUOTE] I [b]wood[/b] if I could too :q:
His wife should have signed on to it. How much of a insult would it be to see someone playing you, actually swinging his club into your actual wifes hole.
Hahaha, what
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