Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man - Polidicks

[quote]Sir Elton John has claimed Jesus was a "super-intelligent gay man" in an interview with a US magazine. The singer also told Parade Jesus was "compassionate", forgiving and "understood human problems". A spokesman for the Church of England said: "Sir Elton's reflection that Jesus calls us all to love and forgive is one shared by all Christians." [/quote] Source: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm[/url] Incoming shit storm

Elton John's awesome. He made great music and says great things that make people go nuts. Idolize him.

There is a fair bit of evidence for Jesus being gay. For example; he wasn't married in a time when literally everyone else of his age was.

I dunno man theory seems plausible to me I mean why didn't he bone any bethlehem bitches? How do we know he wasn't only betrayed by Judas because they banged but then Judas got clingy and Jesus was all "i need space man" and Judas was like "fuck you man" and told on Jesus to the romans to get back at Jesus. I think Elton's on to something. [editline]12:52AM[/editline] he also had magical gay powers

In the The Da Vinci Code they said there was a part of bible where it said that Jesus used kiss one of his disciples and that it suggested that the disciples was a women or even simpler that Jesus was gay. Not sure if the book/film just made that up though.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;20303496]There is a fair bit of evidence for Jesus being gay. For example; he wasn't married in a time when literally everyone else of his age was.[/QUOTE] Jesus probably was too ugly to get a chick.

The face of a troll.

[QUOTE=Tea;20303551]The face of a troll.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits...kinda

[QUOTE=evilking1;20303531]Jesus probably was too ugly to get a chick.[/QUOTE] Haven't you seen any crucifixes? Jesus was [i]ripped[/i]. He probably spent all his time at the gym so either he didn't have time to meet women or he was just enjoying the fuckload of dick available there

Good musical ability + a good sense of humour. Nothing better, in my opinion.

[IMG]http://beehivehairdresser.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/whoring-for-jesus.jpg[/IMG] Jesus isnt too kind on people calling him gay...

Damn how much denial is there in Jesus

gay

Jesus hated himself

[IMG]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47331000/jpg/_47331479_-1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://animeotaku.animeblogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/coolface.jpg[/IMG]

What a hero :v:

Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (christian conservatives)

[QUOTE=Best4bond;20303653]Jesus isnt too kind on people calling him gay...[/QUOTE] Well let's see him do something about it.

He ran around with a load of men wearing togas, how could he not be gay.

what? i always thought elton john was an asshole, not a guy with a sense of humour

[QUOTE=Splurgy;20303626]Haven't you seen any crucifixes? Jesus was [i]ripped[/i].[/QUOTE] [img]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh145/xmrsdanifilth/Funny%20Jokes%20Comedy%20Humor/jesus.jpg?t=1266593664[/img]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;20304474][IMG]http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh145/xmrsdanifilth/Funny%20Jokes%20Comedy%20Humor/jesus.jpg?t=1266593664[/IMG][/QUOTE] Do it jesus.

I love Elton John

[QUOTE=Negrul1;20303496]There is a fair bit of evidence for Jesus being gay. For example; he wasn't married in a time when literally everyone else of his age was.[/QUOTE] Anyone who isn't married, is gay.

Elton John is my favourite gay person

[QUOTE=demoguy08;20305384]Elton John is my favourite gay person[/QUOTE] My favorite gay person is Rob Halford

:gay:

Well he was super intelligent, Seeing as he was able to fool people for over 2 millenia.

[QUOTE=booster;20305411]Well he was super intelligent, Seeing as he was able to fool people for over 2 millenia.[/QUOTE] Did they even have closets back then?

Jesus was gay!?! Well, I guess we all have our crosses to bear.