But i eat those footlongs alone and sometimes still crave for more...
"The Onion"
oh alright than.
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45873494]"The Onion"
oh alright than.[/QUOTE]
i see no lies regardless
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45873494]"The Onion"
oh alright than.[/QUOTE]
how very observant of you.
That's 2.50 per person!
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45873494]"The Onion"
oh alright than.[/QUOTE]
It you have never seen The Onion before, I feel sorry for you, you should check it out.
From the title alone, I thought they were referring to the Subway hentai photoshops from a while back
[QUOTE=_Kent_;45873660]It you have never seen The Onion before, I feel sorry for you, you should check it out.[/QUOTE]
reminds me, my dad read an artical from the onion a few nights ago and started this conversation about it with my mum which later turned into a full argument, I had to explain carefuly what the onion was to him :v:
I don't see the parody in this. I don't know anybody who doesn't eat the sandwich by themselves, and I'm pretty sure Subway doesn't think this either. So what are they making fun of?
[QUOTE=brandsmanato;45873431]But i eat those footlongs alone and sometimes still crave for more...[/QUOTE]
that's a different issue altogether..
a single footlong fills me up before i'm even done.
Sweet Onion is the best sauce ever created
"I don't see people eating entire pizzas by themselves"
Ah. Funny guy.
This is fake, right?
[QUOTE=Pantz Master;45873693]I don't see the parody in this. I don't know anybody who doesn't eat the sandwich by themselves, and I'm pretty sure Subway doesn't think this either. So what are they making fun of?[/QUOTE]
The small, abstract feeling of guilt in the back of your mind for buying what is essentially twice what a 'regular' portion is (six inch)
[U]The Onion[/U]
You had me worried for a second.
ahahaha eat shit taco bell
Maybe if they were actually 12 inches, people wouldn't be able to eat them alone.
[I]Those two inches mean everything[/I].
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;45873494]"The Onion"
oh alright than.[/QUOTE]
someone actually posted this
i had subway a week ago and the employee forgot to tessellate the cheese and the left side of my mouth received way more cheese than the right side
[QUOTE=meppers;45874063]i had subway a week ago and the employee forgot to tessellate the cheese and the left side of my mouth received way more cheese than the right side[/QUOTE]
I never have any problems with the tessellation of my cheese.
[QUOTE=NitronikALT;45873886]"I don't see people eating entire pizzas by themselves"
Ah. Funny guy.
This is fake, right?[/QUOTE]
American pizzas are way more filling than european ones
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;45873671]From the title alone, I thought they were referring to the Subway hentai photoshops from a while back[/QUOTE]
God that was fucking comedy gold. Didn't we start that? Or we got blamed for it or something.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;45874587]God that was fucking comedy gold. Didn't we start that? Or we got blamed for it or something.[/QUOTE]
It was all us, Baby
[QUOTE=meppers;45874063]i had subway a week ago and the employee forgot to tessellate the cheese and the left side of my mouth received way more cheese than the right side[/QUOTE]
im literally the only subway employee in a 20 mile radius of my home that tesselates the cheese
it takes just the same amount of time and customers love it. what the fuck subway, this shit is standard but no employees do it.
[QUOTE=Eric95;45874540]American pizzas are way more filling than european ones[/QUOTE]
I love Chicago style.
Not just deep dish, but true Chicago style.
Thicker than most pies; you will be out before you finish one slice.
I love when people actually fall for it.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;45874665]im literally the only subway employee in a 20 mile radius of my home that tesselates the cheese
it takes just the same amount of time and customers love it. what the fuck subway, this shit is standard but no employees do it.[/QUOTE]
Why don't they just cut the cheese into squares?
[QUOTE=Cabbage;45873900]The small, abstract feeling of guilt in the back of your mind for buying what is essentially twice what a 'regular' portion is (six inch)[/QUOTE]
It's never even occurred to me that I even could feel guilty about this.
Portions are almost pure BS anyways. They get arbitrarily smaller every other week so your box of cheezits can advertise "only x calories!"
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;45874784]Why don't they just cut the cheese into squares?[/QUOTE]
basically everything we get is like, wholesale shit from other companies. it comes in big stacks that pull apart. so like, the american comes in some giant block, you pull it apart so its two triangular blocks, throw it in the cheese basket thing, then pull 2-4 slices of cheese off to put on a sandwich
like, theres a lot of shit we could do to increase speed & efficiency, but that won't happen because money.
wait are they seriously meant to not be eaten by 1 person
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