Alright, quick, will I get less of a rush if I chew coffee (grinded)

[HeyMate]

Yeah. I want a rush. I need to stay up for a loooooong time. Will the water lessen its potent?

Thank you.

[Insulator]

I've chewed coffee grinds before, it works. use milk or water to wash it down though.

[ARR DARMA]

dip in ur lip dip dip dip

[stone555]

[img]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/silvergaul/copenhagen.jpg[/img]
It satisfies.

[razzums]

[QUOTE=stone555;18380258][img]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/silvergaul/copenhagen.jpg[/img]
It satisfies.[/QUOTE]

nope sorry

[McSanchez]

Stab yourself in the foot. Guarantee you won't fall asleep.

Assuming you stop the bleeding.

[King_of_Town]

Grind up the beans and snort the powder

[uberKAOS]

eat the energizer bunny, i assume he is full of protine and energy

slow roast him, it tastes much better

[DuraFlex]

Just buy Monster Energy drinks

[HeyMate]

I regret posting this on Facepunch.

[DuraFlex]

[QUOTE=HeyMate;18380416]I regret posting this on Facepunch.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, don't trust FP

[Master117]

You can eat coffee beans and get a little more caffeine out of them then using the same amount in coffee. The reason being the hot water destroys some of the caffeine.

You cannot however dip with the coffee grinds as the molecule is too big to be absorbed through the mucous membranes in your mouth. Same reason why caffeinated soap does not work. The molecule is too big. Any feeling of it's effect is just a placebo.

[HeyMate]

[QUOTE=Master117;18380490]You can eat coffee beans and get a little more caffeine out of them then using the same amount in coffee. The reason being the hot water destroys some of the caffeine.

You cannot however dip with the coffee grinds as the molecule is too big to be absorbed through the mucous membranes in your mouth. Same reason why caffeinated soap does not work. The molecule is too big. Any feeling of it's effect is just a placebo.[/QUOTE]

So, swallowing some gram of grinded coffee won't have effect on me?

[Master117]

[QUOTE=HeyMate;18380539]So, swallowing some gram of grinded coffee won't have effect on me?[/QUOTE]

Eating coffee grinds will get you caffeinated. I was mentioning that if you dip with it, which is to place the grinds between your bottom lip and teeth (used mainly for tobacco), will not do anything besides stain your teeth and give you bad breath.

[Lolerskins]

[QUOTE=Master117;18380712]Eating coffee grinds will get you caffeinated. I was mentioning that if you dip with it, which is to place the grinds between your bottom lip and teeth (used mainly for tobacco), will not do anything besides stain your teeth and give you bad breath.[/QUOTE]

not to mention make your lip taste horrid.

[Euphorium]

Ever try chocolate covered coffee beans? They're good.

[scorpion8754]

Eat raw eggs. You will get muscular and shit.

[void~]

Snort Stem Cells. :science:

[DrTaxi]

Dude just get caffeine pills or [URL=http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/bed8/]time-release capsules[/URL] (there's probably more like that)

[Neckbeard]

Pay a hobo to buy you caffeine pills from a gas station.

[The man of &quo]

[QUOTE=scorpion8754;18381686]Eat raw eggs. You will get muscular and shit.[/QUOTE]WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY I ATE THREE DOZEN EGGS. TO HELP ME GET HEALTHY AND LARRRRRRRRGE.

Sorry.

[dark_console2]

Heres an idea buy some energy drinks?

[Bengley]

If you have any of the types of pills in your house which you can take apart into two sections, do that with about 5, take the contents out of them and fill them with coffee, put them back together and swallow them like you would any type of pill.

[Antallion]

[QUOTE=Bengley;18381950]If you have any of the types of pills in your house which you can take apart into two sections, do that with about 5, take the contents out of them and fill them with coffee, put them back together and swallow them like you would any type of pill.[/QUOTE]
Scratch that, eat every pill you can find in your medicine cabinet.

[Juggernog]

Just drink coffee. Or drink Red Bull or Monster. Or eat chocolate, lots of caffeine in there.

[DainBramageStud]

[QUOTE=Juggernog;18384143]Just drink coffee. Or drink Red Bull or Monster. Or eat chocolate, lots of caffeine in there.[/QUOTE]

There's only a small amount of caffeine in chocolate. OP, get some of these:

[img]http://www.energyfiend.com/wp-content/caffeine/rite-aid-stay-awake.jpg[/img]

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Or punch yourself lightly every ten minutes, that should keep you up.

[Cyclocius]

Put coffee beans in your mouth, drink semi warm water, swill it around in your mouth and swallow.

[PartyPancake]

One word; Cocaine

[Slippers]

[QUOTE=PartyPancake;18384931]One word; Cocaine[/QUOTE]

Looks like your avatar has had enough of it today.