Thief breaks into Indio YMCA, Steals fake cash from toy register

[LordMoldyButt]

[quote]Police are on the lookout for a brazen thief who broke into a YMCA in Riverside County through the ceiling to steal cash from a register. The trouble is - neither the cash nor the register were real.[/quote]
[url]http://abc7.com/news/thief-breaks-into-indio-ymca-steals-fake-cash-from-toy-register/1515918/[/url]

[Dr.C]

I wonder if at any point, he remarked on how easy it was and said "like taking candy from a baby"

[Freaka]

what is gonna do with it though, bribe people in monopol?

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=freaka;51071192]what is gonna do with it though, bribe people in monopol?[/QUOTE]

yeah plastic circles are worth a fortune in monopolis

[A B.A. Survivor]

Little do you realize, the thief was from an alternate dimension where toy money is real money, and real money is smoked as a form of narcotics.

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;51072258]and real money is smoked as a form of narcotics.[/QUOTE]

dough gets you baked? that's the joke right?

[Tufty 🌹]

Breaking in through the ceiling seems like a very sophisticated way of stealing money, it seems odd that he'd be capable of that but stupid enough to take toy cash

[SirJon]

Although breaking in through the ceiling doesn't necessarily mean "zipped down on a line dressed in a black turtleneck without making the slightest noise"

[GordonZombie]

It was probably dark enough that he couldn't see that it was a tot register. Still pretty funny.

[Secrios]

Guess he was a kid at heart.

[DasMatze]

[QUOTE=GordonZombie;51072967]It was probably dark enough that he couldn't see that it was a tot register. Still pretty funny.[/QUOTE]
I hope it has a big Fisher Price logo on one side and made farm animal sounds when he tried to open it.

[SleepyAl]

[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;51072533]Breaking in through the ceiling seems like a very sophisticated way of stealing money, it seems odd that he'd be capable of that but stupid enough to take toy cash[/QUOTE]

Doesn't necessarily have to be sophisticated :v:

[video=youtube;ZeAShAhsmrc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeAShAhsmrc[/video]

[purvisdavid1]

I'm, just.

:speechless:

What? :v:

Edit:

This is fucking hilarious.

[darkshadow321s]

i live in Palm Desert a nearby town, and i can confirm that Indio is full of retards like this.