Trolling Chat thread chat; the only worthwhile sport on the internet. Inspired by J-dude - General

Come young padawan, show us your escapades. Like this. Now I can't seem to get to my sent messages, so I'll just describe what I remember. Basically J-dude made a thread about My Little Pony, which is here [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1093502-quot-California-Girls-quot-Ponified-Remake-quot-Equestria-Girls-quot?highlight=[/url] And I proceed to tell him how awful the show is and that he's a terrible person for enjoying it. [QUOTE=J-Dude][quote]Mainly because your chosen media of choice of ponies, for little girls, is incredibly homosexual.[/quote] Well, I'm bi-curious, and I've taken a dick in my past so...I guess that makes you a complete fucking douchebag. It's not so much you calling me homosexual that I find insulting, but that you believe you ARE insulting me by accusing me of it. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality, just like there's nothing wrong with enjoying content intended outside your age-group. You're calling me and folks like me "immature manchildren", but you're the one going out your way to throw a bitch-fit about a person liking something you happen NOT to like.[/quote] I then did something homosexual. I can't remember what it was, but he said this after I did. [QUOTE=J-Dude][quote]Yes I am and that is literally the cornerstone of Facepunch you cock-vacuum.[/quote] I sincerely doubt that. [quote]You do realize "My little pony" is for six year old girls, don't you?[/quote] Sure, but it's been tempered so tastefully that it's easily the best content for six year old girls that I've ever seen. It's not full of garish hot pink and deep purple color pallets, it's not animated lazily, it's written with the assumption that the watcher has a brain and knows how people actually speak and interact. It's pleasing to the eyes and the ears, the actors do a great job. I agree, the fact that it's SUCH a coup that something like this show reaching quality of the "Cartoon Cartoons" is suddenly a huge fucking deal is a sad state of affairs. This show OUGHT to be a dime a dozen. But it's NOT. It's like if somebody took the Care Bears and gave it sense, taste and dignity. Nobody expected it, nobody thought it was possible, and yet here it is, far removed from it's old incarnations and glistening with a polish that makes it work quite well in 2011. I always despaired that kids were under-served when it came to stuff made for them, but if I can't get enough of this show, then I feel VERY good about the kids who watch it. What can I say, you either get it or you don't.[/QUOTE] The cornerstone being amazing douchebaggery, at least from his perspective. Then I told him about how awful the show was again, then I took a shit, and as I was shipping my logs to the mill he said this. [QUOTE=J-Dude]You're obviously a complete douchebag who lacks the maturity to leave people to their vices, so after this message, I'm putting you on my ignore list. Your logic is from the 50's, as is your attitude towards effeminate males, so I have no problem telling you to go fuck yourself. I was prepared for flames from idiotic little shits like you, but I'm disappointed in the extreme with a ban-rule that (despite lasting only six hours, so what-fucking-ever) that I was neither aware of, or MIGHT have been aware of given this was obviously a recent addition. I'm quite close to leaving Facepunch if it's going to institute a policy of draconian censorship, but that would just leave fuckers like yourself to roam around without needing to learn that they need to live with the fact that some people like things they despise. At any rate, I've long been unbanned since your first message, so go pound sand and whine and shit. I've got a life to enjoy.[/QUOTE] I then sent a message back about how he's a moron for caring what I think. Beholden, for there shall be one less pony lover on Facepunch.

[quote]Well, I'm bi-curious, and I've taken a dick in my past so...I guess that makes you a complete fucking douchebag.[/quote] Wow, he actually said that. What a cockbag, literally. Only place I ever troll in are unsrs TF2 servers, russian CSS deathmatch servers and Omegle. Nothing like acting a 14yr old amurican loli and then telling you're 58 and from Chernobyl. Them laughs, man.

[QUOTE=Sabrina;30198035]Wow, he actually said that. What a cockbag, literally. Only place I ever troll in are unsrs TF2 servers, russian CSS deathmatch servers and Omegle. Nothing like acting a 14yr old amurican loli and then telling you're 58 and from Chernobyl. Them laughs, man.[/QUOTE] Try trolling with science and facts, like this- If a pen is dropped on a moon, will it: A) Float away B) Float where it is C) Fall to the surface of the moon They'll almost never do C and act like retards when you correct them. Also, could you troll the J-Dude? He seems to have blocked me.

Trolling is a art

Pssst. This thread is a Finnmagnet. And Finns are the worst trolls you see.

A+ thread, no idea why this isn't up on highlights.

[QUOTE=TomZa;30217851]Trolling is a art[/QUOTE] So is grammar you inbred dick eater.

[QUOTE=Mr Slashy;30222546]So is grammar you inbred dick eater.[/QUOTE] tryhard

[QUOTE=Mr Slashy;30222546]So is grammar you inbred dick eater.[/QUOTE] TROLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOOO

[QUOTE=TomZa;30223749]TROLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOOO[/QUOTE] or he's trolling you by acting like he fell for it :psyduck:

[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;30218192]Pssst. This thread is a Finnmagnet. And Finns are the worst trolls you see.[/QUOTE] Fuck you. You're not even Finnish, you came from the UK or some english speaking shit and you come to Finland just to say how much Finns sucks. I hate people like you. Go die in a fire you piece of worthless crap.

anyway here are some tips to trolling [list] [*]say "good god shut up, no one cares" [*]use stereotypes like furries like to fuck animals, black people steal, religious people are retarded, gamers are nerds etc [*]don't make long sentences, before you know you'll be arguing [*]don't argue a lot, most likely they're going to come up with arguments you can't counter. on the other hand, argue a lot with small things [*]don't say 'umad', when you say this everyone reads it like 'watch out, I'm trying to troll you'. Instead say something like 'why are you so angry' [*]excessive use of emoticons, exclamation/question marks and other dumb things are.. dumb and only make you look retarded [*]for example if you're entering a portal 2 chat, don't say 'portal 2 sucks' because that is no fun and everyone will ignore you. instead make it sound like 'portal 1 was pretty cool but imo they ruined everything in p2. I'm hating Valve forever for this piece of shit'. [*]call other people trolls, but not too often [*]laugh a lot, use 'hahah' and 'lmao' but not too often [*]people who say 'he's just trolling' to you, tell them that stating your opinion is not trolling at all, but don't say retarded things like 'freedom of speech!!' [*]don't use 'faggot/fag' a lot , use 'idiot' and 'retard' instead [*]challenge admins and mods but don't get banned. if a rule says 'no homophobic slurs', then don't [/list] I used to be in the official portal 2 steam group chat and it's so much fun to troll them, they're basically fanboys of portal 2 and valve so it's incredibly easy.

Is this this the "hey look at me i totally owned this guy XD" thread?