Al Gore seperates from his wife

[El Ruffianos]

[quote=CNN]Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have sent an e-mail to family friends announcing a mutual decision to separate, a longtime family friend told CNN.[/quote]

[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/06/01/al.tipper.gore.separation/index.html?iref=allsearch[/url]

I wonder what caused the split?

[M23]

Maybe al gore his wife now that she's single.

:smug:

[Sickle]

She was too hot for him.

:smug:

[Eudoxia]

Tipper :3:

[Starpluck]

I guess she couldn't take Al that Gore.

[lulzbocks]

Tabloidical

[editline]01:08AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=starpluck;22307173]Just say divorced?[/QUOTE]

But they aren't?

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=El Ruffianos;22307121][url]http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/06/01/al.tipper.gore.separation/index.html?iref=allsearch[/url]

I wonder what caused the split?[/QUOTE]

Global Warming.

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=radioactive;22307212]Global Warming.[/QUOTE]

He's gay now.

[MercZ]

Wow, 40 years? Shit.

[Sickle]

fuck -snip-

[Splurgy]

That's inconvenient.

[Jewish Paladin]

This really doesn't surprise me.

I'm pretty sure he's gay.

[Boba_Fett]

I love how Al Gore tells everyone that we have to cut down on energy usage when he has a private jet and a gigantic house with nine bathrooms.

[MachiniOs]

Guess she found out the incovenient truth.

[sp]He has a small penis.[/sp]

[toad]

I wonder what caused their relationship to get so heated.

[Regulas021]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;22308329]I love how Al Gore tells everyone that we have to cut down on energy usage when he has a private jet and a gigantic house with nine bathrooms.[/QUOTE]

He runs his business out of his 'home', though, so it's not really a good comparison.

[whatnow V2]

this isn't news

[kevlar jens]

this isn't news

[Xeloras]

[QUOTE=kevlar jens;22310423]this isn't news[/QUOTE]

[Quote=Dictinary.reference.com]
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2.the presentation of a report on recent or new events in a newspaper or other periodical or on radio or television.

3.such reports taken collectively; information reported: There's good news tonight.

4.a person, thing, or event considered as a choice subject for journalistic treatment; newsworthy material.Compare [URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/copy"]copy[/URL] (def. 5).

5.[URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/newspaper"]newspaper.[/URL]

6.[URL="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/newscast"]newscast.[/URL] [/quote]

It's technically news.

[Ronin]

Now that's an inconvenient truth.

[sloppy_joes]

:ohdear: Poor Al Gore.

[Zambies!]

News this isn't

[Henry Townshend]

Every pun has been done now so don't bother posting any new ones.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Regulas021;22310079]He runs his business out of his 'home', though, so it's not really a good comparison.[/QUOTE]
He has a 20 room mansion with a pool and a guest house, all heated by natural gas.

[whatnow V2]

[QUOTE=Xeloras;22310501]It's technically news.[/QUOTE]

when we say " this isn't news" here it means who gives a fuck, this is nothing important

[7DeadlySyns]

[QUOTE=Splurgy;22307924]That's inconvenient.[/QUOTE]

And that's the truth.

[Pretiacruento]

[img]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8388/tipperlol.png[/img]

Tipper: ...so anyway, here I am, married to "Mr. Global Warming", but y'know what, Larry? Things in my bedroom are ice cold and I'm horny as hell! AND HE WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! :(
Larry King: Oh snap!
Al Gore: Hurr durr lol :v:

[Henry Townshend]

Did someone fucking vomit on her shirt?

Or poop on it?

[ThePutty]

I guess his wife slowed his quest for Manbearpig down

[thisispain]

maybe gore finally discovered NWA and went "she tried to ban this? you fucking bitch!"