• Basically : Scarlet Blade [The Worst Boobs]
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[video=youtube;SpwBG2Dtpmk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwBG2Dtpmk[/video] i dont even and you thought microvolts was bad
I never had weirdest boner before but it seems this must be the first time I got one, save me.
Why is this game even related to the Queen's Blade anime? The only thing that's similar is the boobs.
Maybe it's actually an elaborate deconstruction of women in fantasy games. Or it's just a piece of shit MMO for shameless perverts and sexually frustrated teenagers.
i need this
It's pretty much if nexus was allowed to design a scifi game. Gameplay looks terrible
Boobs.
there is no excuse for a bad game especially if the women look like cartoon characters with marshmallows for body composition
[QUOTE=Primigenes;39963131]This game is blatantly baiting people with virtual breast. [t]http://i.imgur.com/amKX2cg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Holy fuck those foreheads are fucking [I]massive[/I].
[QUOTE=Primigenes;39963131]This game is blatantly baiting people with virtual breast. [t]http://i.imgur.com/5QmP6Lp.jpg[/t] Seriously, they are trying so fucking hard And the first 3 images are puzzles[/QUOTE] jesus christ their faces
he is pretty bad
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;39962612]Why is this game even related to the Queen's Blade anime? The only thing that's similar is the boobs.[/QUOTE] IIRC it isn't. I think the reason why they took "Queen" out of the title when the beta went overseas was to avoid copyright issues.
in this video: guy finds porn guy makes fun of porn for being porn???????
[QUOTE=Primigenes;39963131]This game is blatantly baiting people with virtual breast. Seriously, they are trying so fucking hard And the first 3 images are puzzles[/QUOTE] "Babie Doll." Oh god please tell me they didn't actually make a typo there. Seriously how does shit like that get by.
I would totally pirate this game for the plot....
[QUOTE=Polonium9;39966107]I would totally pirate this game for the plot....[/QUOTE] Piratin free games. All day erry day.
-i am a dumb motha fucka-
[QUOTE=The Calzone;39965979]in this video: guy finds porn guy makes fun of porn for being porn???????[/QUOTE] more like: guy finds porn guy makes fun of porn for pretending to be video game
Jesus christ Fuck the gameplay, if you're gonna do this then you may as well go all the way and make some porn game or dating sim or some shit.
[QUOTE=ashxu;39966459]Jesus christ Fuck the gameplay, if you're gonna do this then you may as well go all the way and make some porn game or dating sim or some shit.[/QUOTE] Third Life
I wonder how many men at the age of 30 or higher play this.
[QUOTE=kidkiller745;39966474]Third Life[/QUOTE] 2: Episode 1 Life, you mean. [IMG]http://www.extremetech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gaben-640x353.jpg[/IMG]
i like tits and even this is too much tit for me
I thought TERA was bad. But this is just tits flopping everywhere.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;39966555]I wonder how many men at the age of 30 or higher play this.[/QUOTE] Not many seeing as most just look up porn on the net.
Wait so this is Queen's Blade Online. It looks nothing like this.
how is this even a real game
I'm surprised he didn't touch upon the sexually charged dialogue (you can see an example at 7:10 in the video). EVERY piece of dialogue is like this.
[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;39973026]I'm surprised he didn't touch upon the sexually charged dialogue (you can see an example at 7:10 in the video). EVERY piece of dialogue is like this.[/QUOTE] Because you get the point of the game after seeing the perks of buying those "packages". Literally no need to start talking about dialogue when everything else spells it out for you. [sp]I'd let them try my package tho heheheeh[/sp]
How could anyone work on this game and not question himself in the mirror every day.
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