Fuck My Life: The tale of my horrible shrooms experience last night, and how i got arreste

[StayBlazed420]

[b]Warning: Big ass wall of text. Read if it is particularly interesting to you[/b]

So the 5 of us got 100 bucks. Pretty impressive if i do say so myself. But what are we gonna spend it on?

Mushrooms.

It started off like any other shrooms experience i've had.. We were coming up, all giggling and trippin out on stuff, just drivin around have a great adventure.
We stop at Jesse's house to just relax though (take a break from driving even though i always drive on shrooms and have loads of fun) and we listen to some techno/excision.
After 45 minutes or so dave had thrown up from gut rot and i felt a little nauseous. I decide to go outside.

It was right then and there the worst idea ever imaginable popped in my head (whilst tripping hard).... Lets go for another drive!

We all get in the car and we take off. I'm puffing down cigarettes like nobody's business and i'm havin the time of my life.

But this is when it all happened.

There's this guy behind us... We thought he was our friend. He was just cruising along behind us tripping us the FUCK out with his head and fog lights. They kept flickering and changing colors (they were bright blue and yellow) and we all gazed upon them in awe. But for some reason this friend of ours wouldn't leave, he just kept following us, shining his trippy lights as us.
Next thing i know he's no longer driving right behind us, nor flickering his lights. But it is still the same car behind us. At this point i was still under the impression he was our friend, but little did i know what was in store for us....

In my rear view mirror i see this "friend" pull over to the side of the road quickly to allow two other cars pull ahead of him. I saw our "friend" pull right behind these unidentified cars quickly.
Next thing i know, there's a cop right on my ass... He came from no where. Suddenly a hundred questions start spewing into my head. What happened to our friend? Where did this cop come from? Was i driving erratically?

"Get ready guys," i said to my friends "we're about to get pulled over".

Sure enough, the lights come on. There's two cop cars behind me with their lights on. I pull over quickly and unhesitatingly.
"i have shrooms on me!" says my girlfriend. "Me too!" says her friend and Dave.
I didn't know what to do. The cops were just parked behind us for what seemed like an eternity before they finally came over to my car.
"Just calm the fuck down.. Everybody. Oh fuck oh fuck look at my pupils. No.. No this isn't happening" I couldn't believe this.

Three police officers approach my car, from all angles (my honda is a 4 door). He shines his flash light directly into my eyes and asks "have you kids been drinking at all tonight?"
At this point i was really unresponsive. Time was going 100% slower than usual, my brain couldn't think.. I couldn't respond quick enough.. I just kept thinking "it'll be okay, he can't search the car he can't search the car.. Did i just see a dude walk across the street? No.. he can't search, he just can't"
He tells me to get out of the car.. I can barely walk. I'm frozen with fear and i'm seeing doubles.
"Do you know why i pulled you kids over?"
"Why?"
"We've had two complaints about wreckless driving from this license plate. And you see that car right there?"
I look, and guess what i FUCKING SEE... Our supposed "friend" who was tripping us out.. Turns out (says the police officer) that this guy was on the phone with the cops the entire time following me so the cops would come find us. He wasn't trippin us out or trying to be our friend, he was brutally double crossing us and stabbing us in the back.
The officer tells me to put my hands on the car. He searches me for drugs. (thank god i left them at jesse's).
The cop asks me, "So you got any drugs or alcohol in the car? Tell me now or else i'll find them and you'll spend the night in jail"
Panicky... without thinking i just blurted out 'no'. Well 10 seconds later this other cop comes up to him and says "hey i found drugs on 3 of them".
Well fuck my life.

The officer puts me in the back of his cruiser. My gf, her friend and dave are in the other car. As for Jesse? He walks away like nothing happened cuz he had nothing on him.

So there i am... All alone in the back of this cop car. Completely, utterly alone. And believe me.. I am tripping the fuck out. All these questions were racing through my mind..
"What are they gonna do to my car? What about my license? Where did my friends go? Are they okay? What's happening! I just want to go home..."

Then i hear the cop call in a tow truck. Fuck my life this is gonna be expensive.
Then i hear the cop ask the other one a question about filling out this form to suspend my license for 30 days. 30 fucking days? I just started my new job which is 30 minutes away. Fuuuck. Everything is getting fucked up. Why did i do this. Why did i drive? Why did they bring their mushrooms with them?!

The officer gives me a breathalyzer and asks me if i did any mushrooms. "No, i only smoked a joint". He didn't believe me, but since i didn't have anything on me, and my friends in the other car all said the same thing, he had no proof. Instead of a 30 day suspension, my license is gone for 24 hours.

45 minutes later of being completely isolated from my friends, sitting in the back of this cop car with it's god damn lights flashing constantly, my high has literally become my worst enemy. I didn't even know where my friends were, or what was happening to them or going on in their minds. The cop just kept lecturing me how i'm an idiot and this type of shit is what will ruin my life etc. etc. Then the tow truck showed up. I literally begged the officer "please officer.. just please grab my smokes i just want my smokes" but he said "you're not even 18 yet you're not allowed to smoke" and just left them in there. Almost a full pack! What a fucking douchefag.

After a total of about an hour and a half of sitting in this car all alone tripping out, he finally calls my mom and tells her the good news. The cop says he can't drive me home and that she has to come pick me up. So i wait.

My friends are gone, i dunno what happened to them.. None of them are texting me back either so i have no clue what's going on in their minds, or if they were still together.

Finally my parents showed up. Now two hours in since i was pulled over. I've been completely alone this entire time. I haven't shed a single tear. But now i am.
My trip was completey ruined. My state of mind was shattered, i couldn't even think straight. All i knew is that it was only 12 midnight, my curfew was 3, jesse had weed and smokes, and i could have been there that moment enjoying my trip with my friends.

But no. My parents are driving me home and i'm still all alone, and haven't talked to any of my friends. I start crying.

I get home and just put my head down on the table. My parents lecture me on and on about how i'm so irresponsible and drugs are bad etc. etc. I just sat there and took it.

Finally they went upstairs. Everything was over and done with. It's only 1am... FUCK.

Anyway, the point of this story is to
A) Never ever fucking drive on mushrooms, and if you think someone is your friend? Think again.
B) Never bring your drugs with you. Nobody expects to get pulled over, but it happens.
C) Fuck the police

[Sewy]

Haha, driving on mush is fucking brilliant...

[Cypher_09]

Shit man, I'm sorry.

Was a good read though, if that's any consolation.

[StayBlazed420]

nope, but is fun when you're on < 3 grams.

4 grams or more though? Yeah, fucking retarded

[Luke510]

That sucks man. Your friends shoulda just ate the shrooms. Although it must take some serious balls to drive on shrooms.

[Aaronn]

[QUOTE=Luke510;21409853]That sucks man. [B]Your friends shoulda just ate the shrooms.[/B] Although it must take some serious balls to drive on shrooms.[/QUOTE]

Yeah they could have thrown them up after the officers left. Sucks dude

[w1ldstly3]

How much did they have on them?

Interesting read though.

[StayBlazed420]

they each had a little under 2 grams left

[editline]09:13PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Luke510;21409853]That sucks man. Your friends shoulda just ate the shrooms. Although it must take some serious balls to drive on shrooms.[/QUOTE]

Yeah if they would have ate them they probably wouldn't have impounded my car, and made them take a drug course.

[editline]09:13PM[/editline]

and suspended my license... fuck!

[Rastaboy]

And I planned on driving on my shroom trip.

Thats sucks though bro, hopefully things turn out better.

[phill977]

Fuck man, that's pretty bad. Good lie though, obviously worked well.

My rules for being under the influence of anything is:
1. Do it and stay on a private property (someones house, never a park).
2. Never carry any with you in public.

That'd cut down the chances of being caught, eliminate being charged for possession and public intoxication.

But whenever i break my own rules, I get seriously fucking paranoid.

[Meader]

Your friends might have had their phones taken from them by their parents or something, or they may be in a holding cell for carrying shrooms on them.

Let us know as things happen man. Sorry it turned so south for you.

[Luke510]

[QUOTE=StayBlazed420;21411530]they each had a little under 2 grams left

[editline]09:13PM[/editline]

Yeah if they would have ate them they probably wouldn't have impounded my car, and made them take a drug course.

[editline]09:13PM[/editline]

and suspended my license... fuck![/QUOTE]
I would've ate em. I've had to eat drugs before to avoid the cops. But a 24 hour suspension isn't that bad, if you get caught up doing what you did around here, it'd be gone till your 18.
[QUOTE=phill977;21411716]Fuck man, that's pretty bad. Good lie though, obviously worked well.

My rules for being under the influence of anything is:
1. Do it and stay on a private property (someones house, never a park).
2. Never carry any with you in public.

That'd cut down the chances of being caught, eliminate being charged for possession and public intoxication.

But whenever i break my own rules, I get seriously fucking paranoid.[/QUOTE]
I'd follow those rules for shrooms but weed is ok. I just never bring more somewhere than I have to and now I don't even worry about having pot on me(club card!)

[Imaledgev2]

Shit man, that was a good read to say the least. This does go to show that people may not think you'll ever be pulled over by the cops... but this shit does happen :(

[Soderholm]

Doing drugs is [b]dumb[/b]. Remember that kids! :v:

[Imaledgev2]

[QUOTE=soderholm13;21412082]Doing drugs is [b]dumb[/b]. Remember that kids! :v:[/QUOTE]

Fuck you

[Pajama Sam]

I read that entire fucking story, and I totally felt your pain. That shit you went through was totally brutal. The fact that you got pulled over because of a couple of complaints, and you had a bunch of friends in the car gave the cops total probable cause to search the persons.

Thing I want to know is how shitty were you driving? Were you fucking swerving or some shit? You must have fucked up somewhere bad to get a good Samaritan to think that you were drunk. Cause I would call the cops too if I saw some asshole being drunk behind the wheel.

[MrSneakymode]

Should have offered the cops some.

[StayBlazed420]

[QUOTE=Meader;21411779]Your friends might have had their phones taken from them by their parents or something, or they may be in a holding cell for carrying shrooms on them.

Let us know as things happen man. Sorry it turned so south for you.[/QUOTE]

I've talked to them now it's all good

[editline]11:11PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;21412843]I read that entire fucking story, and I totally felt your pain. That shit you went through was totally brutal. The fact that you got pulled over because of a couple of complaints, and you had a bunch of friends in the car gave the cops total probable cause to search the persons.

Thing I want to know is how shitty were you driving? Were you fucking swerving or some shit? You must have fucked up somewhere bad to get a good Samaritan to think that you were drunk. Cause I would call the cops too if I saw some asshole being drunk behind the wheel.[/QUOTE]

I was just speeding lots and swerving around cars that were turning left (driving down a single lane street). Although i did swerve into the other lane for a second when the guys lights were tripping out, but it wasn't like a car was coming or anything

[xxFoxxx]

Dumbass. You obviously are irresponsible, and need to be lectured/schooled/bitched at.

[Luke510]

foxx, we learn more from our greatest mistakes than our greatest successes.

[xxFoxxx]

Which is my point? You got in trouble for something that you shouldn't be doing... That's not "fuck my life" that's "life."

[jonashappy]

When I got arrested for shoplifting and burglary tools, it made me realise just how quickly alot of shit can change, when you get arrested. Its fuckin scary and awfully sobering.

[wowsers]

Man that fucking blows, I've been in a cop car only once. It was for breaking into this old ass sugar factory. Totally worth it though.

[I Broke The Sun]

[QUOTE=xxFoxxx;21414005]Dumbass. You obviously are irresponsible, and need to be lectured/schooled/bitched at.[/QUOTE]

.

People like you are what make drug users seem so bad. Driving while on shrooms. Are you fucking crazy?

[Luke510]

[QUOTE=jonashappy;21414961]When I got arrested for shoplifting and burglary tools, it made me realise just how quickly alot of shit can change, when you get arrested. Its fuckin scary and awfully sobering.[/QUOTE]
Getting caught up sucks ASS!
I avoid it at all costs bro.
fuck the system.

[Pajama Sam]

I got caught smoking right before a Yankee game in the parking lot in my friend's car. I lit the bowl, and all we hear is a tap on the window from a guy in swat gear with a sub-machine gun. Needless to say we nearly shit ourselves. Silly thing is we were laughing our ways to the police station, cause we knew what they didn't. THEY DIDNT READ OUR FUCKING RIGHTS! We took the shit to court, and we didn't even get there. Prosecuters were like fuck it.

[editline]01:03AM[/editline]

Before someone says "durr smoking by yankee stadium"
To that I say, have you ever seen baseball sober? It's fucking lame.

[I Broke The Sun]

[QUOTE=jonashappy;21414961]When I got arrested for shoplifting and burglary tools, it made me realise just how quickly alot of shit can change, when you get arrested. Its fuckin scary and awfully sobering.[/QUOTE]

Why would you shoplift. Seriously.

[Khmer-rouge]

Damn man, at least you handled it well. Anyways there is a lesson to be learned here, always lie to police because it can avoid you a lot of trouble. Are you facing any criminal charges?

[StayBlazed420]

No, but i have to pay $100 to get my car from the impound and it costs an extra $40 every day that it's in there and i currently don't have a dollar to my name

[editline]01:34AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=xxFoxxx;21414758]Which is my point? You got in trouble for something that you shouldn't be doing... That's not "fuck my life" that's "life."[/QUOTE]

did you not see the number one lesson learned from this in the OP?

Cuz if you did you should really be stfu'ing

[phill977]

[QUOTE=StayBlazed420;21416185]No, but i have to pay $100 to get my car from the impound and it costs an extra $40 every day that it's in there and i currently don't have a dollar to my name[/QUOTE]

Wow, I wish I owned an impoundment place, I'd be rich.