• My kittens are agressive little fuckers.
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My kittens, as cute and cuddly as they are sometimes, are mean as all hell most of the time. They're just really playful, but their idea of playing is attacking and scratching and biting people. If I try smacking one of them lightly he only gets more playful and attacks my arm. I tell him them no, don't bite and I try wrapping them up in a blanket but nothing works to make them not attack people. When people come downstairs to do laundry they run and climb up their legs and bite their feet. He's not trying to kill anyone, they are just trying to play but it is not appropriate. How do I train them to act like civilized cats? They're all male. Sexist. Picture included: [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2vw73iu.jpg[/IMG]
Make them do nice shiz and then feed them snacks or comb them
Dogs...
Squirt them with water when they do something bad they'll learn
This is exactly how my friend's hairless dogs act.
[QUOTE=CNN;19582453] [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2vw73iu.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] WARNING: Lazer firing imminent! On a more serious note, my cat does this too. just find something that the cat doesn't like, like water, and spray them when they do something bad.
[QUOTE=gerard;19582481]Dogs...[/QUOTE] Get out.
Sign them up for jury duty. That'll teach 'em.
[QUOTE=gerard;19582481]Dogs...[/QUOTE] Hitler owned a dog. Do you hate jewish people too?
Just spray them with a light squirt of water whenever they do something wrong. Don't discourage playing with anything but people, though, they need the exercise.
They look so fucking evil in that picture
microwave them
Those are adorable. :3 Also the water squirt technique works.
I'm surprised the "Rape 'em" response hasn't arrived yet, it's apparently the answer to every problem like this.
They sound like they're raping the OP.
Eat them.
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;19582797]I'm surprised the "Rape 'em" response hasn't arrived yet, it's apparently the answer to every problem like this.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Levithan;19582847]They sound like they're raping the OP.[/QUOTE] I say close enough
My cat did this too when she was a kitten. I used to have all kinds of scratches and bite marks on my legs from when I would walk through the hall at my old house. They're just still really playful and eventually when they grow up more they'll stop doing this. Also, you can't really effectively train a cat. They're not as domesticated as dogs are.
as mentioned, squirt bottle
Nice Gibson SG :v:
Don't use a squirt bottle because I only did that a few times and now my cat is scared shitless of anything that sprays liquid.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19582632]Hitler owned a dog. Do you hate jewish people too?[/QUOTE] How'd you know?
Nice guitar.. On topic: Ignore them when their being aggresive, and cuddle them when their being nice :3:
[QUOTE=Golden-Death;19582474]feed them human corpses or comb them with combs crafted from a human skeleton[/QUOTE] fixed
Judging by the notebook in the picture, they seem to be hatching a plan. I'd watch out if were you.
[QUOTE=CNN;19582453]They're all male. Sexist.[/QUOTE] Were you told that or do you actually know? Male calico cats are incredible rare.
I love it when cats are in this phase, they tire out easily.
the cat on the right is a robot you can tell because it is plugged in so maybe it is a alien and it is telling the other cats to kill people so cats can someday rule the world
[QUOTE=Tanner;19583610]Were you told that or do you actually know? Male calico cats are incredible rare.[/QUOTE] That's what the vet told us, so yes. They're rare?
[quote=cnn;19582453] [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2vw73iu.jpg[/img][/quote] demon kittens!
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