• Stick Man RP Adventures
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Lets have a stickman adventure! It's like the Drawing RP but for people who cant draw amazingly! I'll begin [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3IEGT7m.png[/IMG] [B]Yawn![/B] exclaimed Bob as he sat down to begin his workday. Bob was just a normal everyday stick who worked in an office. He had a boring job and a boring life. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hgcEuPc.png[/IMG] Bob decided to boot up his office PC and begin the workday. When he finally got it booted up he was greeting with a new message indicator. Maybe it was the long sought after promotion he so restlessly worked for. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kq6ORZw.png[/IMG] Nope... He was fired. Bob signed and started to pack his things. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rVt4vss.png[/IMG] He walked to his favorite place in town. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NQpYzls.png[/IMG] The pub! I wonder what grand adventures await Bob here! Okay guys go ahead.
Hire the local street walker.
"I [I]swear[/I] to you, the Americans are threatening to take over Canada and Mexico to make [B]Maple Burritos![/B] stuffed with [B]Fried Chicken![/B] It's going to doom us all!" "Yeah, yeah," Sighs the bartender. "you just keep sipping your whisky and keep your little [I]conspiracies[/I] to yourself." [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KkNPN3k.png[/IMG] Bob Cuntslutt, a 35 year old alcoholic living in his parent's basement. Due to brain damage when he was young, he has developed a worrying sense of paranoia, and is claiming all these strange accusations against the American food industry. In about ten years time, his conspiracies theories actually turn out to be surprisingly accurate, as nuclear war engulfs the world into a Post-Apocalyptic wasteland. Did I also mention that Bob was a shemale? [I]lol, this is pretty much a prelude to my Shitty Post-Apocalyptic MS-Paint Adventure thread [[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1360909][/url]. Same character and all :P.[/I]
[QUOTE=blessed;43868800]Hire the local street walker.[/QUOTE] No this isn't how it works. Makes your own character and do your own shit.
[QUOTE=Supa Mario;43868826][/I][/QUOTE] Where's the GIANT FUCKING SPIDER? [editline]11th February 2014[/editline] [img]http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/19d5e8204ea6f4f1563b6ddc539fdd0a[/img] A guy sitting next to Bob Cuntslutt finishes his beer and looks at the bartender. [B]"One more!"[/B] The Bartender looks at him confused [B]"But you already fucking drank over 10 of it! How more else can you drink!?"[/B] And... The guy in hat admits [B]"More than you think, give me another 10!"[/B] [img]http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/draw/9033cce4cddb296dfbf37f0b1e0295e7[/img] Gosh, he wasn't even looking completely drunk, that was actually his ussual face when he's upset. After 10 cups of whiskey not any man would still stand like him, he's probably Polish or Russian, assuming from one of the jokes I heard about those two, as they say every joke has a bitter of truth, but not time for that. If you ask who's the guy in Adidas hat, then answer's simple. Percy Jackson, 27 year old fag what mostly sits infront of his computer. He have been locked in jail for few weeks for robbing stores with a gun, it was true yet the cops and their detectivistic shit didn't prove that he did it. They didn't even found't his gun, so. Percy always was that lucky enough bish. Life of his is simple, yet can be difficult to understand sometimes.
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