Petition for a cooking subforum, - General

I see all these wonderful threads about how to cook nice food, but much of the time it gets caught up with the rest of GD and forgotten. This is terrible, we want to know of those brilliant recipes. Therefore I have made a petition, and links to several cooking threads I could find. [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=965891[/URL] (Stir fry rice) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=965674[/URL] (Meatnator) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=961091[/URL] (BLT Sandwich) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=96317[/URL]5 (5 Min pizza and other stuff) (fixed) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=962570[/URL] (Ramen) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=961678[/URL] (Cereal, comedy durr) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=962212[/URL] (Scrambled eggs) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=850732[/URL] (Egg and Cheese Quesadilla) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=23194834&postcount=16[/URL] (Vanilla Custard) [URL]http://fpcooking.bj0.org/[/URL] (A cooking forum set up by Facepunchers) [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=23197912&postcount=31[/URL] (Bacon ice cream?) [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=402828[/url] (Tea) [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=239051[/url] (Bacon Sandwich) [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=236982[/url] (Coffee) Those I could find for now, but there's countless others probably hiding somewhere.

Only if we can have cannibal recipes. But yes, I think it a good idea. My particular recipe serves four people. You need: a child's ass 1 1/2 oz butter 1 clove of garlic, peeled and roughly chopped 3 sprigs of rosemary sea salt and black pepper 1/4 pint Verdicchio wine 1/2 pint child's liver 2 teaspoons of flour 1 tablespoon of redcurrant jelly 1. Trim and skin the ass. Do this over a tub so you don't have to clean up the blood. It is imperative that you preserve as much of the muscle as is possible, as it gives the food a tensity and moderately tough texture. 2. Pre-heat your oven to 400*F. Score the fat from the ass with a sharp knife. Make a few small incisions near the pelvis and insert the pieces of garlic and rosemary. Season the flesh with salt and pepper and place it in a large roasting pan. Cover it loosely with generously buttered tinfoil. 3. Roast the flesh in the oven allowing 15 minutes per pound with an extra 15 at the end. Baste the flesh of the child regularly with fat and juices from the pan and towards the end of the cooking time, remove the tinfoil to allow the meat to brown. 4. Place the cooked flesh on a warm serving plate. Make gravy, as per your own recipe. Skim off most of the fat from the juices in the roasting pan. Leave only about 1 tablespoon behind. Place the tin over a medium heat and stir in the flour, cooking for a minute or two. Add the wine and allow to bubble. Scrape off any sediment from the bottom of the tin. Add the liver, bring back to the boil and simmer for a couple of minutes. Stir in the redcurrant jelly and adjust the seasoning accordingly.

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[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=850732[/url] The Lonely Thanksgiving Egg and Cheese Quesadilla This is mine. You better put that on the list, yo, 'cause it's AWESOME.

[QUOTE=Timebomb757;23194087][url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=328[/url][/QUOTE] Not everyone has favorite'd that.

It would be kind of pointless, but sure why not.

I would enjoy it. Seeing as my intended education path is Culinary and Hospitality and the work experience I have already.

I'd enjoy the crazy recipes you guys could come up with.

Thanks for adding my thread OP.

Should go in Art & Shit Like That section.

I made a poll in the custom forums already, results were pretty much the same.

This would encourage me to divert from my usual diet of ramen and soda

Petitions don't do anything. But yes, this would be a nice sub forum.

[QUOTE=Captain Lawlrus;23194779]This would encourage me to divert from my usual diet of ramen and soda[/QUOTE] Mix it up, Instead of water for the ramen use soda.

I think a cooking subforum would be great.

Baked Vanilla Custard Ingredients: 3 eggs, slightly beaten 1/4 c. sugar 1/4 tsp. salt 1/2 to 1 tsp. vanilla 2 c. skim milk, scalded Ground nutmeg for garnish How to make it: Combine first 4 ingredients, beating well. Gradually add milk, stirring constantly. Pour into 6 (6 ounce) custard cups. Sprinkle with nutmeg. Place custard cups in a large baking pan; pour hot water into pan to a depth of 1 inch. Bake at 325 degrees for 40-45 minutes or until knife inserted halfway between center and edge of cup comes out clean. Remove cups from water and cool. Chill thoroughly. Its Good.

Actually, maybe just a megathread of recipes and the like?

I tried this before ('07) in the past, not many people voted or even recognized the thread :/ Hopefully it goes through this time!

I'm pretty sure there was one before but nobody used it. Besides, most of the cooking threads on here are pretty bad anyways. No one wants to learn how to make ramen noodles and and tomato soup.

Would love a cooking subforum, I bet it would be pretty popular.

[QUOTE][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=96317[/url] (5 Min pizza and other stuff)[/QUOTE] Wrong thread possibly..?

The REAL Portal Cake - [url]http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/Cake-from-Portal-264919[/url] the in game recipe: 1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. 1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. 4 large eggs. 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1&2/3 cups granulated sugar. 2 cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste, Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice.. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish. 1 cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. 9 large egg yolks. 12 medium geosynthetic membranes. 1 cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'. 2 cups rhubarb, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. 1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. 1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. 3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. 1 large rhubarb. 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. 2 tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

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[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23194065]Only if we can have cannibal recipes. But yes, I think it a good idea. [/QUOTE] sorry no that was dumb

Say yes so we won't get any more of those threads

I think a cooking sub form would be pretty nice. I vote yes.

I s'pose, could be cool.

Yes, I'm always on the lookout for crap I can make in 20 minutes that taste good.

Yes, I'm hungry.

People keep suggesting new subforums for all these different topics but I mean if we kept doing that, there would be no point in the general discussion.