Think you've read bad fan fiction? Take a look at these. The Gutwrenching Fan Fic thread
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Baroness rapes the shit out of snake eyes.
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/10/fan_fiction_friday_the_baroness_in_gi_joe_wrath_of.php[/url]
Star Wars - A Nude Hope
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/fan_fiction_friday_star_wars_episode_viii_a_nude_h.php[/url]
I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url]
How to Make A Dry Bones
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/03/fan_fiction_friday_red_koopa_and_green_koopa_in_cr.php[/url]
:v:
Who survived?
My Immortal
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[url]http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/[/url]
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I take it someone saw the pokemon story? :v:
Wish I still had the link to that fanfic I found in the FP chat a couple years ago
the first few chapters are endless descriptions of Hermione's brand-name fashion accessories and makeup and her, Harry, and Ron telling each other how "hot" they got over the summer
Then out of nowhere she gets fucking RAPED by DUMBLEDORE
It's brilliant
oh god i'm 12 years old and what is this POKEMON AAAARGH
[img]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3381/psyboooom.gif[/img]
Giant squid has sex with hogwarts school, ooo lala
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fiction_friday_hogwarts_and_a_giant_squid_in_f.php[/url]
Fuck yeah, My Immortal.
Also, Helena. Same basic thing, except it starts out not as terrible, albeit still bad.
Mid-way, it takes a dive worthy of Evangelion.
I have yet to read one that I was unable to finish with a smile on my face. Come back later when you have some REAL stories to throw at me.
My eyes.
Also, Peter Chimera.
Some one post that one ban from a [B]long[/B] time ago that was a Harry Potter fan fic. I can't find it.
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I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url]
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4[/media]
Wow... just... holy shit... the pokemon one...
...never in my life I have been more offended and horrified by a piece of text.
[QUOTE=DANKA;20222683]
I DONT EVEN WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK
[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php[/url]
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[b]OH...My...GOD![/b]
[highlight]My eyes are burning![/highlight]
The pokemon one....
[QUOTE=Dank Dave;20223816]The pokemon one....[/QUOTE]
There are no words to describe it.
[QUOTE=evilbla;20223848]There are no words to describe it.[/QUOTE]
That was absolutely horrible :flaccid:
The brutal and psychotic way he rapes and kills his pokemon... The apparently bone-shattering strength of his erections...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU---
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;20223914]That was absolutely horrible :flaccid:[/QUOTE]
Horrible still doesn't describe it for me...
[QUOTE=FlameCow;20224042]I agree. I'm going to go vomit my intestines.[/QUOTE]
I don't want to see any black blood.
The Pokemon one...:suicide:
:wtc:
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I stopped on the second paragraph.
I just couldn't do it.
I would have a stroke
This was worse than the fucking Offended page.
[url]http://flyingboots7.deviantart.com/art/Wonder-Woman-and-Kracken-137268464[/url]
I stumbled upon this accidentally, (Some guy had posted part of it, I had to find the rest of it, it was so fucked up.)
I couldn't believe it was real, it had to be a joke, turns out I was wrong, the guy who wrote it made like eight of them, I'm not joking, all with similar themes.
oh jeez what am i reading
oh man
gotta get it outta my head
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the worst part is that it warned me
Oh god what the fuck the Pokemon one
I can't believe I actually read that
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