• The Straight Thread. Or how I learn to stop liking the dick and love the 'Gina
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Well here it is the mystical Straight Thread. As a request From user:LaserBeams. [QUOTE=Laserbeams;28254659]Why do gay people get a thread and straight people dont ?[/QUOTE] So here it is. Feel free to talk about our Raging Dicks and how we "banged" that chick. Some Stories of "straightness" *"Wow I just banged a chick with my raging dick." (Cyrustehsage) *"A raging chick banged my dick. Hurts "(Zethiwag) * * * * * * _______________________________________________ So let's "chat"
Cool.
Wow I just banged a chick with my raging dick.
[QUOTE=CyrusTehSage;28255056]Wow I just banged a chick with my raging dick.[/QUOTE] Maybe you should go here. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1063080-The-Gay-chat-thread-splurgy-didn-t-get-a-full-thread-so-i-mention-him-here-(v1[/url])
A raging chick banged my dick. Hurts
Oh, OP, you so silly. Everyone knows once you start going to Facepunch, your virginity is forever!
[QUOTE=saddasta;28257660]Oh, OP, you so silly. Everyone knows once you start going to Facepunch, your virginity is forever![/QUOTE] Nah.
I don't think I should say that, but... I think I might be straight!
I just facefucked a woman so hard my cock smashed through her skull
im coming out of the closet i like women
This is a very boring thread.
ASL everyone. Gotta have that for a good proper chat.
Well this thread's already ruined.
This thread needs some straight girls. Whazup.
Oh man you guys I stared at this one girl for like 10 minutes straight. She gave me a funny look. I think she wants to fuck.
My dick is angry
[QUOTE=Luxo;28262243]This is a very boring thread.[/QUOTE] That's the point dummy
This was more of a Parody Thread of the Gay chat thread.
I banged a chick with my raging dick today. [editline]24th February 2011[/editline] It was p. cool.
pffft, a straight chat thread. so ghey
Women make my pants tight.
guys i keep looking at this girl wrong wat i do?
[QUOTE=CorporalRoss;28282696]guys i keep looking at this girl wrong wat i do?[/QUOTE] look at her boobs
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;28285987]look at her boobs[/QUOTE] what should i do now? i looked and touched them she slapped me
[QUOTE=CorporalRoss;28290335]what should i do now? i looked and touched them she slapped me[/QUOTE] did I fucking say to touch them don't get ahead of yourself
once I followed this girl for like 10 mins staring at her ass. it was fun. then her bitch friend told her, so now she kinda thinks im a creep. oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
I approached this girl last night at a party and asked who was taking care of her when she responded "my boyfriend" and pointed to a guy about my size walking over. I peaced. About 5 minutes later my buddy who is bigger than me is pounding the shit out of the boyfriend while the girl was standing there crying. I'm about 99% sure that the boyfriend mistook my buddy for me and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him. It was amazing. Best turn down ever.
[QUOTE=Marijuana;28324124]I approached this girl last night at a party and asked who was taking care of her when she responded "my boyfriend" and pointed to a guy about my size walking over. I peaced. About 5 minutes later my buddy who is bigger than me is pounding the shit out of the boyfriend while the girl was standing there crying. I'm about 99% sure that the boyfriend mistook my buddy for me and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him. It was amazing. Best turn down ever.[/QUOTE] Hahaha oh wow. Nice job!
[QUOTE=Marijuana;28324124]I approached this girl last night at a party and asked who was taking care of her when she responded "my boyfriend" and pointed to a guy about my size walking over. I peaced. About 5 minutes later my buddy who is bigger than me is pounding the shit out of the boyfriend while the girl was standing there crying. I'm about 99% sure that the boyfriend mistook my buddy for me and then proceeded to get his ass handed to him. It was amazing. Best turn down ever.[/QUOTE] wow, that's like the best turn of events that could have happened that night besides you getting in her pants
[i]Who am I screwin? That's for my dick to know. She ain't give you ass? That pussy fictional.[/i]
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