Yeah. I did that today. I was really anxious to masturbate but my dogs were in my room. Note that they are constantly licking me and my family.
My dogs:
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I couldn't resist fapping on the spot, because I was already set up. Door locked, tissues and lotion by my side, and some good hentai planned to fap to. So I did. I whipped the famous wonder-weasel out of my underwear, but there was a problem. My dogs had never seen it, so they immediately went to inspect it as soon as I took it out.
First they started sniffing it, then they tried to lick it, and then I was seriously considering opening the door and kicking them out, even though it would ruin my set-up fapping experience. So here's what I did.
I locked my dogs in my closet, but then they were constantly scratching the door, so I had to let them out of my closet. I was really annoyed then, really annoyed. I finally decided to let them out of my room, and start over, but again, there was a problem. I had never put the raging weasel back into my pants.
So there I stood, with the door open in shock, my pants and underwear pulled down, and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis. But I haven't told you why I was in such shock. My parents were just at the top platform on my stairs, staring at my suddenly sad and droopy penis. So I did the only thing I could do: Run back into my room and pretend that didn't just happen. But there was ANOTHER problem. My parents were now knocking extremely hard at my door, and my dogs were STILL IN MY ROOM. So, I did the next best thing: Hide in my closet.
My closet:
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My bedroom door:
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My parents continued to knock on my door, and after about (I'm guessing 5-10 minutes) passed, I came out of my closet, but didn't have the real courage to come out of my room.
And that's the end of my story, because I'm still cowering in my room. However, I'll try to make updates. I hope you enjoyed amusing yourself to that hell I had to go through, you sick bastard.
Update 1: Oh goddamnit, my parents are knocking again.
Update 2: Well, I just opened the door. My parents aren't in sight, but I think they're in their bedroom, and I think they're talking. I don't know if I should eavesdrop, what if they open the door?
Update 3: Okay guys, I'm back. With my door open, my parents unexpectedly came in. As many people suggested, I told them that I was just getting dressed and I forgot that my dogs were under my bed. They were completely convinced my dogs were licking me off. I tried to convince them otherwise, but they just wouldn't listen. They kept telling me that it's very strange to do that and I shouldn't. They talked and talked for a long time, lecturing me, and when I protested, they got more and more annoying and insulting. They started calling me weird, then they called me completely disgusting, and now, I'm known as "the most disgusting child ever". Then they went back into their room and slept.
So, here I am, at 3:00 in the morning, with my parents thinking I'm a sick little fucking child. Shit.
Update 4: My parents are completely ignoring me and throwing really nasty looks now. Maybe I can just wait and maybe they'll forget about the whole thing. If not, my real best and last resort would be to show them this thread, as hard as it will be.
UPDATE 5: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=21968297&postcount=141]I'M REPETITIVE AND OH MY GOD I FUCKED MY DOG :byodood:[/url]
Parents dude.
Gotta get rid of them know what I'm saying.
Just say you were changing and the dogs were bothering you. Your parents will probably believe that.
They've seen your dick before man, they are your parents.
[QUOTE]So there I stood, with the door open in shock, my pants and underwear pulled down, and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis.[/QUOTE]
You sick fuck...
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954616]some good hentai planned to fap to.[/QUOTE]
you are pathetic
I remember there being a thread like this some years back
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thats not his tongue
I don't believe you are refusing a free blowjob
a double one.
That fucking story is good dude, haters gonna hate
"and my dogs jumping up to lick my penis."
Pulitzer material imvho
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;21954692]I don't believe you are refusing a free blowjob
a double one.[/QUOTE]
You expect me to get sandwiched by my dogs?...
I like the way you think.
EDIT: Wait a minute, what the fuck?
EDIT: I just noticed what we both just said, and what the fuck 2x. Whatever, we're both sick fucks, you fuck.
Cum all over the floor in front of the door so if your parents walk in, they slip and fall. If they die, it was a success, they won't catch you masturbating ever again.
my question is... [b]what[/b] were you jerking it too?
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;21954720]my question is... [b]what[/b] were you jerking it too?[/QUOTE]
[quote]and some good hentai planned to fap to[/quote]
[QUOTE=Stupideye;21954730]quote [/QUOTE]
oh, when he said "planned" i thought he meant he was going to, but he did fapped to something else.
tell em the dogs tried to rape you
I lol'd hard at the part where you got caught.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;21954720]my question is... [b]what[/b] were you jerking it too?[/QUOTE]
If you must know, this: [url]http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=1451[/url]
at least you came out of the closet :smugdog:
*click*
...
freak
Edit: The comments on that shit are hilariously terrifying.
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;21954753]If you must know, this: [url]http://www.fakku.net/viewmanga.php?id=1451[/url][/QUOTE]
it's even similar to your situation
[QUOTE=_Chewgum;21954781]it's even similar to your situation[/QUOTE]
I disagree, but okay.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;21954720]my question is... [b]what[/b] were you jerking it too?[/QUOTE]
Try reading the first post.
Oh goddamnit, my parents are knocking again.
I lol'd hard, OP. When you come out of the closet in your room, say that you have it out just for the occasion, and that's it's a project to see how they react to such an unusual situation.
It's a stretch, but your only hope.
Besides saying "Yeah, I was fappin'"
[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;21954692]I don't believe you are refusing a free blowjob
a double one.[/QUOTE]
That's fucked up.
Maybe this guy got this dog as a little kid and he's a part of his fondest childhood memories. And you want it to lick his nuts and dick? If you do that you're one sick fuck IMO.
I literally just shifted to the edge of my seat.
Just say you were changing and the dogs started to do that.
I think your parents are probably worried as to why the dogs were in your room while you had your penis out.
Imagine a world where you could masturbate anywhere you wanted to.
I call troll thread.
[QUOTE=:smug:;21954931]I call troll thread.[/QUOTE]
I can see how, but I doubt.
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