I have decided to get one of my best friends a bong for valentines day. I have thought it all out in my head, but I need help with the card. I would like to have a poem to go along with it relating to the gift or what is to be used with the gift ( weed ) and love. I would like it to be funny, sweet or preferable a mixture of both. I being rather poor in the poem department need help. I apologize if this is in the wrong section, I couldn't decide were it would go.
A haiku:
whatever you do
don't keep this all to yourself
you fucking asshole
[editline]08:34PM[/editline]
that'll be $10
Something alone the lines of what he said.
(best friends aren't four valentine)love you guys anitinime
because they don't get the story right before/after valentine fuck it ok
I've got a bong for ya,
I'd like to smoke sometime with ya,
Remember we're best friends,
Here's where the poem ends.
:|
[QUOTE=kobilica;20182359](best friends aren't four valentine)love you guys anitinime
because they don't get the story right before/after valentine fuck it ok[/QUOTE]
How much have you smoked?
Guys the hour is near, I need something good.
From a bowl to a bong
It's Valentine, take it while it's still the time
Don't forget to make me smoke even if you're broke
It's a gift, take it and use it to drift
Drift from reality, don't worry about it
In cannabis we trust
Light it, inhale it, hold it
But don't forget to keep the door shut, if you don't want to make the cops stop.
I could have bought you flowers, that would rot and die.
I could have bought you candy, that would make you fat and cry.
So instead I bought a bong, that we can puff and get super fucking high.
The gayest stoner is YOU!!!!!
[QUOTE=frank_g;20197634]The gayest stoner is YOU!!!!![/QUOTE]
And the most dumbass ever made asshole is you.
[QUOTE=Dirtbox;20195555]From a bowl to a bong
It's Valentine, take it while it's still the time
Don't forget to make me smoke even if you're broke
It's a gift, take it and use it to drift
Drift from reality, don't worry about it
In cannabis we trust
Light it, inhale it, hold it
But don't forget to keep the door shut, if you don't want to make the cops stop.[/QUOTE]
I bet you were stoned writing this, full of awesomeness. I don't know what to rate you, wish there'd be a mix of tool, heart and artistic.
[QUOTE=Torekk;20199158]I bet you were stoned writing this, full of awesomeness. I don't know what to rate you, wish there'd be a mix of tool, heart and artistic.[/QUOTE]
Thanks man.
[QUOTE=2-d;20197239]I could have bought you flowers, that would rot and die.
I could have bought you candy, that would make you fat and cry.
So instead I bought a bong, that we can puff and get super fucking high.[/QUOTE]
My vote's for this one
[QUOTE=frank_g;20197634]The gayest stoner is YOU!!!!![/QUOTE]
Who are you and why do you post?
[QUOTE=kobilica;20182359](best friends aren't four valentine)love you guys anitinime
because they don't get the story right before/after valentine fuck it ok[/QUOTE]
Holy cow, I don't remember writing that!
[QUOTE=2-d;20197239]I could have bought you flowers, that would rot and die.
I could have bought you candy, that would make you fat and cry.
So instead I bought a bong, that we can puff and get super fucking high.[/QUOTE]
Have a <3 .
High as a bird, you will be, unto you as you to me
You raise me up, like chronic bud, another kind of stoner love
But smoke this bong and remember who gave it
Except when the po-po's come to reclaim it
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