• Sparkwire ISP
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Hi, you may not know me but I know you because I've seen you shower naked. I may have been outside in the bushes at time, but honest, I was looking for something I dropped there earlier. Let me introduce you to Sparkwire. It's a low cost isp that doesn't really work that good and we monitor your content and steal your grandmother. How fortunate I was to find a perfectly useful server behind the dumpster at my apartment complex! It totally "works", too! [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R04IZ5t25X0[/hd] You hear that commercial? That's the awesome voice actor I hired. I tried to pay him in jelly beans, but he sued me. You may be wondering, "Why should I change ISPs?" You may also be an alligator. If you are an alligator, please do NOT contact us about changing your ISP. I fucking hate alligators. Sparkwire is such a low cost option to regular working ISPs that if you told someone else how little it cost you, they might ask you to buy them a new TV because of all the money you saved. They might also be asking because you broke their TV when you poured beer over it when you got drunk last time they invited you over. In conclusion, please sign up for my ISP services. We gurantee top-quality service 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, except for the first tuesday of every month. I have to take my aunt out for her monthly skateboarding tournament. The commercial cost way too much and I the courts say I have to pay the voice actor within the next week and Jim from next door is hounding me over his tv. [URL="http://sparkwire.thanez.net/SendPresents/uploads/sparkwire.png"]Please PLEASE click this link for my amazing new banner and pricing options[/URL]
Cool!
Looks legit, can't possibly be worse than Comcast. You should make that your slogan. "At least it's not Comcast"
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;22156597]Looks legit, can't possibly be worse than Comcast.[/QUOTE] Oh god, I used to have that abomination of a service provider.
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I read it as spankwire... I guess I just have porn on the brain right now. Anyhow, DIAL-UP FOR ONLY $16.95/MO! AND I GET MY OWN WEBPAGE AND INSTANT MESSAGING!? FUCK ROGERS IMMA GET THIS SHIT! /endcaps
You are forgivien for ad's I am so getting this fuck you atnt
Omg instant messaging? Nowai
count me in
I thought this was about pornography
Shit this is cool as fuck [url]http://sparkwire.thanez.net/SOTU/[/url]
thread of the year
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;22157379]Shit this is cool as fuck [url]http://sparkwire.thanez.net/SOTU/[/url][/QUOTE] Taken from a newgrounds flash. I forget the name but it originated from newgrounds.
Read it as " Spankwire ISP" and was wondering why a porn site would be a ISP.
Cool Features Bro
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;22157438]Taken from a newgrounds flash. I forget the name but it originated from newgrounds.[/QUOTE] okay.
Will this still be available in two years when I go to University? University Internet is shit.
[QUOTE=Klownox;22157574]Will this still be available in two years when I go to University? University Internet is shit.[/QUOTE] We will provide service to select universities provided they provide me with a 5000 mile long ethernet cable. Offer only extends as far as I can extend my 5,000 mile long ethernet cable. Terms annd conditions apply.
Okay. Thanks.
Can you change a crocodile's ISP?
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[QUOTE=lockdown6;22157938][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/c3u5f.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dude i'm drunk, and I can defenitely say that I approve of your method
[QUOTE=lockdown6;22157938][IMG]http://i48.tinypic.com/c3u5f.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] oh yea, well my users win monthly prizes. fuck your cookies
Make your website work on Google chrome.
Oh god, so many great offers!
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Did anyone else look at this thread And Think "SpankWire ISP"
[QUOTE=LpeX;22158754]Did anyone else look at this thread And Think "SpankWire ISP"[/QUOTE] did anyone else look at this thread and think "get banned"
Awesome, I get to use instant messaging, email and a monthly ipod!
The ms paint edits are great hehe.
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