Rocket designed by Kim Kardashian takes 3 new crew members to the ISS - Polidicks

[t]http://i.imgur.com/3auCesb.jpg[/t] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22689302[/url] [quote]Three new crew members have arrived at the International Space Station (ISS) after launching from Kazakhstan. The Soyuz rocket carrying Fyodor Yurchikhin, Karen Nyberg and Luca Parmitano lifted away from the Baikonur Cosmodrome at 02:31 local time on Wednesday (20:31 GMT Tuesday). Georgian Yurchikhin and American Nyberg have both been into space before. Italian Parmitano is a first-timer. They arrived at the orbiting platform just under six hours later.[/quote] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("You're not funny anymore - No more shit titles" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

Care to elaborate on the Kardashian reference? [editline]28th May 2013[/editline] After observing [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1274046"]this thread[/URL], it seems like you're just adding Kim's name to titles randomly. Must have missed the part I was supposed to laugh.

This isn't a smurfy-quality headline.

Smurfy realised he isn't funny anymore and desperately trying to remain relevant among young teens who used to drool over his average threads

I want a refund for this title Smurfy.

Smurfy, stop.

nice thread title, smurfy! better add an article on the facepunch wiki for this new smurfy wave of titles

Less than 6 hours to get docked in space, that's 3 hours faster than my last [b]United Airlines[/b] flight which should have only taken 3 hours to begin with. I wish we got more cool space videos though. [QUOTE=Reds;40822865]Everyone, stop.[/QUOTE] This is what I'm thinking, and it should be a good enough clue.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;40822949]Less than 6 hours to get docked in space, that's 3 hours faster than my last [b]United Airlines[/b] flight which should have only taken 3 hours to begin with. I wish we got more cool space videos though. This is what I'm thinking, and it should be a good enough clue.[/QUOTE] What did you expect from United anyway?

hahaha smurfy so hilarious hahaha.

-snip-

IMPOSTOR!!!!

So he finally lost it...

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;40822949]This is what I'm thinking, and it should be a good enough clue.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Ridge;39617094][url]http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_HEALTH_OVERHAUL_PRE_EXISTING_CONDITIONS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-02-16-04-00-09[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Misleading title" - Megafan))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kevin32891;39532954][URL]http://www.suntimes.com/news/cityhall/15826712-418/city-revamps-911-dispatch-policy.html[/URL] So basically they won't respond to burglary, car theft, etc. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("misleading headline" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Judas;39484694][url]http://rt.com/news/ahmadinejad-attack-cairo-visit-506/[/url] [url]https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/298850088732733440[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Misleading headline" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Aspen;38020783][url]http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/small-earthquake-rocks-north-georgia/nScRR/[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Misleading thread title" - Orkel))[/highlight][/QUOTE]

it's over smurfy, cmon

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;40822949]Less than 6 hours to get docked in space, that's 3 hours faster than my last [B]United Airlines[/B] flight which should have only taken 3 hours to begin with. I wish we got more cool space videos though. [/QUOTE] Perhaps you should just hire the Russian space agency to get you places? Surely going up and coming back down somewhere else would be even quicker. (Also CheeseMan: get over it and stop derailing the thread, what you are doing is a lot worse than two words in the title. Seriously)

Ha ha, Kim Kardashian. That's a good one, Smurfy!

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;40823118]-backseat moderating-[/QUOTE] Oy. So smurfy's having an off day. Shit happens. And if he gets a misleading title ban this time around I'd see the mod's point. But there is no reason for you to start crusading to ban him.

i'm really happy for kim that she's gone so far in her career as to design a rocket that's pretty cool Congratulations Kim Kardashian [editline]29th May 2013[/editline] (For the new rocket she designed)

Yeah, let's get back on topic guys, [I]sheesh![/I] So how did Kim get set up with this job, seems like quite a feat for her agent to pull off alone

[QUOTE=fredstin22;40823381]omg guys!!! smurfy did bad title! 0 funny! Seriously though, who cares? Ontopic though, it's good that they finally arrived.[/QUOTE] other users get banned for misleading titles..

[QUOTE=fredstin22;40823381]omg guys!!! smurfy did bad title! 0 funny! Seriously though, who cares? On-topic though, it's good that they finally arrived.[/QUOTE] IDK the fucking rules that this forum likes to rape people with all the time? [editline]28th May 2013[/editline] And mostly because it'd be unfair to not ban him considering others have been, Smurfy deserves no protection just because he's funny sometimes.

I hope one of the new crewmembers takes Hadfield's initiative and constantly interacts with space aficionados/schools/social media.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;40823381]omg guys!!! smurfy did bad title! 0 funny! Seriously though, who cares? On-topic though, it's good that they finally arrived.[/QUOTE] "Hey! That guy isn't funny at this precise moment, ban him!!" - Facepunch

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;40823664]"Hey! That guy isn't funny at this precise moment, ban him!!" - Facepunch[/QUOTE] "yes smurfy blow your huge load into my mouth i want it daddy"

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;40823664]"Hey! That guy isn't funny at this precise moment, ban him!!" - Facepunch[/QUOTE] "Hey, that guy is breaking the forum's expressly stated rules. Better not ban him, though, because he's a special flower." -you

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;40823664]"Hey! That guy isn't funny at this precise moment, ban him!!" - Facepunch[/QUOTE] "Hey! That guy is doing something which has been established as a bannable offense! Maybe we should hold him accountable for it instead of creating a double standard that alienates the rest of the community because he's internet-popular!"

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;40823664]"Hey! That guy isn't funny at this precise moment, ban him!!" - Facepunch[/QUOTE] except he's not funny ever

[QUOTE=butre;40823747]except he's not funny ever[/QUOTE] oh FUCK man I don't have 20 funny ratings this post? better skip work tomorrow to make up for it!!

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;40823717]"Hey, that guy is breaking the forum's expressly stated rules. Better not ban him, though, because he's a special flower." -you[/QUOTE] We can't attempt to have a sense of humor! ITS IN THE RULES! On the Internet!