• How I trolled my boss
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I understand the whole "FP is NOT your blog" rule, but this is more of an entertaining story that could happen to anybody who works at a grocery store. Yesterday, I was fifteen minutes late for work because I had to drive my little brother to day care. I work at a grocery store in the meat/seafood departments, but when the store manager saw me walk in he looked incredibly pissed. "Where the hell were you?" He asked me. I told him why I was late, but he didn't buy it. He then ordered me to go out to the parking lot and pull in 50 shopping carts before I can open my department. When I saw the little shelters people put the carts under, I saw why he wanted me to do this; under the shelter nearest the actual store, carts were so stacked up outside of the shelter that they went far out onto the tarmac, and cars wouldn't be able to drive through. All the other shelters seemed to be only about half full. Not wanting to bust my ass moving carts around in awkward ways, I completely emptied out all the other carts from the other shelters first. The funny thing is, combined, the three that weren't overflowing had exactly 50 carts. I went back inside and went through the rest of the day normally. I didn't see the store manager for the rest of the day, but I never saw any cars in the parking spaces remotely close to the store on any of my breaks or my lunch.
Trolled :xd: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;24440229]Trolled :xd:[/QUOTE] :frog: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Working at the seafood dept. do you ever get the smell of fish off of you?
[QUOTE=Jesse_M;24440309]Working at the seafood dept. do you ever get the smell of fish off of you?[/QUOTE] Surprisingly no, just on my hands which I have to wash constantly anyway. Edit: I read your post wrong. I never smell like fish to begin with is what i meant to say.
hey butt plug, cart pushers go through hell, maybe it would have taught you not to be a lazy prick and to respect some authority in life [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Cool. Sticking it to your boss 50 carts at a time.
being a tool 50 carts at a time
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24440368]hey butt plug, cart pushers go through hell, maybe it would have taught you not to be a lazy prick and to respect some authority in life[/QUOTE] I pushed carts before I moved to Meat/Seafood. Don't instantly assume I'm lazy because I don't want to do something the hardest way possible.
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24440368]hey butt plug, cart pushers go through hell, maybe it would have taught you not to be a lazy prick and to [b]respect some authority[/b] in life[/QUOTE] no
[QUOTE=plazzydan;24440516]no[/QUOTE] good luck in life
Love it
OP is a dong for not listening to his boss. You work for him for a reason. He's your [B]boss[/B].
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24440547]good luck in life[/QUOTE] hurp i can feign respect, but i'm not going to legitimately respect some asshole just because "HE'S AN AUTHORITY, SO SUCK THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT"
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24440368]hey butt plug, cart pushers go through hell, maybe it would have taught you not to be a lazy prick and to respect some authority in life[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ghostfais;24440391]being a tool 50 carts at a time[/QUOTE] The fuck is your problem? You sound like a whiny rape victim.
[QUOTE=plazzydan;24440516]no[/QUOTE] You are good.
as long as your doing whats asked its enough in most cases but when for the good of his work he cant help a little i think there is a little more respect to be given [editline]02:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CommunistCookie;24440632]The fuck is your problem? You sound like a whiny rape victim.[/QUOTE] how is that?
Also, I gues the boss's face is OP's avatar.
[QUOTE=plazzydan;24440606]hurp i can feign respect, but i'm not going to legitimately respect some asshole just because "HE'S AN AUTHORITY, SO SUCK THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT"[/QUOTE] Often you have no other choice. Try saying that to a cop.
[QUOTE=Murkat;24440597]OP is a dong for not listening to his boss. You work for him for a reason. He's your [B]boss[/B].[/QUOTE] I pushed 50 carts like he told me to. It took an hour out of my day so I had to bust my ass to get everything ready in the morning.
-Fucking snip, no chance to land a real Automerge....-
Yes, since OP didn't bring in the right carts, he's a hoodlum delinquent.
[QUOTE=FuhFuhFresh;24440682]I pushed 50 carts like he told me to. It took an hour out of my day so I had to bust my ass to get everything ready in the morning.[/QUOTE] i have a feeling that pushing the ones that were all over would have saved not only time but a lot of effort, and i never said you were a delingquent, but that you lacked respect for deliberately going against what you knew was assigned to you
I'm a cart pusher and I approve this story.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;24440698]Yes, since OP didn't bring in the right carts, he's a hoodlum delinquent.[/QUOTE] Agreed, the specific carts were not specified.
[QUOTE=CommunistCookie;24440632]The fuck is your problem? You sound like a whiny rape victim.[/QUOTE] "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!" "OH NO! being a tool 50 carts at a time." What?
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Troll.jpg[/img] So that is what happened?
[QUOTE=ghostfais;24440646]as long as your doing whats asked its enough in most cases but when for the good of his work he cant help a little i think there is a little more respect to be given [editline]02:36PM[/editline] how is that?[/QUOTE] You going "LOLOL LOLNO U WIL GET NOWHER IN LIEF IF YOU DUN DO WHAT YOUR BOSS SAYS" Read the OP, his boss never specified the carts.
You didn't really troll him. He deserved what you did for being a dick, but I don't think that was trolling.
I couldn't wrap my head around what you actually did before that picture was posted, but yeah it's not exactly trolling it's just slight revenge.
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