Australian teen plays Russian Roulette, the expected happens - Polidicks

[quote]A TEENAGER from northwest Sydney remains in a critical condition after surgery for an injury sustained in a suspected game of Russian roulette. Police were called to Eldon Street in Pitt Town regarding a gunshot wound to the head at around 6.30pm Friday.[/quote] [url=http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/teen-shoots-himself-in-head-playing-russian-roulette/story-fni0cx12-1227357661230]Source[/url] Insert natural selection joke here.

What sane person would risk losing their life over a fucking [I]game?[/I] It's hardly worth it.

Whatever happened to playing it with that water balloon gun that would drench your face if you lost instead of this

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;47747669]Whatever happened to playing it with that water balloon gun that would drench your face if you lost instead of this[/QUOTE] That isn't edgy enough.

[QUOTE=Berkin;47747668]What sane person would risk losing their life over a fucking [I]game?[/I] It's hardly worth it.[/QUOTE] It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;47747738]It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh[/QUOTE] Doesn't make you less of an idiot though

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;47747738]It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh[/QUOTE] you might want to find some new hobbies.

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;47747738]It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh[/QUOTE] and then you blow your brains out and that's it, that's your story, some dumb twat who willingly put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger, and the only way anyone remembers you is "that dumbass that played russian roulette"

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;47747826]and then you blow your brains out and that's it, that's your story, some dumb twat who willingly put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger, and the only way anyone remembers you is "that dumbass that played russian roulette"[/QUOTE] Doesn't matter, had fun

Just play it with a cap-gun.

Why are you getting rated hearts? It's not sad at all.

How boring does your life have to be for you to choose to put it on the line for a short burst of exilharation? What a waste.

[QUOTE=Berkin;47747668]What sane person would risk losing their life over a fucking [I]game?[/I] It's hardly worth it.[/QUOTE] Risk mitigation 101: use a Browning Hi-Power instead of a revolver, so you have 1/13 chance instead of 1/6!

The only reason to play russian roulette is to rig it to ironically take out a bad guy to whom russian roulette is a totally reasonable thing.

Least it wasn't Polish roulette

My flatmates and I played this last night with a purple and pink girls' nerf gun. I think that should be the extent to which this game goes. :v:

Can't feel bad for such idiots. If he dies, good riddance. Can't handle the thought of such trash having children in the future.

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;47747738]It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh[/QUOTE] There are other, better ways to get adrenaline than fucking risking blowing your brains out.

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;47747921]Least it wasn't Polish roulette[/QUOTE] Christ that's insane

[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;47747738]It's pretty exhilarating to play tbh[/QUOTE] Just use one of these instead [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/uOxi6kH.jpg[/IMG_thumb]

Generally Russian roulette is played between people whose life is already ruined to the point where they just don't have it in them to continue living. It is not only an elaborate form of suicide, but also a way to redistribute wealth. It's rarely mentioned but the idea is that when you play Russian roulette, you gamble with everything you have. What little wealth the loser had gets redistributed among those still living. Then they chamber another round, and the game continues, until only one person is left. At which point they either leave, inheriting whatever belonged to the other players and hopefully having enough to survive, or, if they are depressed enough, kill themselves anyway. I have literally nothing but contempt for people who do it for "fun". It's just disrespectful and stupid.

Just do it with a squirt gun filled with Tobasco or w/e. That way if you do lose, you don't die but you feel like your about to.

[QUOTE=samuel2213;47748013]Just do it with a squirt gun filled with Tobasco or w/e. That way if you do lose, you don't die but you feel like your about to.[/QUOTE] Is there even such a thing as a revolver squirt gun

Everybody knows horse semen bullets is the way to go.

[QUOTE=Goz3rr;47748078]Is there even such a thing as a revolver squirt gun[/QUOTE] Well no, but as I mentioned earlier there's a water balloon one. It looks like a revolver from the chambers back, the barrel is replaced with a water balloon holder and a pin. Get the unlucky 6th and it pops it, drenches your face. Fill [I][B]that[/B][/I] with tabasco.

look at all you guys with russian roulette alternatives and you forgot the one that hurts just as bad and takes just as long dota. enough russians and roulettes right there

[QUOTE=Goz3rr;47748078]Is there even such a thing as a revolver squirt gun[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Russian-Roulette-Revolver-Shots-Drinking/dp/B00479OUVU"]yes[/URL]

[QUOTE=Berkin;47747668]What sane person would risk losing their life over a fucking [I]game?[/I] It's hardly worth it.[/QUOTE] this is one of those extremely obvious statements that usually get mentioned in threads like these however, i want you to close your eyes and just imagine for a second, actually wanting to risk your life over a game

[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;47747959]Just use one of these instead [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/uOxi6kH.jpg[/IMG_thumb][/QUOTE] Some people might laugh at this, but this is a terrifying experience.

Read up on this earlier, apparently he was playing it by himself and APPARENTLY the barrel didn't even spin. So he might just be an idiot.