[url]http://www.sex-panther.com/[/url]
Seems it is real.
Will you buy?
Note: I did search the forums for a similar thread. I didn't see one so ...here we go.
If search failed me..just remove this thread.
The fine print should be:
Only 60% of guys will score due to increased confidence from using this product (placaebo effect) therefore it works 60% of the time
This will not work for overconfident people but will work for shy people who don't know it's a placaebo effect
[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;18225912]The fine print should be:
Only 60% of guys will score due to increased confidence from using this product (placaebo effect) therefore it works 60% of the time
This will not work for overconfident people but will work for shy people who don't know it's a placaebo effect[/QUOTE]
How.....clever.
I wonder if it really smells bad. :D Must buy..
Why dont they just boil it down to make it more concentrated so it works 100% of the time??????????/
[QUOTE=Thomo;18226008]Why not grow a pair so you don't need something like that?[/QUOTE]
why not dress and look like Hassalhoff and get all the ladies.
[QUOTE=Thomo;18226008]Why not grow a pair so you don't need something like that?[/QUOTE]
it's a joke you spazzle. have you never seen anchorman?
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[QUOTE=Kidd;18226018]why not dress and look like Hassalhoff and get all the ladies.[/QUOTE]
hasselhoff IS a pimp this is true
Very old news. It's been on firebox for a while, got my dad some for his B day. Smells like shitty average after shave.
So I will get laid if I take a bath in this?
[i]Is that........gasoline?[/i]
[sp]FUCKING LOVE ANCHORMAN![/sp]
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;18226123]So I will get laid if I take a bath in this?[/QUOTE]
youd need an ocean of this to even approach a female tbh
"60% of the time, it works all the time."
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;18226266]youd need an ocean of this to even approach a female tbh[/QUOTE]
owned by the hoff
Associating the words "SEX" and "PANTHER" is going to attract all the wrong people.
Perverted furry orgy?
Its not the cologne that gets you women, its the giant penis in your pants.
its nonsense
Lol @ people not getting it's a joke site.
Says paramount in the corner its an ad for some upcoming movie.
O shit you can buy what!?!?
Maybe its a 60% chance with ugly women or rabid dogs.
...Brian, I'm going to honest with that smells like pure gasoline...
...It smells like Big Foot's DICK (unrated version only, unfortunately)..
...This is worse than when the raccoon got in the copier...
Probably the best quotes from that section of the movie.
[QUOTE=Bonzai11;18226465]Says paramount in the corner its an ad for some upcoming movie.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/[/url]
[QUOTE=Bonzai11;18226465]Says paramount in the corner its an ad for some upcoming movie.
O shit you can buy what!?!?
Maybe its a 60% chance with ugly women or rabid dogs.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://romanefragrances.com/magento/index.php/mens-fragrance/sex-panther-1-7-oz-cologne-spray.html[/url]
Hoff wears this
90% of the people in this thread probably haven't seen Anchorman.
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;18226455]Lol @ people not getting it's a joke site.[/QUOTE]
actually it's not, it just doesn't take itself seriously.
I like that they [sp]pull the fire alarm[/sp] :P
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18226639]90% of the people in this thread probably haven't seen Anchorman.[/QUOTE]
[sp]It was sad when his dog got kicked off the bridge.[/sp]
[QUOTE=YoMother;18227017]I love... lamp![/QUOTE]
Brick, do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Goddammit I love that film.
EDIT: Apparently, Anchorman 2 is in the making. Viral ad, maybe?
Sex Panther Cologne is the most awesome cologne ever made in the history of the entire world.
Scientifically engineered from space age petroleum distillates and animal byproducts. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Oh yes
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I will smash your face into a car wind shield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantoorh, out for a nice Sea Food dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!
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