Okay so I woke up today after the usual dream about Marx and Stalin making out and put on my pants and my shirt and my socks but then I realized I forgot my underwear and I put on my underwear but I took off my pants first because I wouldn't put the underwear on top of my pants because then I would look silly and like Aquaman. I went down the stairs and was downstairs because my kitchen is downstairs and my room is upstairs I put the water to boil with the intent of making some hot chocolate and put some bread in the toaster too so then toast would pop out and I have no idea where the bread goes, but don't really give a fuck anymore because I've gotten used the toaster because it's been there since I was like 5. And then I ate the toast and the hot chocolate except I drank the hot chocolate because you don't eat hot chocolate, you drink it, and I went outside and the sun was shining and the birds were singing and Marx and Stalin were making out and so I decided to go for a walk and maybe go to the store and get some soup for later because I could be hungry later you never know. So I'm just walking along minding my own business and a chihuahua pops out of nowhere and gives me this weird look and I'm all like "hey, fuck you, chihuahua" but the chihuaha wouldn't leave and just kept staring at me because chihuahua's are dumb and then all of a sudden it does a backflip and I'm like "holy fuck" and then I decide that I would post it on Facepunch and I did.
Fast threads.
i woke up this morning and all i found were run-on sentences around my house!
Not even fast threads, this is blogs.
Wow, i dont know what to say to this... Are you an idiot?
I woke up and went outside to go to work and it was 28 degrees. Fuck I hate the cold.
[QUOTE=EchidnaX;25797185]Wow, i dont know what to say to this... Are you an idiot?[/QUOTE]
No, he gets A's and B's, and last year he took AP Bio!
Look at this hey op look at my sentence youre not the only schmuck around here who can write obscenely long sentences running on about dumb shit while this should maybe be split up into about 3 sentences and maybe acouple run ons if this was microsoft word the paperclip would totally fuck him self up trying to tell you that your sentence is a runon.
I love you, will you have my babies?
Read it in Boxxy's voice and it all makes sense.
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It looked silly so I told myself I'll just read the first sentence...
yeah.
You sound just like that guy from The Curious Incident Of the Dog in the Night-Time.
Fascinating, do tell more!
Sounds like you need to quit Stalin and get to bed on time.
[QUOTE=Nitrowing;25798166]quit Stalin[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
Oh no you did not just say that.
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Needs to be a new rating.
I don't even...
:frog:
This belongs here: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/forums/319-Blogpunch[/url]
You forgot to put your pants back on
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25797502] if this was microsoft word the paperclip would totally fuck him self up trying to tell you that your sentence is a runon.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit that was great.
Thread of the [del]month[/del] millennium.
ok so i got up this morning and i made some toast with the toaster because you put bread in the toaster not toast hahah almost fooled you. then i went outside and saw michael jackson and i was like no dont rape me but then i realized that he died a while ago and i didnt know who that man was so i ran back into my house and the kitchen was on fire because the toast caught on fire because toasters are like that because the one i got from sears was really stupid but it only cost me ten bucks but i guess you pay what you get for oh wait its get what you pay for sorry i forgot but yeah. I picked up my cell phone and called nine one one and the person on the phone was like nine one one what is your emergency and i was like michael jackson is outside my house but its not him only someone who looks like him and i think he wants to kill me and by the way my house is on fire but thats not a big concern because the toaster was actually a man and holy fuck why is the room spinning i must be on lsd
And then I woke up.
Someone posted this before.
[QUOTE=JoeyZ;25797519]Read it in Boxxy's voice and it all makes sense.[/QUOTE]
For some odd reason... when I opened this thread and started reading it, I did this without even reading this post.... weird.
Anyone Read it in those annoying ass people voices?. like those people who hella blah blah?
If you make a book, I will buy it.
You people are hilarious... This was obviously meant to just be funny... And shit... Surprisingly it was...
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;25797825]You sound just like that guy from The Curious Incident Of the Dog in the Night-Time.[/QUOTE]
I love that book :v:
I approve this thread.
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