So, I live in a house with my dad, little brother, and my mom. I used to have two older brothers who lived her, but one was kicked out for misbehavior and the other lives in a mental home. Anyway, we are going to be talking about the misbehaved one (who we will call Bob).
We have three computers in my house; in my room, my mother's laptop, and my dad's work computer. All of them are for private use for whatever the hell we do. My mother and little brother left not to long ago to K-Mart for groceries, and Bob, who is normally out smoking weed or doing something like that, comes home about an 1 hour after they leave. I was in the shower at the time, and left my computer to do a virus scan, no other windows open.
When I return, I realize that firefox is open, so I open up the search history and boom. I find a porn site I don't even go to, some shit called Bangthumbs. Anyway, I move on, forget about it, let the scan finish up then decide to get a bowl of cereal. I normally leave my room door closed because I enjoy my privacy, and when I opened it, I hear a bang and a rustle. Now, my Mom's laptop sits on the dinning table against the wall, and it was opened; when I walked past, it was closed, with my brother ducking his head under the table like he's a fucking idiot. So, ignore him, get my cereal and leave.
About 10 minutes later (yes I am slow fucking cereal eat, kill me) I return to get more cereal, only this time he's on my dad's computer staring at the black screen. He think's he's so slick. I get more cereal, leave, and well... here I am.
[B]too long, didn't read: my older brother is pretty good at making things fucking obvious.[/B]
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incognito mode :smug:
[url]http://www.bangthumbs.com/index.shtml[/url]
Clean your keyboard
what did he do
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;20999177][url]http://www.bangthumbs.com/index.shtml[/url]
Clean your keyboard[/QUOTE]Dear god.
[QUOTE=Kai-ryuu;20999177][url]http://www.bangthumbs.com/index.shtml[/url]
Clean your keyboard[/QUOTE]
Oh wow.
fuck, brb.
What?I didn't understand anything. He has just watched some pr0n on your PC and?
[QUOTE=Lance99;20999245]What?I didn't understand anything. He has just watched some pr0n on your PC and?[/QUOTE]
I'm pointing out how stupid he is at trying to hide the fact he's fapping and watching porn. He's just so bad at it's hiliarious.
How old is he? And did he lie?
If he didn't lie/say harsh words to you, then you shouldn't call him an idiot because of that. It portrays you as a mean brother.
I remember trying to blame my brother for going on a porn site I went on. Good times
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;20999256]I'm pointing out how stupid he is at trying to hide the fact he's fapping and watching porn. He's just so bad at it's hiliarious.[/QUOTE]
Okay, so he was outside smoking weed and then comes in and watches porn. This is different from what you more than likely do every day how?
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;20999275]How old is he? And did he lie?
If he didn't lie/say harsh words to you, then you shouldn't call him an idiot because of that. It portrays you as a mean brother.[/QUOTE]
Lmao, he's the mean brother in the situation. He's a total fucktard and disobeys every rule we give him. Not only that, but he loves to beat up on my youngest brother. He's like, what, 18?
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;20999275]How old is he?[/QUOTE]
From the sound of it, twelve.
He's special :3:
Act like your completely oblivious as to what he's doing and see how long he carry's on for.
Dont worry, my brothers retarded too
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[QUOTE=Trinholdt;20999127]one was kicked out for misbehavior and the other lives in a mental home.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;20999463]lol[/QUOTE]
Lol.
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;20999346]Lmao, he's the mean brother in the situation. He's a total fucktard and disobeys every rule we give him. Not only that, but [b]he loves to beat up on my youngest brother[/b]. He's like, what, 18?[/QUOTE]
Technically, you could get him arrested for that. Although, it would be a dick move to do that.
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[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;20999506]Lol.[/QUOTE]
:lol::lol:
lol bangthumbs
[QUOTE=Trinholdt;20999127]:words:My brother is an idiot and a pornhound:words:[/QUOTE]
Dude, set your computer up to require a password to login and set a screensaver to go off after a couple minutes and for it to require the password to get back in.
Since he sounds like an idiot, he probably visits the kind of sites that infect you with malware. The one thing I absolutely cannot stand is when people use [I]my[/I] computer to visit shady sites and then when I try to get on it's completely fucked. Of course every time they do it, they give me the "Oh no way man, I don't go on those sites, I just check out facebook and myspace." :downs:
so you thought 'hey, maybe I should tell this to fp'
I just couldn't give less of a shit about you and your family problems
[QUOTE=bodenlan2;21000068]I just couldn't give less of a shit about you and your family problems[/QUOTE]
This thread wasn't for you specifically. Maybe some tard will find it interesting.
