Jesus touched me, this I know,
'cause my pastor told me so!
"Do not share this," he would say,
"None will listen anyway."
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
My pastor told me so!
Jesus touched my friends as well,
but their parents they did tell.
Everyone began to yell,
pastor told them "go to hell!"
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
My pastor told me so!
People to the bishop went,
others time with lawyers spent.
Pastor suffered punishment,
to Miami he was sent.
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
Yay Jesus touched me!
My pastor told me so!
(repeat)
I can imagine this being sung in a minstrel church
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;25648764]I can imagine this being sung in a minstrel church[/QUOTE]
you seem to be missing the irony.
you are not worthy of a beartato avatar.
[QUOTE=professor cool.;25649455]you seem to be missing the irony.[/QUOTE]
You appear to be missing the joke.
OP reminds me of another amazingly bad (and REAL) Jesus song.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmrmAQ34j4w[/media]
SATAN HAS BEEN PARALYZED.
*Bump* any more thoughts?
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where did jesus touch you?
in the head, apparently.
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