Japanese man gets net cut off, so he stabs 5 family members and sets his building on fire - Polidicks

[url]http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20100418a9.html[/url] [RELEASE]NAGOYA (Kyodo) A 30-year-old man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of stabbing five members of his family, killing two, at a house in Toyokawa, Aichi Prefecture, and setting the building on fire. Takayuki Iwase is suspected of stabbing his father, Kazumi, 58, around 2:15 a.m. Saturday while he was sleeping in a bedroom, the police said. He was later confirmed dead. Tomomi Kanemaru, the 1-year-old daughter of Iwase's younger brother, Fumihiko, was also confirmed dead. Iwase, who is unemployed, was taken into custody at a funeral hall near the house after admitting that he stabbed the five with a kitchen knife and set fire to the house, the police said. Iwase reportedly told police under questioning that he was angry that his account with an Internet service provider had been canceled by his father. After receiving an emergency call from a neighbor at around 2:25 a.m., the police arrived and found the house on fire and the five family members inside with stab wounds. Police are treating the investigation as a murder case.[/release] :ese:

And my mom thinks [B]I [/B]take the internet too seriously.

He must have reached his low [I]point [/I]in life.

Oh Japan, you so crazy.

[quote]Tomomi Kanemaru, the 1-year-old daughter of Iwase's younger brother, Fumihiko, was also confirmed dead.[/quote] :frown:

I thought the Japanese were supposed to be [I]sharp [/I]people. This doesn't seem like a [I]sharp[/I] idea.

Somehow I can understand this happening in Japan.

[QUOTE=JDK721;21438337]I thought the Japanese were supposed to be [I]sharp [/I]people. This doesn't seem like a [I]sharp[/I] idea.[/QUOTE] Just so you know it's people like you that really make me never want to come into the news section anymore. I mean come on, two posts within the first 10 posts of the OP, BOTH trying and failing miserably to make something resembling a funny pun? [QUOTE=Spacewolf;21438335]:frown:[/QUOTE] Seconded.

[QUOTE=Canesfan;21438475]Just so you know it's people like you that really make me never want to come into the news section anymore. I mean come on, two posts within the first 10 posts of the OP, BOTH trying and failing miserably to make something resembling a funny pun?[/QUOTE] Lighten up sparky.

"MY HENTAI!!!!" /caps

Really Japan, really...

i wonder if this dude was talkin to the kid that smashed his dad's head in with a hammer [editline]10:28PM[/editline] "omg great idea"

Wow, what an ass. Hope he gets Life.

Damn, lots of these stories popping up lately.

Typical reaction from a 30 year old basement dweller. [QUOTE=JDK721;21438337]I thought the Japanese were supposed to be [I]sharp [/I]people. This doesn't seem like a [I]sharp[/I] idea.[/QUOTE] You're not funny for saying something intentionally unfunny.

God I am relieved when I came in, I read it as [i]Japanese man gets nut cut off, so he stabs 5 family members and sets his building on fire[/i]

news pun

[QUOTE=Shugo589;21439755]God I am relieved when I came in, I read it as [i]Japanese man gets nut cut off, so he stabs 5 family members and sets his building on fire[/i][/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=tasty-man;21439806]What?[/QUOTE] His testicle?

Now I REALLY want to move to japan

Well at least he didn't rape the child.

I wonder who was paying for the service if the 30-year old's father was the one to cancel it.

Looks like his plans went up... in [I]smoke[/I]... :xd:

[QUOTE=JDK721;21439871]Looks like his plans went up... in [I]smoke[/I]... :xd:[/QUOTE] I think there should be a one pun per person limit.

[QUOTE=JDK721;21439871]Looks like his plans went up... in [I]smoke[/I]... :xd:[/QUOTE] Your puns are dumb, stop attempting.

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;21439917]I think there should be a one pun per person limit.[/QUOTE] What if the puns are good? [editline]11:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=B1N4RY!;21439930]Your puns are dumb, stop attempting.[/QUOTE] You mad.

[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;21439930]Your puns are dumb, stop attempting.[/QUOTE] Looks like you need to stop... fueling the fire... :xd:

I was under the impression this story would pertain to the fishing of large sea dwelling mammals.

That really [I]burns[/I] me, people like that should be locked up forever.

[QUOTE=CunningHam;21439893]complaint about lack of humor.[/QUOTE] remark about lightening up