Hello facepunch, I am addicted to jacking off. How do I stop?
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masturbation is a sin you will go to hell.
no
Cut off your penis.
put sticky glue on your penis/hands
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hot glue gun
Think how much better you'll feel if you wait 5 days
disgusting, but it's the answer to your question
[QUOTE=En-Guage V2;26818459]Think how much better you'll feel if you wait 5 days
disgusting, but it's the answer to your question[/QUOTE]
The first time I heard that, I thought it would be the same
Then I waited 5 days, and it was the BEST THING EVER
I made your avatar's face as I read that
Get a girlfriend, then stop masturbating, and realize how good the sex is.
Stick your penis into your ass.
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get a girlfriend. a vagina usually helps.
[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]
or just find a vagina. rape takes like half the effort.
[QUOTE=c-unit;26818431]Hello facepunch, I am addicted to jacking off. How do I stop?[/QUOTE]
Get someone drunk and then do the nasty, then go to jail.
Put a phallus-shaped metal tube with spikes on the inside on your dick. Whenever you get a boner, the spikes dig into your dick and make it bleed. No more boners!
Well you can go purchase a small dog neck cone from a dog store and rap it around your penis, thus rendering you incapable of fapping.
[QUOTE=AxerFex;26818685]Put a phallus-shaped metal tube with spikes on the inside on your dick. Whenever you get a boner, the spikes dig into your dick and make it bleed. No more boners![/QUOTE]
Was that supposed to be funny?
It's not exactly bad for you, so there's not a problem. As long as you don't do it enough to get a significantly enlarged prostate (more than once per day) you'll have no issues.
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[QUOTE=KmartSqrl;26818701]Was that supposed to be funny?[/QUOTE]
It's the ratings, they make people say stupid shit for funnies
[QUOTE=Tropophas;26818707]It's not exactly bad for you, so there's not a problem. As long as you don't do it enough to get a significantly enlarged prostate (more than once per day) you'll have no issues.[/QUOTE]
Uhhh... not to imply that I do that, but if I did... what would that do?
[QUOTE=Simski;26818741]Uhhh... not to imply that I do that, but if I did... what would that do?[/QUOTE]
Well, it can sometimes pinch your urethra off if it gets big enough so you won't be able to pee and you get blood poisoning and die of kidney failure.
That usually doesn't happen, though, and if you stop masturbating for a while it goes back down.
[QUOTE=KmartSqrl;26818701]Was that supposed to be funny?[/QUOTE]
No, he was giving valid and useful information on a problem another user had, don't be so sarcastic!
[QUOTE=Tropophas;26818763]Well, it can sometimes pinch your urethra off if it gets big enough so you won't be able to pee and you get blood poisoning and die of kidney failure.
That usually doesn't happen, though, and if you stop masturbating for a while it goes back down.[/QUOTE]
Lol, well I haven't quite gone that far yet.
Good to know though.
you could always amputate your hands
Not doing it is also an option.
But meh..
Unplug your Internet for a while is probably the best thing to do.
Unless you can fap using only your imagination, in which case, you're doomed.
[QUOTE=GodKing;26818487]Get a girlfriend, then stop masturbating, and realize how good the sex is.[/QUOTE]
I have never heard of anybody who stopped wanking because they got a girlfriend.
I love FP'ers who try to stand out from the virgin crowd and fail at it.
OP is a wannabe troll.
[QUOTE=Wizard of Ass;26819009]OP is a wannabe troll.[/QUOTE]
no im not
[QUOTE=Oblivion470;26818920]I have never heard of anybody who stopped wanking because they got a girlfriend.
I love FP'ers who try to stand out from the virgin crowd and fail at it.[/QUOTE]
Depends if your girl is kinky and wants sex everyday, or if you're a horny little kid who can't control your urges like OP.
Careful you might go blind.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;26819046]Depends if your girl is kinky and wants sex everyday, or if you're a horny little kid who can't control your urges like OP.[/QUOTE]
that's me ;[
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