Why will your July 4th suck? - General

July 4th isn't just a holiday, it's also a day. Not everything goes well on July 4th for a lot of people, so share your rants here. For me, I having a party. It sound well and good, though. My Mom told me that we were going to have our brothers and sister over here so it'd be kind of small, but just a few hours ago, the day before hell started, that we would be getting 8 more people. The problem? [highlight]I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY ARE RELATED TO ME[/highlight]. For most people this might not be a problem, but I have huge social problems, and not to mention I feel intimidated when there is going to be a whole bunch of black people yelling and screaming stupid shit in my face and in my house for the next few hours. God damn it. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a blog" - Dragon))[/highlight]

Because theres no good fireworks here. [editline]02:03AM[/editline] WOOT WE GOT SPARKLERS!!!! /caps [editline]02:03AM[/editline] Oh, and its hard to dwell in the shadows of my game room when theres 40 people at my house for a BBQ.

I don't have a girl to share it with. :sigh:

The last minute, every couldn't go to the beach party I planned

I think it's gonna be awesome. Going out on Lake Michigan, then coming back to a friends house and we're going to blow shit up with M80's and gasoline and then we'll probably shoot shit.

Because it's a day for a country that we've helped out alot. And that country still thinks we're a bunch of faggots who ride moose.

tip: the way to stop being socially awkward is to be around people. it can be awkward around people you don't know at first but shake their hand and ask them how they are doing. also, lol "whole bunch of black people yelling and screaming stupid shit in my face"

My shithead neighbor calls the cops on us [B]EVERY[/B] year for lighting off fireworks. Actually, it may be due to my mother who flipped out on him in a drunken rage after he came over and yelled at us. [img]http://www.librarian.net/talks/clc/CLC.key/SJ_Shoulder_Shrug.jpg[/img]

No fireworks.

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;23096921]My shithead neighbor calls the cops on us [B]EVERY[/B] year for lighting off fireworks. Actually, it may be due to my mother who flipped out on him in a drunken rage, when he came over and yelled at us.[/QUOTE] your neighbor sounds like a miserable cunt, so long as your party isn't [B]too[/B] crazy

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;23096921]My shithead neighbor calls the cops on us [B]EVERY[/B] year for lighting off fireworks. Actually, it may be due to my mother who flipped out on him in a drunken rage, when he came over and yelled at us.[/QUOTE] Shoot fireworks at his house and burn it to the ground.

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;23096921]My shithead neighbor calls the cops on us [B]EVERY[/B] year for lighting off fireworks. Actually, it may be due to my mother who flipped out on him in a drunken rage after he came over and yelled at us. [img]http://www.librarian.net/talks/clc/CLC.key/SJ_Shoulder_Shrug.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Ouch, what a dick. You should go kill him and shove a firecracker up his ass. Rate me optimistic.

[QUOTE=Penguiin;23096929]your neighbor sounds like a miserable cunt, so long as your party isn't [B]too[/B] crazy[/QUOTE] Fuck him, my dad speeds by his house on his motorcycle and throws M80s on his lawn. We also chuck them into his backyard.

[QUOTE=BulletofHell;23096947]Fuck him, my dad speeds by his house on his motorcycle and throws M80s on his lawn. We also chuck them into his backyard.[/QUOTE] M80s aren't shit anymore. They probably don't even harm his lawn at all.

July 4th isn't a holiday here :D

[QUOTE=Deac;23096961]M80s aren't shit anymore. They probably don't even harm his lawn at all.[/QUOTE] I don't even know what the fuck he throws anymore. He concocts some crazy homemade shit that you can hear from the local bar.

[QUOTE=Dbuhos;23096967]July 4th isn't a holiday here :D[/QUOTE] Same :( SAD FACE

Because it was on the 3rd.

Broke up with my girl friend :( I was planning on watching fireworks with her.

[QUOTE=Dbuhos;23096967]July 4th isn't a holiday here :D[/QUOTE]

Third was pretty good, I don't think two good days can happen in a row...can they?

[QUOTE=psredspy;23097055]Broke up with my girl friend :( I was planning on watching fireworks with her.[/QUOTE] Kidnap her and force her to watch the fireworks with you. If she struggles or complains the whole time, make her a firework. I don't see why you two being broken upwill make your 4th of July suck... Cheers.

fireworks are illegal here. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Stigma;23097098]Kidnap her and force her to watch the fireworks with you. If she struggles or complains the whole time, make her a firework. I don't see why this will make your 4th of July suck... but maybe it's just me. Cheers.[/QUOTE] It takes a little bit of time to get over a relationship, depending on how long the relationship lasted, for most people.

I never said anything about getting over it.

[QUOTE=Shadow187(FP);23096893]I don't have a girl to share it with. :sigh:[/QUOTE] You don't need to share blowing shit up with a girl

[QUOTE=Trinholdt;23096869]July 4th isn't just a holiday, it's also a day. Not everything goes well on July 4th for a lot of people, so share your rants here. For me, I having a party. It sound well and good, though. My Mom told me that we were going to have our brothers and sister over here so it'd be kind of small, but just a few hours ago, the day before hell started, that we would be getting 8 more people. The problem? [highlight]I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THEY ARE AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY ARE RELATED TO ME[/highlight]. For most people this might not be a problem, but I have huge social problems, and not to mention I feel intimidated when there is going to be a whole bunch of black people yelling and screaming stupid shit in my face and in my house for the next few hours. God damn it.[/QUOTE] Oh, boo-motherfucking-hoo... You got relatives, oh my, you must be the only one, since the rest of us live in the fucking hallmark channel! Think about what fourth July is about, and all those poor people who got killed by the Americans. ...Wait a minute, this was before America was corrupted... Think about what fourth July is really about, and how those honorable Americans preserved the genuninity of freedom!

I'm in a forest and unless I want to burn down California I can't shoot any fireworks.

Because Im in the UK. And most of the people where I live dont give a shit about holidays unless it means them getting presents.

Mine will suck, it will be on a coach for most of it.