Two Twelve Year Old Girls Attempt to Sacrfice Classmate to God of Creepypasta - Polidicks

[quote]Weier told police that Slender Man is the "leader" of Creepypasta, and in the hierarchy of that world, one must kill in order to show dedication. Weier said that Geyser told her they should become "proxies" of Slender Man — a paranormal figure known for his ability to create tendrils from his fingers and back — and kill their friend to prove themselves worthy of him. Weier said she was surprised by Geyser's suggestion, but also excited to prove skeptics wrong and show that Slender Man really did exist.[/quote] [quote]Two 12-year-old girls from Waukesha, Wisconsin are facing attempted murder charges following a brutal attack on one of their classmates. An attack they say was inspired by their devotion to internet horror myth Slender Man.[/quote] More [url]http://kotaku.com/girls-claim-slender-man-is-real-stab-classmate-19-time-1585164160[/url]

Darn kids and their new horror. Back in my day you had to [B]EARN[/B] the right for Yogg'Sarron to whisper the madness of the elder gods into the very core of your soul.

i bet they have fan pictures of jeff the killer on their walls

This is why 12 year old's shouldn't be on the internet, they should be obeying their parents and, like, idk man, cheese louise kids these days fucking damnit. ammirite?

.......i have no words.

wow i wonder if a skeleton popped out

[QUOTE=poopman234;44984749]wow i wonder if a skeleton popped out[/QUOTE] I think it wouldn't pop, more just wetly slip :v:

[QUOTE=Starlight 456;44984756]I think it wouldn't pop, more just wetly slip :v:[/QUOTE] It was a joke

god if you ABSOLUTELY have to sacrifice someone why wouldn't you pick something COOL

This is why memes are bannable. They're dangerous.

ia ia doge fhtagn This is like trying to kill someone in order to become one of Santa's helpers or something.

Come on, why Slenderman? Why can't it be one of the H.P. Lovecraftian Elder Gods? Or Tzeench? Something relatively less lame.

[quote]The two accused are being tried as adults due to the severity and nature of the crime. Were they to be tried as juveniles they would be released at the age of 25 if found guilty; tried as adults they could face up to 65 years in prison.[/quote] Good. Like really they stabbed their friend 19 times and then left them for dead trying to impress slender man. The thing the internet made up for shit and giggles.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;44984728]This is why 12 year old's shouldn't be on the internet, they should be obeying their parents and, like, idk man, cheese louise kids these days fucking damnit. ammirite?[/QUOTE] They should be in church whenever they aren't in school tbh

That isn't even canon.

Hey, it worked out for the Mayans. Right? They'll be making a Disney movie about this in a hundred years from now.

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;44984783]This is why memes are bannable. They're dangerous.[/QUOTE] Remember kids, stay in school and don't do memes.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;44984623]Darn kids and their new horror. Back in my day you had to [B]EARN[/B] the right for Yogg'Sarron to whisper the madness of the elder gods into the very core of your soul.[/QUOTE] Pfft, that's still pussy shit compared to the kids I had to put up with [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Witch_Burning.jpg[/IMG]

Do... do people not understand that it's fake? I mean, what the actual fuck? How downright retarded were those kids? Hell, what the fuck is wrong with them that they [I]wanted[/I] to be associated with that shit?

You guys do know that the source is Kotaku right?

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44984977]You guys do know that the source is Kotaku right?[/QUOTE] Yeah, so? They aren't the daily mail

This happened around where I live. All of the local news stations don't understand the internet references.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44984977]You guys do know that the source is Kotaku right?[/QUOTE] Bad journalism doesnt make it satire, unless their source was satire

Christ, imagine being up for attempted murder at age 12. I doubt they're going to be tried as adults, they probably just watched one too many Slender LPs

[quote]a paranormal figure known for his ability to create tendrils from his fingers and back[/quote] He's at home crying in the kitchen right now, wondering why his cupcakes just weren't able to get more recognition.

[QUOTE=RaxaHax;44985002] I doubt they're going to be tried as adults[/QUOTE] [quote]The two accused are being tried as adults due to the severity and nature of the crime.[/quote]

It's just so hard to believe.

[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;44985029][quote]The two accused are being tried as adults due to the severity and nature of the crime.[/quote][/QUOTE] My bad - I misread this quote [quote]Were they to be tried as juveniles they would be released at the age of 25 if found guilty; tried as adults they could face up to 65 years in prison[/quote] And thought it wasn't decided yet.

[QUOTE=uaredead2020;44984628]i bet they have fan pictures of jeff the killer on their walls[/QUOTE] Should I be glad that I somehow missed Jeff the Killer entirely?

imagine being the original SAer who created slender man and hearing this.