DSP Megathread v. LOOK I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON BUT HE'S NOT DOING IT!!! HAHAHA. - General

[B]OP UNDER CONSTRUCTION. YOU CAN VIEW THE DARK SOULS VIDEO HERE: [/B][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wukNRrBK7SY[/URL] [IMG]http://images.wikia.com/youtube/images/0/07/DarkSydePhil.png[/IMG] Hello, and welcome to the Darksydephil (or DSP) megathread. Post your favorite DSP moments, hilarious compilations of how inept he is, and everything DSP related you can find. [B]Who is DSP? [/B] DSP, or Phil Burnell, or the King of Hate, is a popular let's player on YouTube that plays virtually every major release on the 360 and PS3, and occasionally PC or Wii. [B] Where can I find DSP? [/B] There are several sites where DSP posts his shit, most notably on YouTube. He also has his own forums, and several other channels that hold various playthroughs to avoid copyright strikes on his main channel. [URL="http://www.thekingofhate.com/"]The King of Hate website and forums[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/DSPGaming"]YouTube Channel[/URL] [URL="https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP"]Twitter[/URL] [URL="https://www.facebook.com/theycallmedsp1"]Facebook[/URL] As a result of his shit-terrible attitude, anger issues, tendency to blame games/other plays on his own faults, and total obliviousness, he's hated almost universally. Sites like Shoryuken, NeoGAF, /v/, and Facepunch pretty much despise DSP, especially Shoryuken. If rumors hold true, he was apparently banned from several fighting game tournaments for being such a whiny and angry shithead. He yelled at commentors at Evo 2006. What a shitlord. [B] DSP is clearly an awful YouTuber that doesn't deserve views or money via ad revenue. Why do you still watch his videos? [/B]Well, he's fucking hilarious. [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fnD57vVyZV4#t=386s"]As Matt and Pat from Two Best Friends said[/URL], it's "like a trainwreck that you can't look away from, that's on 10 times a day.... thats repeatedly going on the same track going into a brick wall." Normally it would be terribly boring watching somebody struggle with videogames, but DSP's personality is so unique that it's exciting to watch this dumb double-chinned manchild struggle with the simplest of tasks. Not knowing how to remove leeches in MGS3, not knowing how to select his M9 in MGS2, not knowing how to get out of the graveyard in Bayonetta, being unable to read and comprehend basic instructions that are displayed right on the screen in Dark Souls, not understanding that Dragon's Dogma has high level zones that don't scale to your character's level, so on and so forth. Not only that, but DSP's lack of sportsmanship, skill, and objective reasoning skills does a great deal of good for the viewers. Why, you may ask? Because as long as you live, and as long as you learn to accept criticism, be nice, and put effort into your life, you'll [I]never [/I]be as astronomically retarded as DSP. [B]Highlights[/B] Sure, you could jump in to one of DSP's thousands upon thousands of videos, but it's much easier to watch highlight videos, or videos of people online kicking his ass. These give you a good idea of how much of a immature, arrogant, whiny, and retarded fat babby he is. Here are a few of my favorites. If you find a hilarious highlight video of DSP's ineptitude, I'll put it in the OP. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZfxcLMN8r0[/media] [B]This is how you DON'T play MGS2 [/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wukNRrBK7SY[/media] [B]DSPGaming Deaths Montage in Dark Souls p1[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzL8yHPtVfw[/media] [B]It was the tree's fault that I killed myself[/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY[/media] [B]I double perfect DSP [/B] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCent_2q7ZE[/media] [B]DSP's Haunted Forest[/B] [B] Extra stuff. [/B] Here's DSP's completed playthroughs, followed by a second list containing his incomplete playthroughs. They were stopped due to him being too fucking stupid to finish the game, or because of warnings from copyright holders or Youtube. [code]DSP's Game of the Year 2013 - TBADSP's Game of the Year 2012 - The Walking Dead DSP's Game of the Year 2011 - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim DSP's Game of the Year 2010 - Red Dead Redemption DSP's Game of the Year 2009 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 007: Legends 007: Quantum of Solace Afro Samurai Alan Wake Alan Wake DLC (The Signal) Alan Wake DLC (The Writer) Alan Wake's American Nightmare Alice: Madness Returns American McGee's Alice Anarchy Reigns Army of Two: The 40th Day Assassin's Creed Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood DLC (The Da Vinci Disappearance) Assassin's Creed II Assassin's Creed III Assassin's Creed III DLC (Tyranny of King Washington: Episode 1) Assassin's Creed III DLC (Tyranny of King Washington: Episode 2) Assassin's Creed III DLC (Tyranny of King Washington: Episode 3) Assassin's Creed: Revelations Assassin's Creed: Revelations DLC (The Lost Archive) Asura's Wrath (with the exception of the "actual" ending due to DLC issue) Asura's Wrath Demo Aliens: Colonial Marines Back to the Future: The Game (Episodes 1-5) Bastion Batman: Arkham Asylum Batman: Arkham City Batman: Arkham City Challenge Mode Batman: Arkham City DLC (Harley Quinn's Revenge) Batman Forever (co-op w/ John Rambo) BattleBlock Theater (co-op w/ John Rambo) Battlefield 1943 Battlefield 3 Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Bayonetta Beyond Good & Evil Binary Domain Bioshock Bioshock 2 BioShock Infinite Black Mesa Black Mesa: Source Blades of Time Blood Stone: 007 Bodycount Borderlands Borderlands 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo and Chris) Borderlands 2 DLC (Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt) (4 player co-op) Bram Stoker's Dracula (co-op w/ John Rambo) Brink Brutal Legend {last part missing due to copyright claim} Bulletstorm Bully Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Call of Duty: Black Ops Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 DLC (Revolution) Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC (Annihilation) Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC (Escalation) Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC (First Strike) Call of Duty: Black Ops DLC (Rezurrection) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 DLC (Stimulus Package) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty: World at War Call of Juarez: The Cartel Captain America & The Avengers Captain America: Super Soldier Castle Crashers (4 player co-op) Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Catherine Child of Eden Comic Jumper Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Crysis Crysis 2 Cyborg Justice (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dance Central Darksiders Darksiders II Dead Island (co-op w/ John Rambo, Grog and Mayor McJustin) Dead Island: Riptide (co-op John Rambo and Grog) Deadly Premonition Dead Nation (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dead or Alive 5 Dead or Alive 5 Demo Dead Rising 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dead Rising 2 DLC (Case 0) Dead Rising 2 DLC (Case West, co-op w/ John Rambo) Dead Rising 2: Off The Record (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dead Space Dead Space 2 Dead Space 2 DLC (Severed) Dead Space 3 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dead Space 3 DLC (Awakened) (co-op w/ John Rambo) Deadstorm Pirates (co-op w/ John Rambo) Deathsmiles IIX Deus Ex: Human Revolution Deus Ex: Human Revolution DLC (Missing Link) Devil May Cry (2013) (aka DmC: Devil May Cry) Devil May Cry HD Diablo 3 Disgaea 4 Dishonored Donkey Kong Country Returns (co-op w/ John Rambo) Doom 3: BFG Edition Doom 3: BFG Edition: Lost Mission Double Dragon: Neon (co-op w/ John Rambo) Double Switch (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dragon Age II Dragon Age II DLC (Mark of the Assassin) Dragon's Dogma Driver: San Francisco Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Halloween Special) Duke Nukem Forever Duke Nukem Forever (Demo) Duke Nukem Forever DLC (The Doctor Who Cloned Me) Dynasty Warriors 7 Dynasty Warriors 7 Conquest Mode (co-op w/ John Rambo) Dark Souls Earth Defense Force: Insect Armaggeddon (co-op w/ Evvie) El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron Enslaved: Odyssey to the West Epic Mickey Epic Mickey 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Expandables 2 (4 player co-op) Fable 2 Fable 3 Fallout 3 Fallout 3 DLC (Broken Steel) Fallout 3 DLC (Mothership Zeta) Fallout 3 DLC (Operation Anchorage) Fallout 3 DLC (Point Lookout) Fallout 3 DLC (The Pitt) Fallout: New Vegas Fallout: New Vegas DLC (Dead Money) Fallout: New Vegas DLC (Honest Hearts) Fallout: New Vegas DLC (Lonesome Road) Fallout: New Vegas DLC (Old World Blues) Family Guy (co-op w/ John Rambo and Joe) Far Cry 2 Far Cry 3 Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon F.E.A.R 2 F.E.A.R 3 (co-op w/ John Rambo) F.E.A.R. 3 (single player) FIFA 12 Soccer Final Fantasy IV: The After Years Final Fantasy VI Final Fantasy XIII Final Fantasy XIII-2 Final Fantasy XIII-2 Demo Final Fight Double Impact (co-op w/ John Rambo) Friday the 13th (Halloween Special) Fruit Ninja Kinect Gears of War 2 Gears of War 3 (co-op w/ John Rambo and Joe) Gears of War 3 DLC (Raam's Shadow) Gears of War: Judgement Ghostbusters - The Video Game Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime (4 player co-op) Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Ghost Recon: Future Soldier (co-op w/ fans) Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Beta God of War God of War II God of War III God of War: Ascension Golden Eye 007 Gotham City Imposters Gotham City Imposters Demo Grand Theft Auto III Grand Theft Auto IV Grand Theft Auto IV DLC (The Ballad of Gay Tony) Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters (co-op w/ John Rambo) Ground Zero: Texas Guardian Heroes (co-op w/ John Rambo) Gunstringer (co-op w/ John Rambo) Gunstringer DLC (Wavy Man Chronicles, co-op w/ John Rambo) Guacamelee (co-op w/ John Rambo) Half-Life 2 Halo 3 ODST Halo 4 (4 player co-op) Halo: Anniversary (co-op w/ John Rambo) Halo: Reach Hard Corps (co-op w/ John Rambo) Heavy Rain Heavy Rain Demo (w/ Playstation Move) Heavy Rain DLC (Taxidermist) Hitman: Absolution Homefront House of the Dead 3 (co-op w/ John Rambo) House of the Dead 4 (co-op w/ John Rambo) House of the Dead: Overkill (co-op w/ John Rambo) Hulk Hogan's Main Event (co-op w/ John Rambo) Hunted: The Demon's Forge Indigo Prophecy inFAMOUS inFAMOUS 2 inFAMOUS 2 DLC (Festival of Blood) Inversion Injustice: Gods Among Us Jax & Dexter: The Precursor Legacy Journey Kane & Lynch II: Dog Days Kids on Site Kinect Adventures Kinectimals Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning Demo King of Fighters XIII (13) Kirby's Epic Yarn Kirby's Return to Dreamland (co-op w/ John Rambo) Kung Fu Rider (co-op w/ John Rambo and Jerry) Kyuiin (co-op w/ John Rambo) L.A. Noire Left 4 Dead Left 4 Dead 2 (4 player co-op) Left 4 Dead 2 DLC (The Passing) Left 4 Dead DLC (Crash Course) Lego Batman 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Limbo LittleBigPlanet LittleBigPlanet 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) LittleBigPlanet: Karting Lolipop Chainsaw Lollipop Chainsaw Lord of the Rings: War in the North (co-op w/ John Rambo) Lost Planet 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Lucha Fury (co-op w/ John Rambo) Madden 12 NFL M.A.G Make My Video: INXS Make My Video: Kriss Kross Mario Party 9 (co-op w/ Panda Lee, a.k.a his girlfriend) Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 (4 player co-op) Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 Challenge Mode Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 Legendary Marvel vs. Capcom 2 Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Fate of Two Worlds Marvel vs. Capcom: Origins Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect 2 DLC (Arrival) Mass Effect 2 DLC (Kasumi - Stolen Memory) Mass Effect 2 DLC (Lair of the Shadow Broker) Mass Effect 2 DLC (Normandy Crash Site) Mass Effect 2 DLC (Overlord) Mass Effect 2 DLC (Zaeed - The Price of Revenge) Mass Effect 3 Mass Effect 3 Demo Mass Effect 3 DLC (Extended Cut) Mass Effect 3 DLC (Leviathan) Mass Effect 3 DLC (Omega) Mass Effect 3 DLC (Citadel) Maximum Carnage Max Payne 3 Max Payne 3 (Multiplayer w/fans) Medal of Honor Medal of Honor: Warfighter Medal of Honor: Warfighter Beta Mega Man 1 Mega Man 2 Mega Man 3 Mega Man 4 Mega Man 5 Mega Man 6 Mega Man 10 Men in Black: The Game Mercenaries 2 Metal Gear Solid 2 HD: Sons of Liberty Metal Gear Solid 3 HD: Snake Eater Metal Gear Solid 4 HD: Guns of the Patriots Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (co-op w/ John Rambo) Metal Gear Solid: Revengeance Metroid: Other M Mirror's Edge Monkey Island 2: Lechuck's Revenge Mortal Kombat 9 Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks (co-op w/ John Rambo) Mutant League Hockey (co-op w/ John Rambo) Metro: Last Light Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 NBA 2k12 NBA Jam Wii (co-op w/ John Rambo) Need for Speed: The Run Neverdead New Super Mario Bros. 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U (co-op w/ John Rambo) NFL: Blitz 2012 Night Trap Ninja Gaiden II Ninja Gaiden III Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch NintendoLand (co-op w/ John Rambo) No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise OnLive Persona 4: Arena Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Case 5 (Rise from the Ashes) Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale Playstation All Stars: Battle Royale Beta Playstation Home Portal Portal 2 Portal 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Portal 2 DLC (Peer Review, co-op w/ John Rambo) Power Factory PowerUp Heroes Prince of Persia Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands Prize Fighter Prototype Prototype 2 PS Move Heroes Psychonauts RAGE Ratchet & Clank HD Remake Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One (co-op w/ PandaLee) Rayman: Origins (co-op w/ John Rambo) Red Dead Redemption Red Dead Redemption DLC (Undead Nightmare) Red Faction: Armageddon Red Faction: Battlegrounds Red Faction: Guerrilla Remington Super Slam Hunting Africa (co-op w/ John Rambo) Remington Super Slam Hunting: Alaska (co-op w/ John Rambo) Resident Evil 5 Resident Evil 5 DLC (Desperate Escape) Resident Evil 5 DLC (Lost in Nightmares) Resident Evil 6 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Resident Evil 6 (Public Demo) Resident Evil 6: Mercenaries (co-op w/ PandaLee) Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles (co-op w/ John Rambo) Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City (4 player co-op) Resident Evil: Revelations Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles HD (co-op w/ John Rambo) Resistance Resistance 2 Resistance 3 Rise of Nightmares (co-op w/ John Rambo) Saints Row 2 Saints Row: The Third Saints Row: The Third DLC (Gangstas in Space) Saints Row: The Third DLC (Genki Bowl) Saints Row: The Third DLC (Trouble with Clones) SAW - The Video Game Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game (co-op w/ John Rambo and Joe) Scottie Pippen's Slam City Scribblenauts Unlimited Secret of Monkey Island Secret of Monkey Island 2: Le Chucks' Revenge Serious Sam 3 (co-op w/ John Rambo and Joe) Serious Sam: The First Encounter Serious Sam: The Second Encounter Serious Sam: The Second Encounter (co-op w/ John Rambo and Joe) Sewer Shark Shadows of the Damned Shank Shank (co-op w/ John Rambo) Shank 2 Silent Hill 1 Silent Hill 2 HD Silent Hill 2 HD Sub Scenario Silent Hill 3 HD Silent Hill: Downpour Singularity Sleeping Dogs Sleeping Dogs DLC (Nightmare in North Point) Sleeping Dogs DLC (Year of the Snake) Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus HD Remake Sly Cooper 2: Band of Thieves HD Remake Sly Cooper 3: Honor Among Thieves Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time Demo Sly Cooper 4: Thieves in Time Sniper Elite V2 S.O.C.O.M. 4 Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed (co-op w/ John Rambo) Sonic Colors Sonic: Free Riders (co-op w/ John Rambo) Sonic Generations Sonic Generations Demo (Act 1) Sonic Generations Demo (Act 2) Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1 Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 2 Soul Calibur V Spec Ops: The Line Spider-Man: Edge of Time Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (co-op w/ John Rambo) Spider-Man (PlayStation 1) Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin Spider-Man: Web of Shadows Splatterhouse Sports Championships Stacking Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Starcraft II: Heart of the Swarm StarHawk StarHawk Demo Start the Party Star Wars Kinect Galactic Dance-Off (co-op w/ Panda Lee) Star Wars Kinect: Jedi Destiny (w/ Project 7 crew) Star Wars the Force Unleashed Star Wars the Force Unleashed 2 Star Wars the Force Unleashed 2 DLC (Endor) Street Fighter III 3rd Strike - Online Edition Street Fighter IV Street Fighter x Megaman Street Fighter X Tekken Streets of Rage 2 (co-op w/ John Rambo) Super Mario Galaxy (co-op w/ PandaLee) Super Street Fighter II Turbo - HD Remix Super Street Fighter IV Super Street Fighter IV - Arcade Edition Supremacy MMA Supreme Warrior Syndicate Shadow of the Colossus HD Remake Star Trek (co-op w/ John Rambo) Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Terminator: Salvation The Amazing Spider-Man The Darkness II The Darkness II (co-op w/ fans) The Darkness II Demo The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim DLC (Dawnguard) The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim DLC (Dragonborn) The Outbreak (co-op commentary w/ PandaLee) The Shoot (co-op w/ John Rambo) The Simpsons Arcade (co-op w/ John Rambo) The Unfinished Swan The Walking Dead: Episode 1: A New Day The Walking Dead: Episode 2: Starved For Help The Walking Dead: Episode 3: Long Road Ahead The Walking Dead: Episode 4: Around Every Corner The Walking Dead: Episode 5: No Time Left Thor Time Crisis: Razing Storm Arcade (co-op w/ John Rambo) TMNT: Turtles In Time: Re-Shelled (4 player co-op) Tokyo Jungle (co-op w/ Panda Lee) Tomb Raider: Underworld Tomb Raider (2013) Transformers: Dark of the Moon Transformers: Fall Of Cybertron Transformers: Fall of Cybertron Demo Transformers: War for Cybertron (co-op w/ John Rambo and Howard) TV Superstars Twisted Metal UFC Undisputed 3 Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 Uncharted 2: Among Thieves Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Vanquish Wanted: Weapons of Fate Warhammer 40k: Space Marine Watchmen: The End is Nigh WET Wolfenstein WWE '11 WWE '12 WWE '12 Custom Matches (co-op w/ John Rambo & Howard) WWE '13 WWE All Stars (co-op w/ John Rambo) Xbox Live Games Room Xbox Live Indie Games (co-op w/ John Rambo) X-Men Arcade Game (4 player co-op) X-Men Arcade Game Japanese version (4 player co-op) X-Men: Destiny X-Men: Legends (co-op w/ John Rambo) Yakuza: Dead Souls Zelda: Skyward Sword[/code] [code]Shadow Complex (unknown reason) Killzone 2 (stopped due to frustration) Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena (stopped due to game crippling bug) Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X (unknown reason) Fracture (stopped due to frustration) WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2009 (Deleted due to WWE Copyright claim) Legends of Wrestlemania (Deleted due to WWE Copyright claim) Skate 2 (stopped due to sharp learning curve) GTA 4: The Lost and Damned (Copyright strike from Rockstar games) Resident Evil 5 DLC (Mercenaries) (stopped on the final mission) Godfather II (stopped due to YouTube nudity complaints) Splinter Cell: Conviction (stopped due to a FALSE Copyright claim by a person who claimed to be Ubisoft, Steve Jones) Deathspank (Lost interest) Amy (stopped due to frustration, due to the game's crippling gameplay flaws) SSX (stopped due to frustration) Marvel Super Heroes: War of the Gems (stopped due to difficulty) Ninja Gaiden 1 (NES) (stopped due to frustration) Megaman X3 (stopped due to frustration) Megaman X6 (stopped due to frustration) Prize Fighter (stopped due to frustration/unable to defeat the final boxer, Nuke The Duke, regardless of tactics and skills) Exmortis 2 (stopped due to frustration) SCP: Containment Breach (stopped due to frustration) Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two (stopped due to frustration and boredom) Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault (stopped due to frustration) Crysis 3 (unknown reason) Defiance (stopped due to frustration) Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu (stopped due to frustration at the final stage) Corpse Killer (stopped due to terrible gameplay) ZombiU (stopped due to frustration, stating the gameplay is very horrible) Dante's Inferno (Removed due to the playthrough being flagged for nudity) [/code] Remember, [I]AHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK! YOU SEE THAT? LOOK, I'M PRESSING THE BUTTONS AND HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING! My GOD, what a bugged game. Fuck you, Hideo Kojima. [/I]

I find it hard to die to the Asylum Demon... [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] Ok this guy is just annoying as fuck

I hate you as a person, but that was an amazing impersonation.

[QUOTE=Water-Marine;40750090]I hate you as a person, but that was an amazing impersonation.[/QUOTE] thanks i love you too

how do you not kill the first boss in dark souls

DSP is such an obnoxious tool, I can't believe such an annoying person recording his screen with a camera and constantly blaming games for his mistakes actually has a fanbase and makes a living off of it. He honestly reminds me of a 12 year old child.

I feel like he only watched AVGN and thought that dying constantly in a game = game is bad = talking about game is funny [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] Okay yeah I just saw 15:17 this guy does not know how to do jokes.

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;40750198]I feel like he only watched AVGN and thought that dying constantly in a game = game is bad = talking about game is funny [editline]23rd May 2013[/editline] Okay yeah I just saw 15:17 this guy does not know how to do jokes.[/QUOTE] I thought DSP was around 18-20 years old, due to his arrogance and constant spergy virgin-lust over females when he does his playthroughs. Then I saw a video of him where he was talking about not wanting to get a job for retarded fucking reasons and saw he was a downs syndrome looking doughy balding middle aged white permavirgin and everything was explained

I hardly watch playthroughs anymore, but I'm pretty certain the dude has gotten more and more annoying as his youtube career has progressed and I think he's paying for it with lower views. I raged so hard when he was stuck playing through Black Mesa. He didn't understand the concept of crouch jumping. How do you fuck up that hard? Why can't every playthrough be like his Heavy Rain or Dead Space 1 videos? Those were gold.

I'm fairly certain he's just pretending to be horrible at it. He probably did a playthrough or two and people told him how terrible he was, and maybe he got a lot of views, so he decided to pretend to be terrible. I mean there's no way he can be [B]THIS BAD[/B]

Just watched one of his videos, and any time a female comes up he goes full sperg. It goes on for hours until there are no more boobs to see, at which point he goes back to blaming the game.

I haven't played Dark souls but from what i understand it's a very unforgiving game. and DPS is just the COD type of player. I've heard it is very hard but only if you don't pay attention. I'm sure even someone as bad as ME could have done better

Half the appeal to DSP is the ridiculous rants and rages he goes off on, and the fact he sucks at games is just hilarious sometimes.

I wonder how long in pre-edit time it took him to realize the shield wasn't cosmetic.

DSP is literally incapable of blaming himself for anything that happens in the games he plays. It's always the game's fault, or the developers, or the console or TV.

When he had his talisman out and tried to block and instead casted heal "This game is just too complicated man" I hate to be all elitist "filthy casuals" but this is part of the reason why RPG's are being dumbed down year after year. Switching weapons on your offhand is deemed as "too complicated" by the guy who plays games for a living, as sad as that fact may be.

[QUOTE=minilandstan;40751396]I'm fairly certain he's just pretending to be horrible at it. He probably did a playthrough or two and people told him how terrible he was, and maybe he got a lot of views, so he decided to pretend to be terrible. I mean there's no way he can be [B]THIS BAD[/B][/QUOTE] he decided to not have a real job over his channel. that alone is at least really dumb. plus it doesn't even feel he's faking it, he plays stupid too well. Hell, he even blamed black mesas duck jump on it being a "Bugged game". You'd be amazed how how stupid stupid can be.

At first I thought "This guy can't be serious... it has to be an act to get views. Genius really." But then I saw his response video to the "How NOT to play MGS" videos. He is dead serious.

Personally, I don't think it's an act. His Dark Souls playthrough "rules" actually evolved while he played the game. The first half was a "blind run" (despite him doing the drake sword trick with the bow and arrows from under the bridge), then the second half he conceded and started using guides. On his Return to Dark Souls series (part 2 of the montage above) he just straight up quits trying bosses and summons as many people as he can.

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40750231]I thought DSP was around 18-20 years old, due to his arrogance and constant spergy virgin-lust over females when he does his playthroughs. Then I saw a video of him where he was talking about not wanting to get a job for retarded fucking reasons and saw he was a downs syndrome looking doughy balding middle aged white permavirgin and everything was explained[/QUOTE] He probably didn't want to get a job because they're so fucking broken that it's funny. I mean, have you SEEN all the fucking work you have to do just to get your fucking paycheck? It's fucking ridiculous!

I think he is the only guy left on earth who records the TV screen with a camera. Such a dumbass.

[QUOTE=0FucksGiven;40750231]I thought DSP was around 18-20 years old, due to his arrogance and constant spergy virgin-lust over females when he does his playthroughs. Then I saw a video of him where he was talking about not wanting to get a job for retarded fucking reasons and saw he was a downs syndrome looking doughy balding middle aged white permavirgin and everything was explained[/QUOTE] [img]http://images.wikia.com/youtube/images/0/07/DarkSydePhil.png[/img] Ugguuhhghhg

omg he has the drake sword. That's like the worst sword in the game (every weapon scales and the drake sword never scales making it useless very quickly.

he always goes to fighting game tournaments, but he's absolutely awful look up some of his SF videos. he gets his ass kicked and blames either a) the connection or b)the fact that the other player is a "no life kid."

He should start playing Ipad and Mobile games. Maybe then he'll find something that caters to his demographic [sp]casuals[/sp]

Oh god this guy I'm so happy he's playing dark souls

I'll admit that on my first playthrough I ran into the graveyard thinking that was the right way to go, but it only took 2 instant deaths to tell me that I was going the wrong way. But this guy. . . wow.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;40758859]omg he has the drake sword. That's like the worst sword in the game (every weapon scales and the drake sword never scales making it useless very quickly.[/QUOTE] the drake sword is a pretty damn effective dps weapon, up until sl 20+ or at least after the depths. by the fact DSP got that sword means he's reading a guide because getting that sword isn't obvious at all. he's reading a guide, holy fucking shit. he doesn't even know how to target, good god damn.

[QUOTE=Big Bang;40759575]the drake sword is a pretty damn effective dps weapon, up until sl 20+ or at least after the depths. by the fact DSP got that sword means he's reading a guide because getting that sword isn't obvious at all. he's reading a guide, holy fucking shit. he doesn't even know how to target, good god damn.[/QUOTE] He doesn't know how to use his shield apparently as well

[QUOTE=meppers;40759454]Oh god this guy I'm so happy he's playing dark souls[/QUOTE] He finished the game already, when he "returns to Dark Souls" he basically uses phantoms to get through, till he is overleveled and over geared and "poises" through everything.