• Okay, so The Christian Furry Fellowship is a thing.
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[url]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/monastery/fred.html[/url] What is this i don't even
I have lost hope in humanity.
Wait.. Chapel hours..
it just seems like a bunch of christians who just happen to be furries, i don't see them believing jesus was a fox or anything
and he said unto his furfollowers, yiff amongst yourselves, be merry, and reproduce
[QUOTE=TCB;41555976]it just seems like a bunch of christians who just happen to be furries, i don't see them believing jesus was a fox or anything[/QUOTE] I just wanted to share this with FP and see what you guys' opinion on it was. It's not exactly a common thing. Or it isn't to me.
That page is so 90's it hurts.
The name virtualhermit.com alone is a warning.
[url]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/fsfs/[/url] I thought group sex was a nono according to the bible or whatever
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41556673][url]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/fsfs/[/url] I thought group sex was a nono according to the bible or whatever[/QUOTE]OT condones polygamy iirc.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41556673][url]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/fsfs/[/url] I thought group sex was a nono according to the bible or whatever[/QUOTE] It's a reading of the bible with 4 different characters. I don't think it's supposed to mean anything sexual. It still makes me feel really uncomfortable
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41556673][url]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/fsfs/[/url] I thought group sex was a nono according to the bible or whatever[/QUOTE] I'm not even an active believer, it's just that my mother is jewish so I have a long line of heritage connecting me to it [quote]Rabbi Yakob Coon Born an unusually intelligent raccoon cub in Brooklyn, New York, Yakob Coon was raised by a jewish human family. having always found joy in worshipping God, Yakob sought to do so for a living. He studied at the 47 1/2th street synagogue and was there lisenced and ordained. It was years later that having been forbidden to read Isaiah 53 and Psalm 22, [b]the rabbi sought to know why. His investigation brought him to St. Fred's, where he accepted Jesus as his savior and messiah.[/b] [/quote] This shit just makes my blood [I]boil.[/I]
the page looks like it was designed by a 10 year old.
[QUOTE]Q: Who is St. Fred? A: Reverend Fred Rogers, a Presbyterian minister in Pittsburgh, and a saint well known for his ability to teach children. Most of us grew up on his teachings. You may have seen him on PBS. He was the host of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.[/QUOTE] Their church is named after Mr. Rogers?
[QUOTE=Lebowski;41557098]I'm not even an active believer, it's just that my mother is jewish so I have a long line of heritage connecting me to it This shit just makes my blood [I]boil.[/I][/QUOTE] How is he still a Rabbi if he converted to Christianity? I'm not too knowledgable on religion, but isn't that kind of not allowed?
EXTERMINATVS!
[QUOTE=Texas_Ranger;41557242]How is he still a Rabbi if he converted to Christianity? I'm not too knowledgable on religion, but isn't that kind of not allowed?[/QUOTE] There's a small sect of believers who call themselves Jews for Jesus, but one of the main aspects of Jewish belief is that while Jesus was a good man, and he did good things; he was not the son of God, an angel, saint or what have you, he was not the first coming which they still believe is ahead of us. So yeah, you're kinda not really Jewish if you're finding salvation in the "lord's son" because the Jews don't see him as the son of God.
Oh boy Christians and furries at the same time The internet is going to have a reasonable and proportionate reaction to this for sure
Suicide jokes in a christian furry comic, now I have seen it all. [img]http://www.virtualhermit.net/~ottercomics/monastery/archive/om182.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Lebowski;41557098] This shit just makes my blood [I]boil.[/I][/QUOTE] Made me hold my sides laughing.. Not sure why it makes you angry.
[QUOTE]Welcome to St. Fred's Cathedral, the homeplace of the Christian Furry Fellowship [B]3[/B].[/QUOTE] [I]there's at least two more[/I]
someone insulted furries on their board. This is the owner's response [quote]To the "anonymous" poster who wrote about "furry sickness": Let's go over some facts. I am pastor of a wonderful church. Membership and attendance are both growing. The people here are good, kind, Christians who love God and their neighbors and have no tolerance for hatred nor heresy. We've seen a number of people come to a saving knowledge of Christ, which is the test of any ministry. If this church has not been approved and blessed by God, I'll eat my whiskers. I am the owner of a radio station which is growing in popularity and currently features 119 independent artists. I am also a minor celebrity in the webcomics industry. I am a straight-A student at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh Online who is looking at graduating with a perfect 4.0, perhaps even as valedictorian. I have a ladyfriend with whom I have a loving relationship and zero fornication, unlike a few other people I could name. I don't make a lot of money, but I do honest work. I live in my own apartment where I take care of myself, doing my own shopping, cooking, cleaning, etc. In January, I undertook the Otter Day Eve Endurance Challenge and won. I have hanging on my bedroom door a white scarf to prove that I am an overcomer. In short, I see no evidence of any "furry disease". As for the certain someone you say I turned my back on, no, I didn't. He turned his back on himself. He is living in an unhealthy, abusive situation where he cannot flourish and is unable to begin the work to which God has called him. You and I both know that we are not talking overprotective parents. We're talking illegal actions. He has said many times that he is going to move out of that situation. I afforded him every help I could. Every time, he balks. When he was going to come out here to live with me, YOU caused him to balk. For years I put up with listening to him complain about his situation for hours at a time while I put everything on hold to listen. Because he has made the decision to stay in an abusive home, that situation is now self-inflicted. We are still friends and we talk often, but sympathy is no longer there. I won't help a man who refuses to help himself. Going back to the disease, you are the one who has a problem. You hate part of God's family without reason and you condone illegal abuse. Ssssomebody, you are the one with the disease, not me. To quote Kurrel the Raven, "If you need to put a wierdo down to feel bigger, you're a sad sort of person and sicker than Doug Winger."[/quote] I read this in Jason Bright's voice
I think the history is going to repeat once again. Remember last year, when we ridicule some phony predictions by some nutjob and he registered to our forums?
Jesus mother-yiffing Christ, I'm terrified.
I wonder if these guys get on homosexuals for being "sexual deviants". [editline]23rd July 2013[/editline] Harass, not "get on", poor choice of words.
repent, sinner, or yiff in hell
Now I've seen everything. Fuck it all.
"Then God blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and multiply. Yiff the earth and govern it. Yiff over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, and yiff all the animals that scurry along the ground."
The tine amount of artwork they have in the Gallery is just horrible. At least the "Christian Furry Fellowship" doesn't seem to be catching on, considering there is three members.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41559848]someone insulted furries on their board. This is the owner's response I read this in Jason Bright's voice[/QUOTE] Hey, even Jason Bright was more coherent and reasonable than this guy. Jason Bright atleast had [i]actual[/i] members in his cult.
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