[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14572284[/URL]
[quote]
Ecstasy is known to kill some cancer cells, but scientists have increased its effectiveness 100-fold, they said in Investigational New Drugs journal.
[/quote]
But...
[quote]
However, doctors are not going to start prescribing modified ecstasy to cancer patients in the near future.
The research has been demonstrated only in samples in a test tube. Animals studies and clinical trials would be needed before prescribing a drug could be considered.
[/quote]
Awesome.
Deploying lengthy ethical discussion on the power of drugs in five... four... three... two... one!
[QUOTE=Wormy;31826238]magic drugs.[/QUOTE]
First they make you fly, and now they fight cancer.
Fuck yeah.
it's better than getting chemo
you can't rave after chemo
[QUOTE=Cone;31826211]the power of drugs[/QUOTE]
...is a curious thing, make a-one man weep, make another man sing, change a hawk, to a little white dove, more than a feeling, THAT'S THE POWER OF DRUGS.
*synth solo*
IT'S STRONG AND IT'S SUDDEN AND IT'S CRUEL SOMETIMES, BUT IT MIGHT JUST SAAAAAVE YOUR LIIIIIIIFE
THAT'S THE POWER OF DRUGS.
...sorry.
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;31826274]it's better than getting chemo
you can't rave after chemo[/QUOTE]
Party hard while fighting cancer.
Just remember to drink plenty of water.
[QUOTE=Van-man;31826351]Party hard while fighting cancer.
Just remember to drink plenty of water.[/QUOTE]
Supposedly, you need to drink about 90% percent of water than's healthy, anyway. 8 cups is far too much.
So, we're on drugs, fighting cancer, and getting the water we need every day? Holy shit, ecstasy's awesome!
THIS JUST IN: If you have any other cancer than melanoma or blood cancer then you're fucked, get chemo.
"this cancer.... it feells soooo goodd"
[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;31826568]THIS JUST IN: If you have any other cancer than melanoma or blood cancer then you're fucked, get chemo.[/QUOTE]
It's still quite a breakthrough. Combined with this and the new cell we've discovered that allows cancer to spread that we can neutralize, we may be on our way to stopping cancer once and for all.
Now you can rave and fight cancer at the same time.
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;31826274]it's better than getting chemo
you can't rave after chemo[/QUOTE]
but you can get baked after chemo
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
