It seems like the craziest shit happens on Graham Norton
peta gon be mad
"I didn't realize I had any ice in there."
Oh god he's going to die or something. Aren't flies one of the nastiest, dirtiest pests?
Guess he'll have to swallow a spider, now.
Then a cat.
Then a dog.
Etc...
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;41139913]"I didn't realize I had any ice in there."
Oh god he's going to die or something. Aren't flies one of the nastiest, dirtiest pests?[/QUOTE]
Worst that'd happen is he'd get a stomach bug
Fantastic guests he had.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;41139913]"I didn't realize I had any ice in there."
Oh god he's going to die or something. Aren't flies one of the nastiest, dirtiest pests?[/QUOTE]
Luckily most human beings have immune systems so I don't think he'll die.
That happened to me once. Never again.
Common house flies today (unless you live somewhere rural with lots of cow shit etc) are quite clean. Worst they probably got into is the compost heap, which comparatively isn't really that bad.
Did she fart at 1:47?
wow BBC is a lot better than the television over here
[QUOTE=Ralle;41140424]Did she fart at 1:47?[/QUOTE]
I think he spat
A fly flew into my mouth once. There's a big wild world to soar around in and this fly goes straight for my mouth. Bugs are confusing creatures.
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;41140461]wow BBC is a lot better than the television over here[/QUOTE]
This show really is great. The guests usually contrast a lot, but they nearly always fire off of each other. Cool dynamic to it.
CSI fly
[QUOTE=LittleFenrir;41140618]A fly flew into my mouth once. There's a big wild world to soar around in and this fly goes straight for my mouth. Bugs are confusing creatures.[/QUOTE]
Flies like to suck moisture off of things
haha, I watched this last night live.
I go on my bike to college everyday, and as a result I've tasted the odd fly every once in a while. Some of them go up your nose and then you end up spitting them out of your mouth 'cause they've done the whole trip.
When I ran track in high school, one time we were doing quarter-mile sprints in sets of 5 around the track for a workout. They'd just put some new fertilizer crap on the field in the center of the track, which I guess attracted tons of flies.
Anyway, when we finish me and my buddy head back to the locker room and he looks at my chest. Dozens of little black dots, dead flies, slaughtered by my bare chest barreling around the track at speed. Overall, pretty disgusting, and it's happened loads of times during workouts, but because of the fertilizer, there was a gag-worthy amount..
The way he said "Did you just drink the fly?" got me in stitches.
[QUOTE=Memobot;41140677]This show really is great. The guests usually contrast a lot, but they nearly always fire off of each other. Cool dynamic to it.[/QUOTE]
And then Katy Perry goes on the show and have no idea on British humour
[t]http://www.electricflyswatter.net/flyswatter.jpg[/t]
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME MOTHER FUCKER
ELECTRIC FLY SWATTER
FUCKING BRING IT FLIES
That's a pretty regular-sized fly.
I actually killed a fly earlier today by flicking it with a towel.
It smooshed all over the ceiling. It's okay though because I wiped it off with a tissue.
A fly once flew into my eye and the crushing powers of my eye lid killed it :v:
[QUOTE=J!NX;41141471][t]http://www.electricflyswatter.net/flyswatter.jpg[/t]
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME MOTHER FUCKER
ELECTRIC FLY SWATTER
FUCKING BRING IT FLIES[/QUOTE]
All you'd have to do to make that is get a tennis racket, some wire, and a couple of batteries.
[QUOTE=Usernameztaken;41147426]All you'd have to do to make that is get a tennis racket, some wire, and a couple of batteries.[/QUOTE]
or go to walmart
[QUOTE=J!NX;41141471][t]http://www.electricflyswatter.net/flyswatter.jpg[/t]
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME MOTHER FUCKER
ELECTRIC FLY SWATTER
FUCKING BRING IT FLIES[/QUOTE]
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