The siri voice makes it better
The only reason why people get iPad's is the appstore, windows market isnt just there yet but hey its coming through
[QUOTE=boshuajackman;41172277]Lately everyone has been ripping Apple to shreds.[/QUOTE]
They've been doing a lot of dumb things lately. Such as the new really minimalistic iOS, and the [U]Mac Pro[/U] that resembles an office trash can.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;41172355]They've been doing a lot of dumb things lately. Such as the new really minimalistic iOS, [B]and the PowerPC that resembles an office trash can.[/B][/QUOTE]
what lol
powerPC is an architecture which isn't used by and hasn't been used by apple in almost 10 years
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;41172716]what lol
powerPC is an architecture which isn't used by and hasn't been used by apple in almost 10 years[/QUOTE]
That's the joke.
Was a pretty bad joke
[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;41172716]what lol
powerPC is an architecture which isn't used by and hasn't been used by apple in almost 10 years[/QUOTE]
Oh. I didn't remember what the trash canputer was being used for, so PowerPC came to mind.
[QUOTE=l337k1ll4;41173268]That's the joke.[/QUOTE]
masking technical inaccuracy as a joke is a joke in itself
My brain hurts
Those Ads are so unfair, I love my iPad you piece of shit.
[QUOTE=Zeb Brown;41174842]Those Ads are so unfair, I love my iPad you piece of shit.[/QUOTE]
You have to give it to them; it's factual.
I own a couple of ipads and a Surface Pro, I do enjoy the Surface Pro alot more cause it's literally caring a windows computer around. But when it comes to just wanting something to keep myself busy such as browsing the web,checking mail, or playing games on the appstore the Ipad does the trick.
With The Surface/Pro it's a bit more clunkier to do those pimplier things, Not saying you can't at all but it's easier in my own opinion to do such, And with the windows market still forming together it's holding it back. Anyway, I use the surface pro for all my meetings and events. Works wonderfully.
I do enjoy my iphone, not separating from that though.
Better than this shit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KPQNP1Z1s[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19vR1GldRI[/media]
They have some good people on their advertising team, they're just fucking terrible at actually advertising. What the hell does upbeat music and dancing have to do with your product? How does "haha look at all these morons fight each other over their preferred phone brand" sell your product?
The new commercials at least demonstrate the product and bring the same kind of humor in the Windows Phone commercial. But man, they didn't just step off on the wrong foot for both the Surface and Windows Phone, they broke their fucking ankle on the first step.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;41172355]They've been doing a lot of dumb things lately. Such as the new really minimalistic iOS, and the PowerPC that resembles an office trash can.[/QUOTE]
wow that title's pretty accurate isn't it
Ahaha, the Siri voice is such an [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif[/IMG]
I'm guessing the software that actually generates the Siri voice isn't Apple's, then?
Also I'd call these dick moves but after years and years of Apple doing the same shit...
[QUOTE=Shugo;41175920]Ahaha, the Siri voice is such an [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif[/IMG]
I'm guessing the software that actually generates the Siri voice isn't Apple's, then?
Also I'd call these dick moves but after years and years of Apple doing the same shit...[/QUOTE]
They could also make Siri read off texts that say that stuff.
[QUOTE=Shugo;41175920]Ahaha, the Siri voice is such an [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif[/IMG]
I'm guessing the software that actually generates the Siri voice isn't Apple's, then?
Also I'd call these dick moves but after years and years of Apple doing the same shit...[/QUOTE]
Well I don't blame them honestly, they had the best stuff for a while now that all the others have caught up they have to start doing things again.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;41175732]The new commercials at least demonstrate the product and bring the same kind of humor in the Windows Phone commercial. But man, they didn't just step off on the wrong foot for both the Surface and Windows Phone, they broke their fucking ankle on the first step.[/QUOTE]
The exact same shit they did with the Xbox One, too, where they shot themselves in the foot at and after the reveal - repeatedly. Microsoft has really got some idiotic people in charge of these things lately, don't they?
[QUOTE=Shugo;41175920]Ahaha, the Siri voice is such an [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iceburn.gif[/IMG]
I'm guessing the software that actually generates the Siri voice isn't Apple's, then?
Also I'd call these dick moves but after years and years of Apple doing the same shit...[/QUOTE]
It's probably a voice from an unknown Text-To-Speech program which Apple pays a licence for, its like Microsoft's Tellme on Windows Phone, its voice is also available for a licence
[QUOTE=Protocol7;41175732]Better than this shit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19vR1GldRI[/media]
[/QUOTE]
I like that video though :'(
[editline]25th June 2013[/editline]
I like over the top fighting tbh.
I actually laughed, gj MS
What I like about this advert is that it simultaneously presents the product's advantages over its competitors whilst at the same time being entertaining. A lot of competitive ads tend to just be 'OTHER PRODUCTS SUCK, BUY OURS!' But what about Blast Processing?
It'd be hilarious if Apple bitched about these.
[QUOTE=Reds;41178393]It'd be hilarious if Apple bitched about these.[/QUOTE]
They wouldn't, they took the piss out of the PC with those Mac vs PC ad's to really complain
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;41178411]They wouldn't, they took the piss out of the PC with those Mac vs PC ad's to really complain[/QUOTE]
I know, that's what'd make it hilarious. The Mac vs PC ads, and then them getting indignant at the same directed at them would be great.
I got a galaxy tab. Way better than windows 8.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;41175732]Better than this shit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2KPQNP1Z1s[/media]
[/QUOTE]
Exactly how you do business.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;41175732]Better than this shit:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19vR1GldRI[/media]
They have some good people on their advertising team, they're just fucking terrible at actually advertising. What the hell does upbeat music and dancing have to do with your product? How does "haha look at all these morons fight each other over their preferred phone brand" sell your product?
The new commercials at least demonstrate the product and bring the same kind of humor in the Windows Phone commercial. But man, they didn't just step off on the wrong foot for both the Surface and Windows Phone, they broke their fucking ankle on the first step.[/QUOTE]
That guy with the Apple tattoo hahahaha
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