So, for a few hours or so, theres this guy walking around my town.
Hes like 6'7, really muscular, in a camo outfit, black boots, a really thick beard, and a beekeepers hat.
Hes carrying a big silver case and walks aimlessly.
Should I be worried, or am I just being paranoid?
P.S I live in a notable small town.
Uh.. Do you by any chance have a mental assylum in your town?
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18627712]So, for a few hours or so, theres this guy walking around my town.
Hes like 6'7, really muscular, in a camo outfit, black boots, a really thick beard, and a beekeepers hat.
Hes carrying a big silver case and walks aimlessly.
Should I be worried, or am I just being paranoid?
P.S I live in a notable small town.[/QUOTE]
You should kill him before he kill the entire town
I see no problem, let him in your house.
Go talk to him.
His name is jesus. go up to him, tell him the code word "god is great" and he will take you to his house. from there, he will take some sugar from the silver case, he will give you some sugar,but for gods sake don't eat the sugar.
take the sugar, and put it under your pillow, the longer the sugar is there, the more gold it will turn into.
I'm kinda sad jesus isn't in my town.
He sounds very legit judging from that description.
Let him in, he might be nice.
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[QUOTE=Xaphania;18627769]His name is jesus. go up to him, tell him the code word "god is great" and he will take you to his house. from there, he will give you some sugar, don't eat the sugar.
take the sugar, and put it under your pillow, the longer the sugar is there, the more gold it will turn into.
I'm kinda sad jesus isn't in my town.[/QUOTE]
And this
I guess he's checking out if your town is good for his governments evil nuclear bombing tests.
He seems legit, go fuck him.
Don't feed him after 12 and... You know the rest
I [B]really[/B] expected this to be about Slender Man.
1) 911
2) fight the bastard
3) (UK only) fight the basterd
4) mimic him
That's my Dad.
He's fine once you get to know him.
Give him a dollar to go away. If he refuses break his kneecaps and throw him in the ditch.
He is probably no threat, but if he approaches you, scream "STRANGER DANGER" and run to the nearest police station. Well, if you're a kid. If not, ask what he wants, and when he is done, just say no.
You know whats in that silver case?
Nuclear Launch codes.
See, Obama instituted a new safety procedure involving crazy looking people to go around the country holding cases full of launch codes.
Hey, I have a creepy guy who yells in East Indian to himself, and I always wake up from him passing by my house! He's my insane alarm clock! This guy like walks all over my town, it's all he does all day long...
He dresses like he's homeless, but isn't either. He stops yelling when someone is near. :v:
You probably have nothing to fear.
there is this weird guy in the city I live in. He has boots and a trenchcoat and a bike, but he never rides the bike. He runs and hold the bike next to him. Almost everyone knows who it is and there is an uproar when someone has seen him ride the bike
Dude, I'm not weird, you just don't know me
He sounds awesome why would you be worried?
Take him out, quickly and silently.
That is nothing compared to "the naughty boy" of my local town.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKCzzY7Z_PM[/media]
first time I saw him I was about 8 and I am now 18 and still see him around.
im sure he was singing the same song back then too :3
Go say hi to him, maybe he just wants to have a friend.
tell him you want to go into stasis
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18627712]So, for a few hours or so, theres this guy walking around my town.
Hes like 6'7, really muscular, in a camo outfit, black boots, a really thick beard, and a beekeepers hat.
Hes carrying a big silver case and walks aimlessly.
Should I be worried, or am I just being paranoid?
P.S I live in a notable small town.[/QUOTE]
I told my mom to stay away from Louis's peelz...
He's probably carrying a suitcase nuke. You'd best leave town now if you want to live.
Speak to him then.
IRL troll maybe?
Gman?
Get a video camera. Tape it to your head and set it to record. Then approach him. Have 911 on speed dial just in case.
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