[video=youtube;NCFctljwKV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCFctljwKV8[/video]
I may have laughed a bit too much.
Holy shit
I wish somebody fart martyred for me when I accidentally made a very convincing fart noise with my hands during a silent moment of lecture.
My inside body gas is now your outside breathing gas
That ending.
"All oxygen in this room has been tainted by my anus"
I'm so going to use that whenever I fart now.
'all oxygen in this room has been tainted by my anus' and 'my inside body gas is now your outside breathing gas' made me laugh way too much
Fartyr
I thought this was gonna be a Farmatyr joke
Ever have someone do that for you without meaning to?
In like, 7th or 8th grade I accidentally let loose in Language Arts, right off the seat and loud enough to echo throughout the room, and somehow... SOMEHOW... the girl behind me got pinned for it. I still don't know what about it convinced the room at large that it was her, and it wasn't like she was fat or unattractive or anything, if memory serves. To this day an old friend of mine describes the look on her face at that moment with a tear in his eyes. Maybe the look was what convinced people, I couldn't say for sure.
Oh man reminds me of an exam way back, It was dead silent and I just busted the loudest fucking fart ever....instinct took over and I turned around with a shocked face looking at the guy behind me. My tactic worked and everyone looked at the poor guy with angry faces.....
he never talked to me again
I remember one time during a test that one dude finished really early, but we couldn't leave, so he slept at his desk and was rudely awoken by an very loud fart. From his own ass.
The moment it got letterboxed, shit got real. The best part was when his face faded out to white with that mystical singing sounding in the background.
[QUOTE=Strontboer;45168641]Oh man reminds me of an exam way back, It was dead silent and I just busted the loudest fucking fart ever....instinct took over and I turned around with a shocked face looking at the guy behind me. My tactic worked and everyone looked at the poor guy with angry faces.....
he never talked to me again[/QUOTE]
Well played , this is zing worthy
[QUOTE=Strontboer;45168641]Oh man reminds me of an exam way back, It was dead silent and I just busted the loudest fucking fart ever....instinct took over and I turned around with a shocked face looking at the guy behind me. My tactic worked and everyone looked at the poor guy with angry faces.....
he never talked to me again[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Protocol7;45169221]I remember one time during a test that one dude finished really early, but we couldn't leave, so he slept at his desk and was rudely awoken by an very loud fart. From his own ass.[/QUOTE]
Oh god that happened to me once.
I always get an uncontrollable urge to fart during exams.
Don't know why,I rarely ever fart at school but come the time for exams and bam farts everywhere.
Good thing I am a master of silent farts
I am calling farts food ghosts for now on
I'm afraid of attempting a silent fart because it might be high pressure and make a whistling noise or it will stink like the inside of my arse and choke everyone.
my group of friends kept making dares for each other to fart during exams
went so far as to fart when a teacher came nearby
It's more fun to know exactly who farted and then blame it on someone else
Joseph McFarthy
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