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[quote]A Colombian who is just over 2ft tall has been officially recognised as the world's shortest living man by the Guinness World Records.
Edward Nino Hernandez, measuring 27in (70cm), is slightly taller than a piece of carry-on luggage and weighs 22lb (10kg).
"He hasn't grown since he was two years old," his mother Noemi Hernandez said.
The previous titleholder was China's He Pingping, who was 1.5in (4cm) taller than the Colombian and died on March 13.
In a recent interview, 24-year-old Nino said about his height: "I feel happy because I'm unique," but added "it bothers me that people are (always) touching me and picking me up".
According to Ms Hernandez, doctors could not explain why her son is so small. "They never gave us a diagnosis," she said.
Nino comes from Bosa, a mostly poor district of southern Bogota, and loves to dance, dreams of owning a car and wants to see the world.
The record holder also said he has an 18-year-old girlfriend called Fanny, who is less than 5ft tall.
But Nino does have his problems - he suffers from cataracts in both of his eyes that blur his vision and require surgery.
His mother said: "He doesn't see well. He isn't able to read".
Nino also had to repeat several years of school before dropping out.
The world's shortest man has earned some cash dancing at department stores and is now acting in a film in which he plays a pint-sized drug thug.
But the Guinness World Records believe Nino's reign is not likely to last long.
Khagendra Thapa Magar from Nepal, the world's shortest teenager, measures about 22in (56cm) and turns 18 on October 14.[/quote]
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My dicks bigger than him.
Does he represent the Lollipop Guild?
He looks like a pimp.
My Dick's smaller than him.
I want him to live with me. I will call him mini-me.
If only I was columbian. :sigh:
He looks like a monkey in a suit
Holy shit dude, there are people with longer dicks than his height.
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24640310]Holy shit dude, there are people with longer dicks than his height.[/QUOTE]:downs:
[QUOTE=Brain scorcher;24640310]Holy shit dude, there are people with longer dicks than his height.[/QUOTE]
27+ inch dicks?
Mini-me.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;24640393]27+ inch dicks?[/QUOTE]
I thought that was normal?
:smug:
[quote]"it bothers me that people are (always) touching me and picking me up".[/quote]
What kind of a fuckface would do that?
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;24640393]27+ inch dicks?[/QUOTE]Ask HQRSE
I remember, one of the surviving munchkins from the original Wizard of Oz did an interview at the academy a while back.
He said during the after party all of the midgets would run through the crowd and look up all the women's skirts.
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Oh, and he actually WAS one of the representatives of the lollipop guild.
[QUOTE=The mouse;24640602]Ask HQRSE[/QUOTE]
Or PQNY.
I bet when he was born all you saw was a little seed.
That photo makes him look like a G.
Meet the new agent of MIB, Agent CM
dang, china has everything now.
He looks like a bodyguard, but a bad one at that.
What's the point of someone guarding your shins?
[QUOTE=The mouse;24640602]Ask HQRSE[/QUOTE]
or shut the fuck up and stop giving a troll attention
How did he survive as sperm
RIP Pingping
Wait, so when He PingPing died suddenly this guy appeared already in adulthood?
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24640508]What kind of a fuckface would do that?[/QUOTE]
Would you pass up an opportunity to pick up the world's shortest man?
I didn't think so.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;24646933]Would you pass up an opportunity to pick up the world's shortest man?
I didn't think so.[/QUOTE]
I'd see how far I could underhand the lil' bastard
They should find the world's shortest woman and force them to breed, and then find the world's second shortest man and woman and force them to breed, and then watch as a gnome master race dominates the world.
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