Share your stoner moments.

[Number7Reds]

Anyone have any high moments of forgetfulness, general unawareness, funny things said, or just times of complete ridiculousness, feel free to share them with me.

Mine -

I was getting high before school with the usual people like I usually do, because my first class is art, and I'm very creative when I'm stoned. I lit up a smoke before school and stood in the smoke pit, but I underestimated the strength of the weed. I walked into my classroom with the smoke still lit and I'm taking drags like I was outside, and my teacher looks at me with a bewildered look.

Teacher:"Uhh, what the hell do you think you're doing???"

Me:"Hmm??"

Teacher: "You can't smoke in school... it's pretty much.. common sense... are you feeling okay today?"

Me: "OH SORRY I DIDN'T NOTICE!!! I uhh... I didn't get alot of sleep last night."

Teacher: "Ok put it out right now and try and remember next time Ok??"

Everyone started laughing at me 'cause they know I'm one of the stoner kids, and I'm sure the teacher had an idea what was going on too, but I was lucky enough to get a warning.

[MetalToast]

haha that's funny. I've never had anything like that happen to me :(

[cheeseman52]

Blazed with a few of my friends at lunch and got semi high. Had to take a test next period and I got an A on it somehow.

[frums]

Damn, that shit would get you expelled here. Your school sounds awesome.

[AxisofIdiocy]

"is this the weed that makes your teeth fall out"

-axis, 2009

[Number7Reds]

[QUOTE=frums;17854091]Damn, that shit would get you expelled here. Your school sounds awesome.[/QUOTE]

Not really, this particular teacher is always chill though.

[Xxero0]

I got high on Laughing Gas out of a whipped cream can once.. (Nitrous Oxide has a sweetish taste, and so it's used as a propellant).

I took one full hit, and held it for about 30 seconds. Usually I wait till I come down to take another one, but this time I was feeling like there was something to achieve. So I took another hit after a few breathes of air, and held IT for another 30 seconds. I have never felt greater dissassociation in my life. Everything was like a video game. I was numb, and couldnt feel reality... Everything slowed down till seconds seemed like minutes, and every second of sound echoed over itself about 1000 times. I got up to see if I could walk, and it was actually kinda hard. I felt like I was underwater and the air was solid, so I tried grabbing onto it to help me move lol. After a few steps I fell over, but was so numb I didnt even know I had started walking yet. Then I just laid there staring at the sky. I kept think we were like fish.... Basically, there is a 'barrier' between the ocean and the air, right? Well, looking at the sunset sky, I 'saw' the same barrier between air and space. After about 2 minutes I got up, looked my friend in the face, and said, "DUDE!! We are fucking FISH!!!"

lol xDDD
If Nitrous lasted longer, it'd be my favorite drug.
^_^

[PieHard92]

I've got a few I can remember

One time I was stoned with my friend and he was acting really silly, and he went into his kitchen and grabbed an apple and came out rubbing it against his head and I told him "forget the apple you've gone bananas!" and we both died laughing.

Another time I was baked with a couple of friends and we decided to play Halo, and when we got to the main screen we sat there for like 5 minutes clicking every button on the controllers wondering why nothing was happening until we saw they weren't even plugged in

Last night during a bong sesh I was asking questions that would be difficult while stoned like "what were you thinking about before I started this sentence?" and "what's the meaning of life?" and when I asked my friend to define time he said "the thing standing between me and my next bowl"

Also, the last time I did shrooms the group I was with wanted to watch pulp fiction, so we sat and watched and one of the people there started crying while Samuel L Jackson was doing his Ezekiel speech and we asked him what was wrong he asked "Why does Samuel L Jackson have to kill so many people?!" with tears in his eyes, holy shit, it put us into hysterics.

[Luke510]

[QUOTE=PieHard92;17857007]
Last night during a bong sesh I was asking questions that would be difficult while stoned like "what were you thinking about before I started this sentence?" and "what's the meaning of life?" and when I asked my friend to define time he said "the thing standing between me and my next bowl"
[/QUOTE]
I lol'd

[Alteir]

My dentist asks people this question when dosing laughing gas. "How high do you want to be?"

"Buzzed, semi-high, high, or Jerry Garcia."
You can obviously guess what I choose when I get the pleasure of coming face to face with that sweet sweet tank of gas.

[editline]01:04AM[/editline]

Nitrous is by far my favorite drug i've tried.

[HiddenMyst]

This girl at work was telling me about what she plans to do on the weekend and said "I'm gonna go to the beach and drink punch on Sunday" and I stared at her for about 30 seconds, completely silent (with the whole "thinking of something to say" look on my face), and after the long pause I reply with "cool" and keep working.

[frums]

[QUOTE=Xxero0;17855669]I got high on Laughing Gas out of a whipped cream can once.. (Nitrous Oxide has a sweetish taste, and so it's used as a propellant).

I took one full hit, and held it for about 30 seconds. Usually I wait till I come down to take another one, but this time I was feeling like there was something to achieve. So I took another hit after a few breathes of air, and held IT for another 30 seconds. I have never felt greater dissassociation in my life. Everything was like a video game. I was numb, and couldnt feel reality... Everything slowed down till seconds seemed like minutes, and every second of sound echoed over itself about 1000 times. I got up to see if I could walk, and it was actually kinda hard. I felt like I was underwater and the air was solid, so I tried grabbing onto it to help me move lol. After a few steps I fell over, but was so numb I didnt even know I had started walking yet. Then I just laid there staring at the sky. I kept think we were like fish.... Basically, there is a 'barrier' between the ocean and the air, right? Well, looking at the sunset sky, I 'saw' the same barrier between air and space. After about 2 minutes I got up, looked my friend in the face, and said, "DUDE!! We are fucking FISH!!!"

lol xDDD
If Nitrous lasted longer, it'd be my favorite drug.
^_^[/QUOTE]
Nitrous is trippy shit, especially if you're high. Instant full body numbing and pulsing sensation and a uniqe mind high.

[HiddenMyst]

Whenever I go out clubbing, there's this one car park that is always covered in used nangs. So I presume that a lot of people enjoy nitrous.

[Darkar]

best thread ever. i ll post this funny thing that happened last time I was baked.

I m with a friend of mine in his car listening to Tool so I m telling him about a Tool concert I went to were they had some weird headlights and lasers and stuff.So all of a sudden he stops me and asks "I m sorry what were we talking about?" I say "About Tool".And he says "Oh yeah...with the arrows.."

[waset8643]

I got so lit one time, I was stupid enough to drive. I almost wrecked my car, which is a '67 Mustang, and I could've died.

Buzzkill lol

[Darkar]

holy shit thats a fucking great car.

[firstblood]

Wrecked last night and this song came on the radio fucking epic listen to it wrecked trust me.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EXlD7pB2RA&feature=related[/media]

[Poltergeist Thr]

that's pretty sweet

[Qwerty?]

Years ago I was high in the lab and decided it would be a good idea to set fire to some hydrogen in a gas syringe. It wasn't a good idea

[Zeemlapje]

If you love Netsky you'll love this;

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svW2KL-9KQI[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuF6EwW3C8[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDkZWmK9C6g[/media]

Also, proper version of the one you posted. :q:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prlmQTooKiY[/media]

[MetalToast]

I remember one actually.
Me and some friends had smoked, and like 2 hours later i pulled my friends spoon out of my pocket :|

[B_oE_AN]

I once contemplated whether the sunlight reflecting off the moon could give me tanlines

[Luke510]

Here's a good one I remembered.
I lost my cellphone one day, was looking for it for months. One day I was really high and looking through stuff in the freezer, guess what was behind the corndogs? My frozen cellphone.

[Zeemlapje]

What the... Does it still work?

[StayBlazed420]

one time me and 4 friends were chillin in my buddies bedroom smokin some bowls until we ran outta weed

With our interestingly complexional intelligent minds we came up with a new game. It doesn't have a name but ill explain the rules. (note, we made the rules up as we went along :D)

First - Everyone has to try and grab a pillow. if you cant find one, then you're out of luck. The lights must be off, and every object you find on the ground must me whipped at another person in the room. (keep in mind this is a tiny bedroom in a small little house)

It was seriously the most INTENSE game of anything i've ever played. I was huddled in the corner with a blanket and pillow and i could literally FEEL CD's, movie cases, toys, remotes, and tons of other shit we could find SLAMMING against the wall right beside my head. We had this one CD case filled with maybe 100 cd's and it alone weighed like 6 pounds, and i remember throwing it really fuckin hard and it nailed my friend in the face.

At the end of the game - 1 hole and over 30 dents in the walls.

it was fun

[frums]

I lol'd.

[Number7Reds]

Stayblazed that's the best story I've ever heard.

[MetalToast]

lol just today at mcdonalds my friend tried to order a "small mcchicken and a double drink"
Hilarity came about.

[cmanatlan]

[QUOTE=waset8643;17859613]I got so lit one time, I was stupid enough to drive. I almost wrecked my car, which is a '67 Mustang, and I could've died.

Buzzkill lol[/QUOTE]

Amazing car. Wish I had the 67 instead of the 07

[editline]07:22PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=StayBlazed420;17866096]one time me and 4 friends were chillin in my buddies bedroom smokin some bowls until we ran outta weed

With our interestingly complexional intelligent minds we came up with a new game. It doesn't have a name but ill explain the rules. (note, we made the rules up as we went along :D)

First - Everyone has to try and grab a pillow. if you cant find one, then you're out of luck. The lights must be off, and every object you find on the ground must me whipped at another person in the room. (keep in mind this is a tiny bedroom in a small little house)

It was seriously the most INTENSE game of anything i've ever played. I was huddled in the corner with a blanket and pillow and i could literally FEEL CD's, movie cases, toys, remotes, and tons of other shit we could find SLAMMING against the wall right beside my head. We had this one CD case filled with maybe 100 cd's and it alone weighed like 6 pounds, and i remember throwing it really fuckin hard and it nailed my friend in the face.

At the end of the game - 1 hole and over 30 dents in the walls.

it was fun[/QUOTE]

I'm going to take all the objects like scissors and exacto knives out of the room and play this game.

[Comic Book Guy]

Umm.
One time me and my friends were smoking out of a gravity bong with [img]http://www.americaspartyrental.com/store/sc_images/products/288_large_image.jpg[/img]
and a big soda bottle thing and so after a couple bowls I was sitting in one of these old chairs he had and I was lmfao and fell backwards in the chair and kicked over the bong broke the leg on the chair and didnt even realize i fell over and I just put the leg back under and sat in a different one and my friend who lived there was telling me his dad sat down in it and fell over lololol