My New Years Countdown Experience

[marksman_sni]

:krad2:
So me and matt.camb (another facepunch user) decided to head out around 10:30 at night to town (we both decided to go on holiday in Chiang Mai in Thailand) after we played our final CS:S lan match for the night.
Well, we took a Tuk Tuk to town. We had to get out near the center of town because there was a ton of traffic and they blocked the road anyways directly in the center of town and where all the action was. As soon as we got out we went scouting for hotties and babes our age, particularly tourists because Asians aren't really our type. There were tons of hot tourist babes but most of 'em weren't our age. Most of the people were drunk before the fireworks anyways which was a good sign :D

We managed to spot some hot blondes who were around 15-17ish. They didn't take any notice of us though :'(
We continued on and practically journeyed through this mass of drunk people and then decided to go back because earlier we found a nice bar with a live band :bravo2: and the atmosphere was incredible because everybody was drunk and there were chicks dancing around, shakin' their asses :D

We also spotted like 5 blondies who were about 16 :D they seemed kidna clueless to what to do because they didn't have a seat, they weren't drinking and acting drunk, they went right in FRONT of the band and did some kinda motionless, unenthusiastic dance kinda movement. They didn't take notice of us either which was kinda unfamiliar because me and matt.camb are attractive (according to the girls in our school).

Well, remember me mentioning there were a bunch of hotties and they were all drunk and dancing around, shakin' their asses and money makers? Well, one of 'em was a god-damn Thai celebrity actress (without the paparazzi of course or she woulda been screwed by the looks of her bouncing titties the camera men woulda captured), she and her boyfriend who had a British/Aussie accent beckoned us over to join 'em.

Everything according to plan, drunk people usually pick up other people so that was what I was aiming for because 2 ain't really a group xD
So yeah, they buy us some beers and we get to know each other by introducing our names and nationality(I'm German and matt.camb was fakin' to be German).

The Thai guy with the Aussie accent and the uber hot actress girlfriend began talkin' to us in a drunkish manner about all sorts of stuff. He talked to us about "tapping" girls and that we needed condoms (Better Safe than Sorry Left 4 Dead quote). I kept looking at his girlfriend because she was fucking hot.
We also talked about Rammstein and their new single PUSSY.

Let's skip some of that boring stuff and fast forward to a 'lil later in the night after we drank our beers and such.

They asked us if we wanted to go with 'em to a night club and do a 'lil clubbing :qfg: and fuck yes, did we say yes because that was our main intention of being picked up by random people and joining 'em for fun stuff.
Even better, it was one of those GIGANTIC night clubs with all these fancy rich people (not regular Thai hookers set out to steal your wallet), they had like Porsche Carreras and all those fancy cool cars parked outside the hotel :O
So yeah, we RUSH in because we didn't have our ID and we didn't wanna pay anyways and besides, we're underage xD
We successfully get in (I got to hold the Thai hotties hand andhug her on the way in and put my arm around her and shiat:smug:)
So yeah we get led to their friends and stuff and then we started clubbing! :pcgaming:
There was whiskey (Johnnie Walker Black Label) and cola, my favorite mixture :D and also ciggies which me and my buddy have been dying for (although we're not addicts, we always find people who share anyways)

Nothing else to say I'm afraid, I'm sure you guys know how clubbing feels like, especially how fun it is when there are a fuckton of hot girls. We grinded a bunch and went groping :D

Sadly and stupidly, matt.camb felt tired and wanted to go home (his flight was today anyways and he's probably sitting in his plane this moment waiting for take-off)
We said bye to the people and thanked 'em for the drinks (we didn't pay a Baht at all:smug:)
But not before we grabbed all the babe's asses :smug: on our way out and it was fucking literally full and that meant a lot of nice ass xD And by grabbing I mean GRABBING not touching :glomp:

We went home, jumped over the fence because the gate makes a gigantic creaking sound when pulled open and my dad's a light sleeper. Well, we get in and my dog starts to fucking bark. Everything was still ok we got in went upstairs and for some peculiar reason the lights were on upstairs. I turned them off then and I'll be damned! My dad was in the toilet while I turned off the lights xD

He didn't really try to bother us with what not and all that stuff about coming home late. His most memorable comment from yesterday night was "At least you guys came home" xD
I still regret going home at 3 :bang: because of matt.camb's tiredness, I was planning on going home at 6 in the morning....

That's my New Years story :) :iia:

P.S. The hot actress babe and her boyfriend disappeared, my most likely guess was because they wanted to fuck xD

P.S.S. The hot Thai Actress babe's TITS were godlike :swoon:

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[HellSoldier]

What the fuck did I just read.

[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]

It was amazing.
[I]when i was half-asleep[/I]

[marksman_sni]

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;27118702]Way too long. is it worth reading?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;27118693]What the fuck did I just read.

[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]

It was amazing.[/QUOTE]

[hl2poo]

The girls in your school probably just wanted to be nice.

[Lonestriper]

Congratulations OP

[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]

you have achieved life

[marksman_sni]

[QUOTE=hl2poo;27118805]The girls in your school probably just wanted to be nice.[/QUOTE]

I sleep over at a girl from my school's house like nearly every weekend. Her parents don't even know xD
She's hot btw and parties too :D

[thereisno131]

This is my NYE story ;

hi facepunch, NYE is over and I caught the girl i love making out with a guy.

then she called me a coward for not doing anything and told me to fuck off.

then i stormed off and went home.

i'm fucking sad.

worst new years ever.

happy 2011 fuckers.

[Maloof?]

We did a countdown from one hundred.

XXXtreme Numeric New Years, motherfuckers.

[shatteredwindow]

Bullshit.

[marksman_sni]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27118892]Bullshit.[/QUOTE]

It's all true. I just forgot to think of Facepunch while I was there or else I'd make a timestamp.

[Funcoot]

[QUOTE=marksman_sni;27118871]I sleep over at a girl from my school's house like nearly every weekend. Her parents don't even know xD
She's hot btw and parties too :D[/QUOTE]

Big deal. You're so badass and edgy. How bout you get the parents to like you and then they wont care. It's not that hard.

[marksman_sni]

[QUOTE=Funcoot;27119170]Big deal. You're so badass and edgy. How bout you get the parents to like you and then they wont care. It's not that hard.[/QUOTE]

:fireman:

[Fatman55]

I hate people like you, OP.
You are the kind of person who gives teenagers a bad name.

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=Fatman55;27119199]I hate people like you, OP.
You are the kind of person who gives teenagers a bad name.[/QUOTE]

you're probably some fat loser nerd who sits at home drinking mountain dew and eating Doritos.
and then complaining about having to deal with "annoying fireworks"

[Shustriyvich]

i fel you bro

[Fatman55]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27119353]you're probably some fat loser nerd who sits at home drinking mountain dew and eating Doritos.
and then complaining about having to deal with "annoying fireworks"[/QUOTE]
1. I'm not fat
2. I'm too poor to afford Mountain Dew or Doritos
3. I like fireworks

[frost13s]

how old are you op?

[Fatman55]

[QUOTE=frost13s;27119488]how old are you op?[/QUOTE]
14
[quote]Go to South East Asia

I'm 14 and I sneaked into a fancy night club (in Chiang Mai) without paying and showing my ID and reaped the benefits of New Years :D
The benefits were:
grinding HOTTIES
Whiskey-Cola
Cigarrettes
Groping Babe's asses and money makers
Experience of an epic night club
:D
[/quote]

[frost13s]

The sense of entitlement that comes across from the first post is sad

[gnoob]

Well I had fun on new years eve too, but I just hung out with friends and watched the fireworks (Sydney Harbour Bridge, Australia), so now I'm a bit jealous that we didn't go clubbing and shit as well. A round of applause from me to you OP on a very good story that I have no doubt you won't easily forget

[SuPeR_MaN]

I went to a pretty decent house party. Got pretty wasted and did some shit I'm starting to regret and i'm now recovering. Good times

[Laferio]

Played Gmod.

...

Didn't get invited to any parties.

:(

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=Fatman55;27119452]1. I'm not fat
2. I'm too poor to afford Mountain Dew or Doritos
3. I like fireworks[/QUOTE]

terrible username get out

[frost13s]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27119829]terrible username get out[/QUOTE]

Terrible troll, shutup

[poopsicle]

[QUOTE=frost13s;27119849]Terrible troll, shutup[/QUOTE]

aren't you that retard kid that hates me for no reason?

[Fycix]

So like, OP, was your night just :smile: so great and you had a great time :buddy: and you'd like to do it again? My night went ok, but it wasn't great :saddowns:, I got to talk to my best friend all night though :haw:

:colbert:

[frost13s]

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27119896]aren't you that retard kid that hates me for no reason?[/QUOTE]

No, it's just every post I've seen you make is argumentative or a thread killer

[Esteam]

All I read was

:smug:
:smug::smug:
:smug::smug:
:smug::smug:
:smug:

[Symmetry]

I hosted a party at my house and got robbed.

:[

I feel like a used sack of shit. It was a good little shindig though otherwise.

[deano270]

no tl;dr?

[editline]1st January 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=marksman_sni;27118671] we took a [b]Tuk Tuk[/b] to town.[/QUOTE]
Tuk Tuk's are REAL? I thought they were made up in Just Cause 2