So I'm currently in the classroom having a boring Networks class when suddenly I feel very heavy and stuff, with the need to fart.
I try to hold it for a while, but then I just say "Fuck it, the teacher is far away so whatever..." and unleash my load.
I try to cross my legs so the smell doesnt comes out that much but eventually I uncross them, thinking its gone. Guess what, it wasnt gone at all, and it brought a weird smell...
It smelled like fresh farts! Those that you open up a can and you just feel that awesome fresh smell...
The guy sitting next to me started asking "Why does it smells like farts here?". I told him I farted and told him to sniff the air closer to me. He shat himself laughing whenever I farted and sniffed the scent to fresh farts...
Uncrossing my legs was like opening a can of farts... What the hell is wrong with me?
I got out of class, always with a fart scent behind, and as soon as the rest of the guys in my class got near me, they confirmed it... I was a fart...
How did this happen exactly?! Why are my farts smelling like farts? :saddowns:
(no, I didn't shove farts up my ass...)
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A++ parody good job op full of win.
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[img]http://www.bathroomfixtures.us/pedestal-sink-400.jpg[/img]
Can this thread now be about this beautiful sink?
Did you shove farts up your ass?
jackass
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go die
Obviously shoved farts up your ass.
You forgot the other part of the parody.
Oh god, I just farted again and it still smells like farts. What the fuck...
Is this serious?
Wait I've read that before
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Oh it's the pineapple thread
I was about to get angry for another bad parody but then I realized I was laughing. Rated you funny.
[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;25133811]A++ parody good job op full of win.
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wow shit that's a nice sink!
inb4 thread lock.
[QUOTE=mr.killa;25133953]inb4 thread lock.[/QUOTE]
God damn you're good.
Good bye everybody.
Inb4 more parody threads
inb4 more inb4s
[QUOTE=BrQ;25133940]wow shit that's a nice sink![/QUOTE]
Indeed
And the award for least effort in a parody thread goes to...
Not funny, poor effort. Sorry.
That sink has a face!
facepunch the pinnacle of
?
Gotta love them fresh farts.
sinks can sanitize your hands
[img]http://www.abathroomguide.com/galleries/4/sinks13.jpg[/img]
look at this badass sink
Sinks are hot
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oh baby cut me a piece.
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look at this badass sink[/QUOTE]
Whoa...
I thought we were done making shitty no-effort parody threads. Guess not. :colbert:
Lol my farts smell of steak and my B.O smells of curry
Mmmmm.
My farts smell like diesel gasoline. Why do they smell like diesel gasoline?
I like this sink [IMG]http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-sink-design-fail.jpg[/IMG]
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