• Tips to improve life?
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Okey so this is my idea. We all write one small little way to improve your everyday life. Doesn't have to be something big. Also write what number your tip is and lets see how many tips we get. Also write it even if it's obvious. 1. Hug people often physical contact is good for you.
2. post in fast threads [editline]01:32PM[/editline] 3. pick a different icon if your going to post this in GD
4. Get off your computer
4. Before you poop throw in a piece of paper so that it doesn't splash into your butt.
5. Sprinkle salt on a napkin so a cold drink won't stick to it.
7. Don't forget to breath manually
7. (8?) Grab penis and move hand up and down repeatedly.
8. Text/call/whatever your friends often, see if they want to hang out.
8. Remember your grammar skills ^ SUPREME CLUSTERFUCK OF TIP NUMBERS
6. Counting in order is for chodes
7 end it
9, 10 or 11 assuming the '6' one is number 9 and '7' is 10. Also, if the second 7 and the second 8 counts as + 1, then 12 or 13. However there was no '6', except later, so 12 I assume. But then again, there were two 4's, so +1 again. 13. There were possibly 3 '8's actually, but I'm starting to confuse myself. Also, it seems 6 is trying to replace 7 which was meant to replace 6 if that was the case. Well, to be safe; Either 6, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 or 15. Don't be shy.
900. Having two...imaginary friends in your head who weigh every decision for you and help you make the right one. Ironically, they're named Insanity and Sanity.
5. Make sure she's 18 first
10. have lots of sex [editline]12:39PM[/editline] Wut
0. Get a life before you try to improve it That said, does anyone have any advice on the subject?
18. Learn to fucking count
6. make sure you tip
stop texting people call them, texting never gets you anywhere and makes it awkward as fuck also if you really want a better life stop playing videogames entirely and avoid getting a smart phone at all costs; restrict anything that provides access to the internet go vegetarian exercise go out with people makes life good
Whatevernumberwereatnooneevenfuckingknowsbynow: Dance randomly in public. It makes you seem like that weird guy in a store, which in turn makes people's days, as the world can always be a little weirder. I would suggest le hula.
Fuckin'LostCount. Fart when you need to. I'm serious.
7. If your fat consider getting off your fat ass and exercising, that'll triple the quality of your life, no shit.
23: Sleep 7-8 hours a day.
[QUOTE=Osherzz;24319662]7. Don't forget to breath manually[/QUOTE] ofuck
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;24320051]stop texting people call them, texting never gets you anywhere and makes it awkward as fuck also if you really want a better life stop playing videogames entirely and avoid getting a smart phone at all costs; restrict anything that provides access to the internet go vegetarian exercise go out with people makes life good[/QUOTE] i thought you were serious until i saw 'go vegetarian' lol
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;24320051]stop texting people call them, texting never gets you anywhere and makes it awkward as fuck[/QUOTE] That totally depends on what kind of person you are. If you are socially insecure then yeah, feel free to follow this advice.
18 vodka only settles your problems temporarily.
19. History.
20 mind over matter
21. be friendly to new people you meet, you might just need them one day :unsmith:
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